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**NotCaptainCarnival** · Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:06 pm AIDS subject: BAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW

So how's everyone's day of spiraling loneliness going?
Nobody loves me. Emo

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**xBLOODYxEMOxVAMPIRExTEARS** · Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:15 pm AIDS subject:

Nobody loves me either, so I'm doing coursework instead of fucking girls, I fucked up one of my englihs ones, so I have to make up for it now

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**Bangaa** · Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:25 pm AIDS subject:

Its no different from any other day I spend alone at the computer.

**Afroduck** · Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:37 pm AIDS subject:

I just derive sum fun out of selling overpriced red and pink junk to customers this week. Retail has its upsides.

I'll settle in for a pleasant night of Internets and watching TV as I ponder how much frogsex I can buy with the money I didn't spend today.

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BRILLAFRO PADZ!

[quote="Rick Santorum"]Nobody hates Rick and gets away with it.
NOBODY. I AM NOT INSECURE. SHUT THE FUCK UP. Â Emo

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"would you like to tell the judge that we made a giant floating peenus on your pretend video game lawn?"

HOLY SHIT!
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING GARBAGE CAN!
THIS FUCKING GARBAGE CAN IS OFF THE DAMN CHARTS! JESUS CHRIST!
I'M TAKING THIS FUCKER BACK INTO MY ROOM.

Nyro~n

**Rick Astley** · Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:04 pm AIDS subject:

Alone. Listening to Never Gonna Give You Up on repeat.
You know what that means. Suicide

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**NotCaptainCarnival** · Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:13 pm AIDS subject:

**Captain Planet** · Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:36 pm AIDS subject:

Im gonna go fuck a tree, then I'm gonna go jerk off with some dirt.

And then clean up some pollution because she's a dirty girl
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**Nigga Ranger** · Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:49 pm AIDS subject:

I took someone to the cinema.
Do I fail?
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WATER DAT MELON!

Damn.

[quote="Miles."]laws have been broken you are black[/quote] Srsly?
Protip: I'm 12.

**Pink Ranger** · Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:43 am AIDS subject:

all i plan to eat today is candy
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**Mr.Hentai** · Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:53 am AIDS subject:

I sat in class envying that nigger from Chicago that shot up his school then an hero'd. On my top five best ways to die list.
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Worshiped by lolis everywhere.

**Steny Hoyer** · Joined: 15 Feb 2008 AIDS: 2 AIDS Rank: joecoolstar Pools: 0

I further embezzled money from my place of work. What for? cOoKiEs and munchies of course.
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The Representative from Maryland has the floor.

**nothing0011** · Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:36 am AIDS subject:

Well shit, I am actually having a decent day aside from the sore throat and now sore ear.

Went to the club last night and had a GREAT time! jigglypuff

Got a lot of shit done today too one of which included getting a gym membership. Feeling pretty good right now and V-daids isn't bothering me one bit!

Kind of like it for once.

Suicide

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**ReiClone88** · Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:04 am AIDS subject:

I got to buy my sister a $10 dollar Dr. Phil self-help books volume for $6 using a coupon and get in return a $19 PS2 game for $4 since it was used.

Then I got weird faces from most of the people we passed by in said mall.
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**Joey Bishop** · Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:39 am AIDS subject:

Ha ha, fuck you losers, I had a great time today. I took the day off of work to spend with MY BOYFRIEND. At around 10 AM I took him shooping at the local mall for some things and we just kinda shopped around until three, then we went over to his house and played some video games until around 6 when I took him to dinner at "Steak and Shake" (we fucking loves their milkshakes).

After that we went to my house and watched the sunset through my large window because it's very pretty in the winter. Naturally this is all romantic and shit so we began kissing and we started really getting into it, so he slowly unzipped my jeans, he reaches inside and starts kissing his way down my chest, he finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen and says "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I'm like "No way, you had candy for breakfast?" He replies, "Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!" So he sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! he zips my pants back up and says "And it's part of this complete breakfast!"
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**barosjn** · Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:58 am AIDS subject: Valentine's Day

I bought a whole leather bag of BDSM gear from a ZEBRA SALAD TOSSING shop for only $150 (including taxes) and I socialized with about twelve wimminz in a bar and three of them seemed like absolute win. I probably might date with one of them later on. Because not a single bit of depression has gotten over to me this Valentine's Day, I guess I'm not gonna listen to Linkin Park (something that usually leads to this Emo

or probably this Suicide

).
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