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LulVat
Joined: 01 Aug 2008 AIDS: 10 AIDS Rank: Harblsexual Pools: 2
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Name of game: DarkAges
Download at: http://www.darkages.com/download/download.html
Check list thing:
Afro and Suit available-[Yes]
FREE Afro and Suit-[No]
Light word filter-[Yes]
Mods online a lot-[No]
Mods almost never around-[Yes]
No mods-[You could just about say that.]
You can block-[Yes]
Many lulz to be had-[Oh yes, oh yesss.]
Flood control-[No if you put a space after your sentence.]
E-mail validation-[No]
Description of game: A game that takes place in the dark ages supposedly. Even though there's items like headphones and gameboy's as well as street lights. It has about 500-700 people on it daily. And it's an active roleplaying game full of emo kids, fags (literally), and over sensetive people roleplayers.
How could we get lulz from it: lol youll see.
Ingame screenshot of the pile of crap that is DarkAges
How to troll it: Spam (you can only say the same exact thing 3 times in a row and then you have to wait a few seconds. Instead of waiting just put a space at the end and say it another 3 times, and repeat.) While spamming just say whatever the fuck you want as many times as you want with as many characters as you want. Just go to where theres alot of people, and expect more than half of them to start talking back to you, as well as *punching you in the face*
You can also block. If theres a row of three of you blocking a door or exit, no one can do anything about it, they all have to fucking sit there. Certain characters have a skill called "throw" which sends your little character 1 space away. It also takes over a minute to use each time lol. But if theres people behind you, it wont have any effect. And while your blocking, which should take about 5-10 (maybe less depending on the size of the exit) people to block 20+. You can expect MUCH MUCH bawwwing. About everyone who plays this game whines and cries for every little thing. Just watch it all unfold infront of you with such little effort.
You think one could be moar creative in ways of trolling. But you guys can do whatever youd like. This is all it takes for pretty much instant lulz.
Additional info:
-When creating a character, you cannot put spaces or numbers in their name.
-When you first log in youre inside a forest looking area. Just walk all the way to the right and you click through a few things and your taken out. And if you STILL cant find the exit for whatever retarded reason, the interface constantly has your characters (X,Y) at the bottom. So just walk to (49,30) for the exit.
-You do not have to do any tasks at all.
-Press T to view the map while in towns.
-If your character is somehow "jailed" just log out and make a new one, rinse and repeat. There is no IP banning. So you can remain at full force constantly.
-If you right-click the shortcut for Darkages, go to the "run as" option and you can make as many windows as youd like- each with a different character. So instead of there being 1 character for every person, there can be 10+characters for a single person. Imagine the possibilities.
-Can filterskip easily
-Can set 10 sentences per character as their macro. This should make spamming even fucking easier.
-Expect bullshit like ".:punches you in the face:." from random roleplay fags.
-Do NOT stand right infront of the exits while in a blockade. You will be sent to the world map in a few seconds. Start the blockade two spaces infront of the exit.
-About two rows of characters is all that is needed to block.
-To speak, press enter, type your message, then press enter again.
-To use macros, just press the number of the coresponding macro. Only press enter to send.
-If you find that your character is walking through things, press F5. This game does that ALOT.
-Take screenshots by pressing F12. View them in /programsfiles/kru/darkages/ They are named lod001 etc.
Filterskip:
Theres a filter for "bad" words. Or words that seem "nonroleplay" like. If you say "lol" you'll say "Amusing" instead. Here's how to filterskip:
You can change the colors of the text that you say by typing "{=" and then a letter after it while placing it before your text. For example "{=blol fuck you bitch" would become "Amusing darn you nothing" since fuck and bitch are filtered.
To filterskip, you just place the color changing code in the middle of the word that gets filtered. Ex:
"{=blol fu{=bck you bit{=bch" would become "Amusing fuck you bitch" Since the game has macros, you can set this as your macro. As well as copypaste the code.
[minus the wordfilters on this forum]
[obviously different letters are different colors and you can set these as your macros.]
Oh and one more important thing. The mods dont work weekends lol. If you mess up the game and the shitty server crashes, it will remain broken until Monday, possibly Tuesday afternoon. That's just how the mods work. This will leave over 700 people crying about why their darkages no werk.
As well as flooding the 3 mods with tickets about what's happening. You can also spam the mods lulzy tickets at: https://support.kru.com/?_a=tickets&_m=submit
Dont forget to set the priority to Urgent.
Dont forget that the game basically already equips you with everything you need to raid it. It also has little defense.
The game makes it simple for you to raid. It has 10 macro sentences you can set per character. Easy to filterskip. No moderators. No ip bans. Unlimited windows and characters for you. etc.
I may edit this later to fix alot of my gay grammar. Oh and moar ass than you can shake a stick at: http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g53/duskhiei/EpicASS.png _________________ /b/lackup
Join us in the raid on DarkAges. http://www.poolsclosed.us/viewtopic.php?t=11999
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Kinoquake
Joined: 12 Jul 2008 AIDS: 6 AIDS Rank: Orochi Pools: 0
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this could be very lulzy, but the no afro and suit thing kinda off puts me |
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Mr.Hentai
Joined: 16 Jul 2007 AIDS: 367 AIDS Rank: AIDS Control Team Leader Pools: 7 Location: /b/oston area
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I'll check it out. Making emo and/or RPG fags "life harder" could end up in a possible an hero.... Also you said Suit and 'Fro available, how would one obtain them? _________________
Worshiped by lolis everywhere.
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LulVat
Joined: 01 Aug 2008 AIDS: 10 AIDS Rank: Harblsexual Pools: 2
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Mr.ORGASMIC CROCODILE wrote: | I'll check it out. Making emo and/or RPG fags "life harder" could end up in a possible an hero.... Also you said Suit and 'Fro available, how would one obtain them? |
The company turned this shitty emmo into a dressup emmo. So now in order to get new hairstyles not previously available like fro's and SUPER fro's you need to pay irl moneys. You can also buy clothing for irl money, but they dont do anything for your pixel fighter. Like i said; dress up game.
These are the fro's:
SUPER fro:
If you guise decided to raid the game today, or over the weekend, no one can stop you.
Actually not just this weekend, ANY weekend. Because these mods dont give a damn, dont do a thing, and obtain lots of hard earned emo monies...and don't work weekends.
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Oh and here's something else that will get them good. About 90% of the people there probably don't know what goatse is. I know you can do far worse that goatse, but this heres a small example.
So, youve made your character and are in the raiding. Emos are cutting, roleplayers are *punching in the face*, and 13 year olds are crying, and retards are telling you to move.
Now heres just a bonus. When you click yourself youll notice your "profile" just click the black area and type WHATEVER you want into it. But heres where things get better. Ahem, when you download this game, it comes with a program called "FaceMaker" Here you import an image and youre able to click the one part of the image you want to be in your profile. (If you want the whole image, go fucking shrink it in MSpaint)
So you have to name the image the EXACT same name as your character. So if youre "darkagesfag", your picture will be called darkagesfag.jpg if you couldnt understand.
The final step is to put the image inside /programsfiles/kru/darkages/darkagesfag(characters folder) and then relog inside.
While you are all in the tutorial area, you can do this- no one is able to enter other than people making new characters, so you can complete this step here. Once completed it should look like this:
And lastly, if the raid goes well it should look something like this: http://deksar.aisling-spark.de/gpescape/gpescape.html
But ALOT better. |
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Mr.Hentai
Joined: 16 Jul 2007 AIDS: 367 AIDS Rank: AIDS Control Team Leader Pools: 7 Location: /b/oston area
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after messing around a bit I'd say it's worth it, we'd just need to work out where and get coordinated on what to where for hair. _________________
Worshiped by lolis everywhere.
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LulVat
Joined: 01 Aug 2008 AIDS: 10 AIDS Rank: Harblsexual Pools: 2
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Mr.ORGASMIC CROCODILE wrote: | after messing around a bit I'd say it's worth it, we'd just need to work out where and get coordinated on what to where for hair. |
Start
FINISH!
This can be the secret base, no one would even think of going back in here. Only people who would be here are 1 or 2 people who made peasants and decided to do the faggy quest. Oh, and the spinning kawaii bunnies.
They let you make your 10 macros.
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Captain Planet
Taking Furfags Down to Zero
Joined: 12 Oct 2006 AIDS: 4453 AIDS Rank: Royal Knight of Afroduck Pools: 184
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We don't need no suit and fro to raid a game.
We'll just come up with some other lulzy costume that we all can use.
Im in on this. Sounds like the kind of game we need to raid. _________________
Not Captaincarnival wrote: |
your a monster fucking huge black throbbing cock. |
I AM A CLOSET WEEABOO
YES INDEEDY I AM
OK NIGGER THIS SHIT IS ON |
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White Ranger Warnings : 3 TIGER POWER!
Joined: 11 Jan 2007 AIDS: 1655 AIDS Rank: Samuel L. Jackson Pools: 19
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Should we focus on griefing or server exploits?
For latter require less time. _________________ SIXTY NIGGERS |
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Joran van der Sloot
Joined: 12 Jun 2007 AIDS: 1060 AIDS Rank: W.T. Snacks Pools: 42 Location: Bangkok, Thailand
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White Ranger wrote: | Should we focus on griefing or server exploits?
For latter require less time. |
Both. |
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LulVat
Joined: 01 Aug 2008 AIDS: 10 AIDS Rank: Harblsexual Pools: 2
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Does anyone have any questions about raiding this game?
The people here take this game VERY seriously.
You guys want to make an official date for this while we assemble? _________________ /b/lackup
Join us in the raid on DarkAges. http://www.poolsclosed.us/viewtopic.php?t=11999 |
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Joran van der Sloot
Joined: 12 Jun 2007 AIDS: 1060 AIDS Rank: W.T. Snacks Pools: 42 Location: Bangkok, Thailand
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LulVat wrote: | Does anyone have any questions about raiding this game?
The people here take this game VERY seriously.
You guys want to make an official date for this while we assemble? |
What are prime areas for raiding? This game has a shitty map, and I run around nt knowing where I am half the time. I didn't meet anyone apart from some bitch who asked me to "F U C K off" because I wanted to offer her 500 gold for sticking it in her pooper. |
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PraiseKEK
Lulz Overwatch Administration
Joined: 10 Oct 2006 AIDS: 3636 AIDS Rank: I closed MOD-Cleo's pool Pools: 357 Location: Hamburger Hill, Vietnam.
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LulVat
Joined: 01 Aug 2008 AIDS: 10 AIDS Rank: Harblsexual Pools: 2
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Peekachoo wrote: | LulVat wrote: | Does anyone have any questions about raiding this game?
The people here take this game VERY seriously.
You guys want to make an official date for this while we assemble? |
What are prime areas for raiding? This game has a shitty map, and I run around nt knowing where I am half the time. I didn't meet anyone apart from some bitch who asked me to "F U C K off" because I wanted to offer her 500 gold for sticking it in her pooper. |
This post will be updated a few times!
Okay ill shall post the areas that will generate the most lulz.
Heres how to get inside the Wastelands
People are always here. Normal amount is over 4x that shown in this picture. They all probably went to cyber gangbang in the inn. [Wastelands]
Here's how to use maps. This will be the town you will begin in, once you exit the tutorial to initiate the raid. [mileth town]
This is where you should be if you followed the map to the "M" Once you leave this area, you can truely begin the raid. [mileth town exit]
This is what the area looks like. And this is how you should position yourselves to blockade effectively. [ 2nd important target]
-Dont forget you can log more than 1 account at the same time.
-Remember you need two rows of people.
-Dont stand directly infront of the exit. You will be teleported to the world map.
-Many people will be upset bawww at you.
-Will take less people than shown.
This is another area that can EASILY be blockaded. This area has alot of traffic (but not as much) [Town of Abel]
This area will cause moar drama than any other. Here is the most traffic in the entire game. People constantly pass by here because this is the only way to walk to the other side of the map lol. In about 30 seconds of blockade, there should be 30+ people yelling at you with CAPS LOCK ON.
-Note, will take MUCH less people than shown in the picture.
[MOST IMPORTANT AREA TO RAID]
This area, people stand here hours on end hoping to kill monsters here with fellow faggots.
Lol
[wtf]
Should take at least 8 pixel people to blockade this area totally. Lives will be lost here. Remember to press the UP key while blocking this area, if you do not certain characters are able to throw you. OPPOSITE direction im facing.
[3rd important target] [rucession]
Here is the enterance to the bank of rucession.
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Okay all that was a bit of the battle plan. Although most of it will come from whatever you guise can think of.
-Nao heres how to obtain the bonus points+lulz from the banks
Enter a bank with lots of people. Then right click your skill "assail" and type "Give my [whatever you want] back"
The NPC will then say "You've confused me with another shop" whevever you use this skill.
Now that the sentence "Give me [whatever you want] back" is in your skill. Just go to your skill page and HOLD the 1 button down.
The NPC will then continuously say "You've confused me with another shop" This will piss off EVERYONE there who doesnt have "record mundane chat" setting off.
-This is how it should look.
lulwut?
What the hell is this supposed to be?
_________________ /b/lackup
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Mr.Hentai
Joined: 16 Jul 2007 AIDS: 367 AIDS Rank: AIDS Control Team Leader Pools: 7 Location: /b/oston area
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not bad, that seems like enough to get some emo fags crying. Also would the F5 refreshing cause DDoS if done enough? _________________
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LulVat
Joined: 01 Aug 2008 AIDS: 10 AIDS Rank: Harblsexual Pools: 2
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Mr.ORGASMIC CROCODILE wrote: | not bad, that seems like enough to get some emo fags crying. Also would the F5 refreshing cause DDoS if done enough? |
Well no one has tried it ever.
But hopefully it will work, because their server has to be a piece of steamy fishy shit for it to lag all the god damn time. 500-700 people are usually online. I heard back when it was 1,000 the server lagged way worse.
Hopefully it would cause DDoS enough because the sever is trash, and without mods, no one could fucking stop you (so you'll have your chance set up).
And like i said if it does work, and its done on a weekend. Theyll be automatically fucked for the next 2-3 days, since the mods are lazy. _________________ /b/lackup
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