Hey /b/. Um. It's me, again. Boxdog. I know. I was just hoping I could crash here again. I just need to stay away from the furries. Do you guys mind if I stay? Just for a little while.I'll understand if you say no.
New face? Okay sure, why not.
in b4 chronically depressing thread
Wordfilters.Anyway, thanks. You mind if I smoke? I know. Bad habit.I'm trying to quit.
depressed dog is depressing
You can't stay here.Find a hotel or a bridge or something.
>>19158603It's just for a little while. I know. It's my fault.Sorry.
>>19158662Don't make me call animal control.
Go for it, Boxdog.
EMO DOG IS EMOOOOO
>>19158683Go ahead. It doesn't matter. At least I'd have a place to sleep. Wouldn't be the first time.I don't even care anymore. It's my fault anyway.
>>19158776You'll have a place to sleep for a long time if no one adopts you.I doubt anyone would want a dog like you,so you'll be euthanized pretty quickly.
>>19158896I think they have regulations prohibiting the euthanation of sentient canids.
>>19158896Yeah. You're right. That'd probably be in everyone's best interest. I'm pretty ugly, too. And I'm not really very smart. Or fun. I guess I'm not really very good at anything, really.
I'm sorry. I'm being depressing. I don't mean to. You guys have better things to do than listen to my problems, anyway. Anyway, I'm not here to start a debate, and I don't like the drаmа myself. Sorry.I didn't mean to start on that.So uh... I don't know. I feel like I'm freeloading again. What can I do for you guys? I'm not really good at a lot of things.
Can you do more of those awesome impressions?
>>19159012How about I get out the peanut butter,and we'll see what you can do for me.
Duke ripoffs are cool.
>>19159042Okay. Sure. Yeah, impressions. Um. Here. Hold on.
Okay. Hold on.See if you can tell who this is.
Okay, who am I?
Depressing dog is not depressing because it's just the internet.
>>19159465I wish, it's machine code.
>>19159094Please...
BLANK FACED GUY READING GENERIC NEWSPAPER!
*Whistle.* Come here, boy.
Okay, here's my next one. Here. One second.
Okay, this one's easy.Who am I now?
>>19159725( ゚ ヮ゚) ?
>>19159725Bee eating dog. Rock.
hey boxdog, where were you the first time?I did alot of lurking, but today was the first time i saw you.
goddamn, first chain-chomp-chan and now this.quit making me care about fictional characters, you faggots.
>>19159725>>19159465You do horrible impressions.
>>19159690>Come here, bοy.I'm a girl.I know. I'm fugly. I'm hideous. I look like a guy. Harpoons, etc.
Come on, just one time. Everyone does it, Boxy.
>>19159879You do bad impressions.
>>19159891Dogtits or GTFO.
Sage this shitty thread.
must... hug... cartoon!
Well, if consequental rape is apart of this again, stay all you want.
GTFO FAGETS YOU ARE RUINING /B/ GTFO FAGETS YOU ARE RUINING /B/ GTFO FAGETS YOU ARE RUINING /B/ GTFO FAGETS YOU ARE RUINING /B/ GTFO FAGETS YOU ARE RUINING /B/ GTFO FAGETS YOU ARE RUINING /B/ GTFO FAGETS YOU ARE RUINING /B/ GTFO FAGETS YOU ARE RUINING /B/ GTFO FAGETS YOU ARE RUINING /B/ GTFO FAGETS YOU ARE RUINING /B/ GTFO FAGETS YOU ARE RUINING /B/ GTFO FAGETS YOU ARE RUINING /B/ GTFO FAGETS YOU ARE RUINING /B/ GTFO FAGETS YOU ARE RUINING /B/ GTFO FAGETS YOU ARE RUINING /B/ GTFO FAGETS YOU ARE RUINING /B/ GTFO FAGETS YOU ARE RUINING /B/ GTFO FAGETS YOU ARE RUINING /B/ GTFO FAGETS YOU ARE RUINING /B/ GTFO FAGETS YOU ARE RUINING /B/ GTFO FAGETS YOU ARE RUINING /B/ GTFO FAGETS YOU ARE RUINING /B/ GTFO FAGETS YOU ARE RUINING /B/ GTFO FAGETS YOU ARE RUINING /B/ GTFO FAGETS YOU ARE RUINING /B/
>>19159830She was here last night. She got raped by Redd, but she didn't really care. She just kind of laid there until he was done.
Hey Boxy~What's up!?
Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.Dogtits or GTFO.
>>19159961wined sage is faaaaaaailed
Damn it, can't you see I want to fuck you, Boxdog? ;_; I think you're hot. I dream of you. Let me stick it in your pooper.
BoxdogChain-Chomp chan4chan originals for [Adult Swim](because if they play shit already it might as well be ours amirite?)
>>19159939Here. This is the best I can do. I'm sorry. I know. I'm flat. I know. I'm totally... disgusting.And I'm not really a dog. I'm some kind of a messed-up cartoon animal. It's like... I don't know. I'm a fox, a dog, and a box. I'm a mish-mash.
I just want to cuddle with boxdog ;_;
>>19160220Flat-chested girls do nothing for me.
>>19160220Will you go out with me?
delicous flat chest :3
>>19160220
>>19159976I still have her AIM SN, but there's nothing I can say to her that won't make her even more depressed.
>>19158231Here's a spengbob version of you to cheer you up.
>>19160504Have you ever thought of just telling her that you care?
>>19160363I know, I'm ugly. I'm sorry.I messed it up again.I can't do anything right. It's my fault.I shouldn't have done that.
>>19160636I DID. SHE THINKS I'M TEASING.
>>19160637Show your vagoo,and we'll see if you're completely hopeless.
>>19160637I GET THE FEELING I'M BEING IGNORED >=|
>>19160637flat chested girls are cute :3
>>19160677ಠ_ಠ
>>19160750No,cut it off.
>>19160750This can't be authentic Boxdog.
>>19160637Are you a bull terrier?Thats my favorite dog breed.
>>19160386>>19160685I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. But you're not even a character. You're a pre-drawn non-sequential string of images. I can't interact with you anyway.
>>19160838Brilliant deduction.
>>19160685UEGAJADGs'gihp ast ;ljagd a N:a ?
>>19160769I suck at cheering her up. You try.Her AIM SN is "SadBoxDog".
>>19160858I want to be your little girl.
>>19160843I'm a happy dog.
boxdog...why do you make me feel so sad?i...i...i think i love you....
Boxdog you make me depressed.go die in a corner somewhere plz.
>>19161047>>19160996GET USED TO IT
>>19160912I AM ENJOYING YOUR COMPANY
Hey Sad Box Dog Fox thing! You ever tried standing on your head? Maybe getting a different perspective on things?
Oh god, boxdog, why can't the world just fucking treat you right for a change? Man, everything sucks.
I'm sorry. I don't mean to be so depressing. I'm no good at this.I wish I was more entertaining. I'm sorry. I'm just terrible. I'm totally... disgusting. It's my fault. I'm sorry. You shouldn't be wasting your time listening to me just bitching and complaining anyway.
>>19161177GTFO fakebox
>>19161141holy godshit thats hot
>>19161177NOT BOXDOG. GTFO.
>>19161222Then kill yourself for our entertainment.
oh boxdogi know you're a cartoon animal thing, and i'm a /b/tardbut to tell you the truth i'd do you :)
>>19161222Life is depressing, but it has its joys as well. Ambivalence etc. Masturbate lately? That usually helps me.
boxdog you have got to stop pushing your problems onto other people. Dont you see we're going in circles? You need to take on responsibility and start making moves.
>>19161222Boxdog, teach me the ways of the world, and why I weep at night.
>>19161222i just cannot...do it....i must see what happends next....
>>19161342>Masturbate lately? That usually helps me.No, but last night I was raped.>>19161345I know. I'm sorry. I don't mean to keep talking. I just depress people around me. It's not their fault I'm terrible.
Cheer up Box Dog!
>>19161539Rape isn't fun unless you're raping. Go masturbate.
>>19161539Well, you have two choices. You can slit your wrists/throat right now, or you can start masturbating in front of all of us. Both would be pretty hot.
I'm sorry I snapped at you boxdog. I know, its my fault. I'm terrible and unvivacious.
Boxdog.... I've been watching you from afar for a while... and... well......I think I'm in love with you.
>>19161605Better yet,just masturbate here in front of us.
>>19161610That's a horrbile thing to say!
>:3
CHEER UP EMO PUP
>>19161610truthAre you going to be entertaining are perverted fantasies any time soon Boxdog?
>>19161635It's really not nice of you to make fun of me like that.
>>19161721
loev you, boxdog
there will always be a place in my heart for you,boxdog.
boxdog, i know it would never work between usbut i love you
Your mom called again boxdog. She said your father suffered a stroke last night and he's in the hospital. The doctors don't want to jump the gun, but they say he might not live. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news
>>19161832Boxdog, it sounds like you have some trust issues. You need to learn to open up to people.
>>19161832actualy your depresion turns me on
Did you lose something, Boxdog?
>>19161949i wouldn't mind if she 'opened up' to us right now if you know what i mean
>>19161944Actually my parents both died in a house fire when I was little.
>>19161994Boxdog is too poor to afford an iPod.
I like you, boxdog.
>>19162034died in a fire you say..
>>19162034Damnitt cheer the fuck up! Life can't be all that bad Boxdog!
Ten bucks says she got raped as a kid.
Sorry, I meant to say your foster parents. I know you all never talk anymore, but I still felt you should know... and your foster mom needs you to he;lp pay for his medical bills
>>19162155You're right, but I don't have ten bucks for you.
>>19161832I... I'm not joking, Boxdog.I feel like you're the only one out there who understands how I feel.I... I'm sorry.
You know, Boxdog, a lot of people have lives a lot worse than yours. But do they complain about it?
>>19162208Looks like she has to go back to whoring herself out.
>>19162155She did.
>>19162155ten bucks to SEE boxdog get raped when she was a kid
Dibs on his computer when he snufs it.
>>19162155she already said she was, lastnigth
You know, when some people get sad they play the blues. Do you know how to play an instrument?
>>19162230Was it your dad that raped you?If so so you should be happy that he died.in a fire.
boxdog, promise you'll come back tomorrow night?i have to go to bed :(
>>19162344You know, when some people get depresed they kill themselves. Do you know how to work a gun?
This thread is every romance animu in a nutshell.
>>19162247I know, I know. I'm totally being a jerk. I don't mean to get everyone depressed. I'm such a downer all the time. It's my fault.I don't mean to be. I'm sorry. I just can't talk to people I guess.
I know your pain, boxdog. I too suffered terribly as a youngster. But then, finally, something snapped. I walked up to one of the people that used to bully me, and I say, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. And I did. I cut him up, and it was a kind of freeing of my tormented soul. Thus, now, whenever I feel sad, I take it out on the world.
>>19162589well it's easy for you, you've got a game shark
If she tried to shoot herself, the bullets would probably get deprerssed halfway there and slow to a stop.
>>19162537Boxdog, quit blaming yourself for everything! I mean, look around, lots of people here like you!Several are attracted to you! Quite being such a mope!
>>19162589I'm not going to cause trouble for anyone. It's not like I'm anybody important anyway. It doesn't matter.None of this matters. I'm just causing problems. I'm sorry. It's my fault, and I don't mean to.
>>19162835Yeah,we all know that boxdog is flat as a piece of wood.
>>19162703>>19162658Its Okay. That was a fake dog. a psuedo dog. a lame pretender dog. box dog lives.
>>19162835ok good, i didnt know what i would do with out boxdog on my /b/
>>19162835ok good, i didnt know what i would do with out boxdog on my /b/...i would be sad.
I'm sorry about being such a downer bitch all the time, you guys. I'll try not to be so depressing. My fault. I don't mean to make you guys feel bad. I'll try to be less depressing around you guys.
>>19163051Tell us about your interests, Boxdog.
>>19163051You can start by masturbating in front of us.
>>19163051Don't worry Boxdog, you're not being a total downer. Just tone it up.
Boxdog, maybe something is wrong with you, deep inside your brain. It could be fixed. It really could. Hi, I'm Doctor Josef Mengele. You can trust me. I can he;lp you so that these other people won't dislike you as much. I'm not promising a total flip in your life, just a tweak- a tipping point, if you will. So what do you say? You may think I'm wasting my time, but I definitely do not think so.
>>19163051i love you boxdog. don't ever change.
>>19163051it's ok, try doing something diferent to cheer you up, like a will smith impresion or something
>>19163051MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF US.MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF US.MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF US.MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF US.MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF US.MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF US.MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF US.MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF US.MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF US.MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF US.MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF US.MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF US.MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF US.MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF US.MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF US.MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF US.MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF US.MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF US.MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF US.MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF US.MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF US.
>>19163051needs mοar freud
>>19163051smile boxdog.I need to see you force a smile to get off!
>>19163192What do you say, Boxdog? There's no need to ignore me, and no need for any shyness.
please let me raep
i feel your pain, boxdog. you and me, we're in ths thing together.
Here's a brush for you, you said you didn't have one, and I bet it must be a pain taking care of all that fur.
OH SHI--BOXDOG RUN!!!
I'm sorry, you guys. I'm being really boring right now. I can't get it right. Here I am taking advantage of your hospitality and I'm just being a bore and a downer bitch.I'm sorry. I should really be more entertaining.I guess I'll do that... masturbate thing. I guess.
>>19163830Monster win!
>>19163867please proceed
I'D LIKE SOMETHING TO MONGLE
>>19163867Don't do it, boxdog!You don't have to degrade yourself any further! You're already depressed enough!
>>19163867Good,that's the only way you'll earn our respect and love.
>>19164048I look funny as grinman!
>>19164127BACK OFF SHE'S MINE
>>19163867You don't have to do the masturbate thing if you don't want to, and I don't think you do, I'd feel bad because now we're taking advantage of you
>>19164234WHOOPS ACCIDENTALLY TURNED THE WEBCAM OFF FOR A SECOND
>>19164254But she wants to,so she can be loved by us.
If that's what you guys really want, then I mean, I guess I might as well. At least I won't be so depressing.I just don't know why you'd bother. You can all do better than me. I mean, I'm pretty ugly. I don't know. Whatever. I don't really care.
YEEES OH GOD
>>19164486gtfo, the cancer that is killing /b/ is not a meme
>>19164471Keep going,you're looking great.
... this thread is strange.
>>19164657Sorry to dissapoint you. The cancer that is killing /b/ is fucks like you telling people what they should want.
This thread delivers.
bump for the boxdog in us all
>>19164648Also, please be aware that the cancer that is killing /b/ is not a meme is a meme is not a meme.
>>19164471I came
/r/ more boxdog
>>19158591>>19159543>>19159944>>19160949>>19161813>>19161820>>19163007>>19163621>>19163763>>19164486>>19164657>>19164845This is the HIV killing /b/.
>>19165113stealth and hawt, marry me boxdog!!!
>>19165190That's what you think...
...
feeling any better boxdog?
woah wait is this over?
Boxdog, have my children
>>19165307Oh dear, it seems like someone came on your nose, boxdog.
>>19165307Please,continue.
Hey, why are you letting these bastards take advantage of you? Do you really want to show your coochie?
>>19165860She wants to do this,because she knows it pleases us.She wants to please us,and so she wants to do this.
>>19165807I was ignoring this thread, but the furfag in me is interested now
>>19165860too late, she already did...
>>19165954and is a beautiful one too!
>>19165807Wouldn't you rather share with us your hobbies, hopes, dreams, aspirations, and interests?
Bxdog knows that she can be valued sexually,in all the other things she thinks she lacks, she knows at least we'll value her sexually.Come boxdog.. I shall make you my bitch. I'll treat you like a queen and you can have my children.And then.. Well, The world is our oyster.
So if boxdog is so ugly, flat, etc, why is she raped?
this thread is like 3 hours old and it's getting latewrap up the show for these guys and you can crash in my room, it's across from the kitchen
>>19166108Those are all things for people who are smart. And who are good at things.I dunno. Besides, it's what you guys want. And I don't want to be a bitch about it.
>>19166270Redd did it, and as we all know, Redd would fuck a cheese sandwich.
Well boxdog. What's with pleasing the population?Come now. wouldn't you rather please someone who will please you back?
>>19166270cause she IS both cute and hawt
>>19166399Who the fuck is Redd? Sorry I haven't seen Boxdog 'round these parts.
Go have glorious sex, Boxdog.And show me.
Hey Boxdog, you should buy a pistol for self defense. These parts is dangerous, and full of rowdy, horny sailors.
>>19166270There are charitable organizations set up to give fat, ugly people an equal opportunity of rape.
>>19166328Boxdog-chan :3
Bastard! I'm a Marine, Not a sailor. Cocksucker.
>>19166553hey, i have that one too, but if you realy want to avoid sailors don't ever go near a spinach outlet
>>19166706Oi, imagine getting fisted by Popeye.
sage LAME
can somebody post yesterdays box dog pics for those of us that missed them?
>>19166411>Come now. wouldn't you rather please someone who will please you back?They'd just be wasting their time.I'm not worth it.Anyway... um.I think I'm done.
>>19166988No orgasm? Are you not enjoying it?
>>19166988how did it feel box dog? did it feel good?
no, don't go ;_;
Wasting my time, eh?I wouldn't think so.. If you'd get over your damned self for but two seconds, you'd see that these people want to SHOW you your value. and if that means reducing you to the levels of a whore to show you that you're at least good at something, so be it.But either way. You need some self-esteem. And i am going to make you Cum until you realize that you are indeed a beautiful creature.
Hey Boxdog, lets sit outside in the cool night air and just chat.
>>19167117i thought she came here to stay away from the furries?
>>19166988god, you're so cute when you blush
>>19166988Shit I think you made me into a furry.
>>19167117it dos'nt work like that, virgin
furfags gtfo gtfo boxdog sagesagesagesagesagesage
>>19167186Yeah,but now she has drawn the furries of /b/ to her.
I'll have you know she's a dog.a Bitchdog.And therefore, it's Beastiality, not furfaggotry.She's also not real, and thusly her "Suitor" probably doesn't give a fuck. good job getting Duc|< Trolled, Nigga.
;_;
it's later than it was earlier, boxdog can crash on the bed, just for tonightanonymous will see if he can dig up /b/'s futon if you need someplace to crash tomorrow
>>19167046It's not that. I just usually don't... you know, finish like that. Not most of the time.It's okay, though. I'm glad you guys at least thought it was entertaining. >>19167317I already said I'm not really a dog. I'm like a freak. A mish-mash.
... interesting
>>19167460Very entertaining. ;o
Regardless, I'd stil hit it. if only because your empty personality gives me a boner.Also, there were crushed roofies in your Cigarette. You should be feeling them about now.
this thread wins! can somebody post the old pics of box dog getting raped?
>>19167460but how do you FEEL now?
>>19167460yeah, it's called unique. most people are like that, too. if you really want i'm sure there's a futon and some blankets in /b/ somewhere
im gay as hell
>>19167317holy shit, could you possibly nitpick any more than that to weasel out of being a furry, jesus.she's an anthropomorphised animal. she stands erect, she can talk, she's a fucking furry.get over yourself, faget. "what? no, I can't be a furry. i'm too cool to be a furry. therefore anything I like must not be furry."
>>19167565You know, if you wanted to rape me, you didn't have to drug me. I don't even really care anymore. It wouldn't be the first time. Just get it over with.
>>19167661There isn't one that I can find right now,but she can use this mattress.
>.>Wow. You do know that was a bluff right?How would i have gotten hold of your cigarettes? i'm in the middle of nowhere, and haven't left home save to go to work in like three days. Not to mention roofies are hard to come by love.Something tells me that you WANT sexual contact..
Boxdog, you really should leave. You're making me want to kill myself. Really. Get out.
>>19167728>she's an anthropomorphised animal. she stands erect, she can talk, she's a fucking furry."Furry" implies an association with the subculture of the same name. "Furry" as a designation for any and all things anthropomorphic was a definition furries added to make themselves seem more widespread or worthwhile than they really are. That way they can claim things which are simply CARTOONS (e.g. Bugs Bunny) as "furry", as if those cartoons had something to do with their subculture, while in fact they were not made by, for, about, or in relation to the furry subculture.In summary, STFU, GTFO and SERIOUS BUSINESS. Let the rest of us enjoy this thread.
>>19167645you. fuck you. take your drugs and go back to 420chan.>>19167738get up box dog. no ones gettin raeped tonight, dear>>19167746thanks, lemme see if i can get blankets.
>>19167738man, who drugged box dog?how the hell is she going to entertain us if shes asleep? somebody kick her untell she wakes up.
>>19167915She's not drugged,just very depressed.
>>19167738HOLD UP.When were you named box dog? And you're a girl?I guess I'm late to the party, but I was talking with you last night, and none of that was mentioned then.I was a little attracted to you last night, and I was creeped out by it, but if you're a girl, then its all ok I guess.
Dear Boxdog,You let me violate you,You let me desecrate you,you let me penetrate you,you let me complicate you,Help me, I broke apart my insides,Help me, I've got no soul to sell,Help me, the only thing that works for me,Help me get away from myself.Love,Anonymous:3
dont listen to this flamers cutie; here, you can have my blanket, it used to be mom's but she's gone now and you DO need somewere to crash, dont'ya?
Also the chemicals in roofies, when exposed to intense heat say.. in the cherry of your cigarette, would be rendered harmless.Boxdog.. C'mon, get up, stop lying there.. Ther world might be out to get you, but here in /b/, we give you a home. You may pay in whatever you, or well.. the general anonymous.. likes..But you has a home now.
>>19167841>Something tells me that you WANT sexual contact..No, I'm just... pretty used to this sort of thing by now. I've kind of stopped caring.Honestly though, don't get worked up over me. I'm used to it. This wouldn't be the first time.I'm not important anyway. I can't do anything anyway.It doesn't matter. None of this matters.I guess I might as well get up.
>>19168028Your mother died in that blanket.
Pee in this bucket for us will ya?
>>19168071you're here. and that matters.
Wow... Boxdog?Grow a spine and stop letting them walk all over you. Get angry, show a little emotion! Why aren't you burning with rage after these fools humiliated you for their own pleasure, used you like you were nothing, all whilst whispering things in your ear that you should continue? They don't love you! They just want something to fap to. Honestly, where's your soul, girl?
naw, I just killed her to get her blanket
The anonymous face of /b/, the cold heartless face of the internet... showing affection for an emo dog.Bravo. Bravo.
Dedicated to Boxdog,Heaven's just a rumor she'll dispel,as she walks me through the nicest parts of hell.I still dream of lips I never should have kissed.And She knows exactly what I can't resist.If she says "come inside" i'll come inside for herIf she says "Give it all" I'd give anything to herI am JustifiedI am PurifiedI am SanctifiedInside her.Love,Anonymous:3
So boxdog is a knock-off chomp-chan of sorts?
i love you
PEE IN THE BUCKET NOW BITCH!!!!!!!!!
>>19168274naw, chomp-can was a whore; boxdog's just crashing in and short of cash...
>>19168309by which he means what do ou have to lose?
Boxdog. This is the guy who attempted to make you believe i'd drugged you.I'm sorry. Get some rest. When you wake up in the morning, maybe i'll take you to the unemployment office.. you can get a job.. And come here, to this place, /b/. Which you can now call home.. at least for now, i guess...
>>19168332yay, now she has a bed!
>>19168028>>19167746she can't use those you stupids
>>19168185>Why aren't you burning with rage after these fools humiliated you for their own pleasure, used you like you were nothing?Because I am.Besides, I'm not here to make trouble for anyone. I don't have any reason to get mad. It's not like I'm anybody important.They're being nice to me, anyway. Nicer than I deserve.
>>19168388thanks for making them into an appropriate bed for boxdog
-Huggles- Box Doggy, you're welcome in my room. I have a trundle bed thingy you can use. :D
>>19158359>>19158359>>19158359>>19158359THIS MAN SPEAKS MORE TRUTH THAN ANY OF YOU CAN EVER UNDERSTAND.
Boxdog!There are those of us Anonymous who do not care about your past!We love you anyway!Anonymous forgives you!:3
>>19168408Boxdog, come home with me.I'll make you happy, and I don't mean in a sexual way, but if you did want that, I'm sure it could happen. What I really mean is you seem broken, and that bothers me. Let me take you home with me. I'll show you how you should be treated.
Hi.
>>19168408now don't talk like that. you deserved to be treated like any other fully sentient creature on the internet. except furries. furries need to be treated with fire.
Hey Boxdog. This is the guy who tried to "drug" you.Sorry about that.Seriously, get some rest. I was fucking around and i do apologize for being such a bastard..But really.. what happened to your soul? Even as crushed as it must be by the years of hardship in your life.. it's gota be up there somewhere...
>>19168460this is a furfag stay far waya
>>19168542I'm no furfag, I'm just compassionate to those up on their luck.
You guys are all being really nice to me. Thanks. I appreciate it. It's more than I deserve, but if you want to then I'm not going to stop you or anything.
>>19168608Good, you're coming home with me. Come on.
>>19168591 up on their luckYeah, Boxdog doesn't look too up on her luck.
>>19168528dude,"souls" were banned from the earth since hiroshima
>>19168608good. so tell us about yourself, boxdog. outside of the gloomy past i don't really know much about you.
Hmph.. i almost feel bad for the poor thing.Almost. Quick. someone get me a bottle of viagra, Jamie Foxx, and duct tape. I'm going to show this bitch Parkinson's at work.
>>19168489Heresy! Anonymous does NOT forgive!Oh, and "boxdog"? For the past bagillion posts you have been trying to get people to sympathize for you. It's starting to get old. Your posts are all the same now.
Please boxdog, pee in the bucket. It would make /b/ very happy.
Hey, can I uh, ask you something?
>>19168834No, it would only make this one anon happy.
go ahead box dog.
>>19168795Actually I wish people would stop trying to sympathize with me. They'd just be wasting their time. I'm not anybody important, and I'm not worth getting depressed over. There's people worse off than me anyway. I keep telling them.Really, I'm just grateful they let me stay here, and they put up with all the complaining I do. I just wish I could make it up to them. But I did try that masturbating thing.I don't know. I guess I'm just doing it wrong again. Sorry.
You would make it up to us by peeing in that bucket.
>>19168909Come on boxdog, you ARE worth getting depressed over. Most of use want to see you happy.
>>19168909no kid that was great, you were doing it rong
>>19168909Look pup, people are being sympathetic for a reason. If they were wasting their time, they would have quit a while back. So stop whining, at least pretend you're half important, and go with the flow.Also tits.
>>19168967if you need a bucket of pee so bad, pee in it yourself.
>>19168909No one is important.We all stand naked and even in the eye Anonymous.Lose your identity and find yourself with us.You need not pay us back, you simply need to join us.
So, now you're grateful, and don't want our sympathy? Merely an ear and a free bed?No dice Sweet cheeks. Spread em. Somebody call Redd.Even better. Somebody call good old Pyramid Head.
>>19168909how's about another request for you then. try and smile for us.
>>19169051Did someone say sweetcheeks?
>>19169106second
>>19169106yea, smile
Well, what have we here?
Guys, it's not like that. I don't know. I mean... I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm just no good at this sort of thing. I appreciate it. I really do. But you don't have to do this for me.
Rainne!Thank god your here. We have an unruly bitch/box/dog/person/thing.Show htem your powers ma'am. It seems she has " Nothing to live for.."
>>19169051don't make me call metatron.>>19169167almost there, dear! c'mon, crack that smile for us!
>>19169063fan art or an imposter?
>>19169213Fanart.
boxdox sorta looks like sharky the shark, /r/ eek the cat.
Just a smile.One sweet smile.
>>19169051>>19169038Ah, the duality of /b/...
smile or no bed for you
if box dog smiles, everyone loses>>19169146
>>19169106...
Lol speaking of "Duality?"I've been playing both sides.Parkinson's rapee threat = me.Pyramid head rape threat=me.Cat o nine tails rape threat=meInfluencing to smile=meQuestioning her lack of a soul=meConstant reinforcement with a standard every three post Flip?=meI've been playing this whole thread likea kazoo.I love ya boxdog, you're infinite fun.Also, i love you /b/tardss. you've been great.
>>19169282Thats mean, we want a smile, but you get a bed either way boxdog.
>>19169106
>>19169246/b/ is acting odd tonight...
Well then, looks like someone needs to wash away her sins and flaws.God is dead,Anonymous has killed him.
>>19169351you can do it!
>>19169351SHE SMILED...or at least, smiled as much as someone like her can.
>>19169351You're getting there girl, keep going.
>>19169402yeah, maybe you. i think it's a problem when sins and flaws manifest themselves into TEARS OF BLOOD>>19169419i think she can smile a bit more...
>>19169351you call that a smile???!! i want you to grin like the motherfucking cockmongler bitch...
>>19169351good lord. ;_;
>>19169351OMFG! if she smiles then the boxdog we know and love will die
I love you boxdog!!!! I'm coming into this wicked late... now i gotta start reading.
>>19169502the death is a rebirth
>>19169502Not true, cause it will be forced.
Ha ha!Good show!Remember, none of us care for you, but that's because we care for noone!
Need I not remind you what happened when Mandy smiled.
HEY BOXDOG
>>19169555it was a request. i'm not forcing her to do anything. boxdog is her own... person? she can do what she pleases
smile and then let's all go to bed :)
oh, and boxdog, is there anyway to keep talking to you outside of /b/?
>>19169605I'm not saying we're forcing her, I'm saying she'd be forcing the smile to make us happy. She doesn't really want to, but I'm not sure why.
>>19169351FUCK YOU BOXDOG
>>19169688i dunno. i guess you have a point there. boxdog, dear, are you forcing yourself to smile at my request, or is it a true smile because i asked to see one?
WHY HELO THAR
MORE TRUE NOW THAN EVER
>>19169351cheer up boxdog, ill sex you! >:3
>>19169484YOU ASKED FOR IT>>19169816
>>19169834that's the saddest thing I've seen all day
Are you still there boxdog?
can somebody post the previous box dog threads?please?
>>19169974See,you can smile.
Boxdog I doubt you remember me, but i was the one last night in your thread who figured out your Dad raped you as a child. anyways i just wanted to say i absolutely love you and you masterbating is going into my harddrive <3.
>>19169974See,you can smile.You're also very cute when you smile.
>>19169974That's a smile.But it's possibly the most DEPRESSING SMILE I'VE EVER SEEN.
>>19169974:)
>>19169974There you are!You're coming along nicely!
>>19169988see? you're cuter when you smile
>>19169988there's only one other.
sage for one person fucking thread
>>19169974I wanna give you a kiss boxdog, if it would make you a bit more happy.
>>19170054well, by you posting, you make it a more than one person thread...
>>19170054Isn't that called 'masturbation'?
Hey guys, just popped in, no time to read the thread. So what's the game here, try and convince the fat hairy guy to draw a pic of his cartoon dog killing itself?
>>19170158no, all threads on 4chan are one person threads
You could stay over at this guy's house>>19169776
>>19170054what the shit are you talking about?
I'm seriously at a loss here /b/. What is so special about boxdog? He is just being emo and telling people not to be sorry for him, which in turn makes people feel sorry for him (reverse psychology, duh). Yes, I read the threads yesterday and today. I still don't get it. Can someone enlighten me as to why he gets so many posts? This shit is boggling my mind almost as much as why lulz is so popular.
>>19170211she's a GIRL. you lose
>>19170211See >>19169332
>>19170230I don't see how that changes anything.
>>19170211This is /b/,don't try to find logic in our reasoning.
>>19170270We all want to do her.
>>19170260That has nothing to do with her gender.
>>19170211i dont care, I just want to sex boxdog
>>19170211no, we can't, sorry...
>>19170313Can't you just go out and get a boyfriend? Oh wait, this is /b/. Never mind.
>>19170298I was correcting the post because anon said he read both threads, but clearly he should know that "HE" is in fact a SHE
>>19170374Just remember,you're one of us too.
I really appreciate all you guys putting me up. Really, I do.You shouldn't be so nice to me. I've never done anything to deserve being treated like this.But... thanks, anyway.
>>19170427Well,you did masturbate for us.
I skimmed most of them as I got nothing out of them. Didn't read every post either. Note that my post wasn't trying to be mean, I just seriously don't get this.
>>19170427who said we were doing it for free? >:3
>>19170427Just like last night I still find your depression super erotic.
>>19170486GET IN THE FUCKING CAR.
>>19170427yeah yeah, its realy late(unless your an eurofag)climb in bed and get some rest boxdog!
>>19170427You say you've never done anything to be treated nice, but have you ever done anything that would make it ok to treat you bad?
Well... anyway, like I said, I don't have much I can offer you guys in return.If you guys want a cigarette, you can he;lp yourself.I'm trying to quit anyway.
>>19170472alright since you are cool. For me I love furry, and darma, and raep, and drawing, and depression. I find depression super sexy and Boxdog delivers. Supercute to me and i just love it.
>>19168834If you really want, then I mean, I guess I don't see the harm. Hopefully someone will get something out of it, not that it matters. If not I really don't care.
>>19170486you're not a lion so i'm not fucking geting in the car
>>19170570You could masturbate again.Maybe try using a few household objects.
Other than that, I don't have much, you know, besides... well. I guess since you're taking in someone like me, it's not unreasonable.I don't really have any other way to pay off all this generosity.I dunno.I guess you guys are free to... you know.It doesn't really matter.
>>19170427now now, little missy, put that cig up. it -is- an awful habit you need to break
>>19170570I bet you look cute when you smoke after sex.
Well then... /r/ you do something FUNNY like pull out a hammer and smash a baby's head or something.
>>19170640MASTURBATE.AGAIN.
I mean, then at least I'm good for something, you know?I don't know.
while all these new requests are nice, it's super fucking latelet's all go to bed?
/r/ anonymous having sex with boxdog
/r/ anonymous having sex with boxdog(or anon-chan,it doesn't really matter)
>>19170759lick your vagoo i know you want to do it for me.
>>19170587hey box dog! how do you make your privets invisible when your not doing filthy acts? teach me your secrets so i too can go out into the world naked without being aressted.
>>19170814that's clearly a shitty edit
>>19170865was it the pixels?
Why is this so sexy?
So I was lazy, it's only really missing the tail :/
Boxdog, go back to bed
Well... thanks again, you guys. Goodnight.I really appreciate what you did. And uh... well... I mean, if... you know, I'm tired, but if you want to... you know. Because I don't really have any money, and you guys did all this for me, so... you know.I guess I owe you that much at least. I don't know.A-anyway... thanks. Goodnight /b/.
>>19171035NOOOO!
>>19171035i would only want to...you know, if you wanted to. but good night boxdog! one question though, how can we keep in touch with you?
>>19171035Promise you'll be back tomorrow?
goodnight <3
A boxdog?
>>19171035She's got no sense of self-worth whatsoever, does she? ;_; Thinks she's completely worthless.That if anyone treats her like a human being she's obligated to let them have their way with her. (in b4 "SHE IS lol")this thread is severely depressing
IF THIS IS A HAPPY ENDING, WHY IS IT SO SAD?!
>>19171035goonite boxdog
>>19171114That's not how it works! you fuck that bitch no matter what she wants. she doesn't care either way
>>19171035goodnight boxdog :)stop by whenever
your depression only makes my PENIS harder!!
>>19171190sorry, i don't do raep
!!!
>one question though, how can we keep in touch with you?Her AIM SN has been posted in this thread already."SadBoxDog".
Good night boxdog, hope to see you again tomorrow night. You are always welcome.
Come back tomorrow,Boxdog.
Uh. S-sorry boxdog.
>>19171217too bad.
>>19171190fool , it is not rape if she doesn't figth back; it's just not worthed
>>19171248i didn't see one of her pictures next to it, so i dunno how trust worthy it is... boxdog, one last thing before you drift off. can you show us your screen name or email on a piece of paper or something for us?
>>19171292uhhh, not really
boxdog I miss you-notleo
Boxdog is legendepic.-bigmike
I couldn't be fucked to check if there was any furry in this thread yet, but there certainly is now!
Goodnight sweet prince
>>19171323lurk more, she posted it in her first thread
>>19171520you're right, i do need to lurk more. I missed her first thread, would you happen to have any of that on your HDD?
>>19171632seconded
Jesus christ if this was a human female this would be the hottest fucking thread everI love girls who think they're completely worthless :D
>>19171943in a strange way, i do too. and this isn't the first time i've intervened in this manner. last time i did it i ended up falling in love with the girl. hah, 4chan and love, whaddya know...
i just like them because fucking them when theyre crying is hot as shit
>>19172040...oh. D:
>>19172040and shit is pretty hot
I don't want to see Boxdog have sex with anyone here. Unless its me, but then I don't want to see her crying while its happening. She'd like it, and it would make her happy, I'm sure.
>>19172409I might just be a horrible person, but her getting raped by redd last night was so hot. I couldn't sleep till i fapped to it.
DEPRESSING ;_;