Pool's Closed

**Joey Bishop** · Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:25 am AIDS subject: Natural Harvest

"As a poor grad student at Stanford I have been experimenting with this sort of thing for years. But it wasn't until I got this book that other people started enjoying my meals. No more assault charges for me!

Ryan Peacock"

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

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**NotCaptainCarnival** · Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:01 am AIDS subject:

HAHAHAHA?
WHAT?

This is a recipe book that every home needs. FFS.
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**ultrapostman** · Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:02 am AIDS subject:

I've always worried about waiters jizzing on my food, now I'm terrified.
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**Joey Bishop** · Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:31 am AIDS subject:

**Captain Planet** · Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:57 am AIDS subject:

If thanksgiving ends up at my mom's house, I may have to help cook.

Should I spend the money for the recipes or just go jizz in the whip cream that goes onthe pumpkin pie?
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**Joran van der Sloot** · Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:27 am AIDS subject:

**NotCaptainCarnival** · Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:08 pm AIDS subject:

**ReiClone88** · Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:55 pm AIDS subject:

That reminds me of a certain copypasta...

Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?

About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.

I didn't notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.

Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbor's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbor's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into my cooking again in secret.

My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavor for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.

I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.
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**White Ranger** · Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:14 pm AIDS subject:

I wonder..

How would PETA react to this? After all, it fits to their bullshit ideology.
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SIXTY NIGGERS

**Captain Planet** · Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:48 pm AIDS subject:

I think its cruel and unjust.

Soon people will be chaseing us, the males of the human race, around and milking us. Keeping us locked up in barns all day, where we do nothing but eat drink and shit, until a farmer comes out everyday and milks us for our cream.

Actually it doesn't sound that bad, as long as the farmer doesn't have cold hands.
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**NotCaptainCarnival** · Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:13 am AIDS subject:

**Captain Planet** · Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:23 am AIDS subject:

**NotCaptainCarnival** · Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 2:18 am AIDS subject: