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**OMGALION** · Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:24 am AIDS subject: Too serious?

My fellow nigras. It's speech-time once again.
Recently, a problem has come to my attention.

One that must be stopped.
One that can tear us apart from the inside out.
One that is indeed quite full of fail.

SERIOUS BUSINESS.

A large number of you seem to have forgotten what this phrase is meant to mean. It's sarcasm.
Let me spell that out for you.
S-A-R-C-A-S-M
If you know what sarcasm is, then you know that the internet isn't ACTUALLY serious business.
That, my brothers, is how all of this started. How I got here, how all the old raiders got here, and how we figured you all got here too.

The original raids began because it was noticed that Habbos take their game WAY too seriously. Something you've all seen whenever a Habbo throws an ethnic slur at you or freaks out some other way because you blocked a pool.

The problem is, it's easy to fall into this trap yourself, and some of you have.
We got into this for the lulz, pure and simple.

Not for community.
Not for equality.
Not for respect.
Not for leadership, symbols, speeches, or anything else.

We're here to laugh.
The point of raiding is not to shut Habbo (or any place, really) down, even if we really do want to. The point is merely to watch the fags get pissed off about what we do and laugh at them for being too serious.

We've gained certain groups among us who are taking themselves too seriously. Myspace groups, extortionists, and the like.
None of this is serious!
None of this is meant to give you any purpose in life.

It's just supposed to be funny.

Yet here we are, getting pissed at one another because someone did something stupid as a DJ. Or becuase "boo hoo, a mod raeped my post."
I'll tell you honestly, I raep stupid posts I find because I find it hilarious to take something lame and dull and turn it into a horsecock frenzy.
It puts a smile on my face, and that's all that matters.

It doesn't matter if we like each other.
It doesn't matter if we respect each other.
In the beginning, we laughed even at each other.

Lighten up, kids.
This is the internet.
We're supposed to laugh at the serious fags, not be them.

And for everyone who will claim that this whole rambling speech is me taking something too seriously...
HORSECOCK

...that is all.
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**Captain Planet** · Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:27 am AIDS subject:

Amen
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praise be to afroduck,amen

**JimBoyd** · Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:29 am AIDS subject:

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**OMGALION** · Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:30 am AIDS subject:

**Afroduck** · Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:49 am AIDS subject:

Big fukken AMEN.
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**Nikita Khrushchev** · Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:24 pm AIDS subject:

Well spoken, comrade!
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LOL INTERNETS
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You win all the internets in the world....
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**Nigra** · Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:23 pm AIDS subject:

**JimBoyd** · Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:04 pm AIDS subject:

This thread reeks of win.
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**FayGotTree?** · Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:19 pm AIDS subject:

You win so much internets.

**Charged And Ready** · Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:12 pm AIDS subject:

Lulz is always a good goal to strive for.
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