Pool's Closed

**The Pirate** · Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:30 am AIDS subject: /b/ made me lose my job.

God damn you, /b/. I fucking hate you. I've been noticing how you've been fucking with my head, making me see memes everywhere, and now it cost me my job.

I used to work at a pizza joint called Papa Gino's, which is a chain here in Nova Scotia. Today, two guys came in, and they were very obviously a couple. Never in my life have I seen people this blatantly gay. Now, I'll be the first to admit that I'm a bleeding heart liberal hippie treehugger commie bastard, but DAMN these two were gay. Everything was going fine, right up until I served them their food. Instead of the usual "enjoy your meal" bit that I usually say, /b/ seized control of my brain.

"There you are, guys. Enjoy your AIDS." As soon as that A passed my lips, alarm bells went nuts in my head. But it was too late. I didn't realize what I had just done until I had finished speaking. The two guys just stared at me in shock for a momment, and I went pale. I knew that my days of free pizza and all the Mountain Dew I could drink were over in that one instant.

The two dudes go APESHIT. My manager comes over, and there's screaming about hate crimes, bigotry, lawsuits, and one of them even stood up and threatened to beat the shit out of me. We got into a fight, and my manager got scared, and said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air.

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!"

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

**MC Scrotal Tuck** · Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:14 am AIDS subject:

hillarious copypasta

**ReiClone88** · Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:03 am AIDS subject:

Bowl of copypasta is delish.
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**Taylor** · Guest

**ValrostNejgra** · Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:12 pm AIDS subject:

I lol'd my my guts out.

So win.
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**FayGotTree?** · Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:11 pm AIDS subject:

:lol: Win.

**Sharp** · Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:10 pm AIDS subject:

I nearly missed the bel air part. My mouth just hung open at the "enjoy your aids" part, and I hit back.
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**Rev. Happy Negro** · Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:18 pm AIDS subject:

I'm lolling.
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Praise be ye.

**Orochi** · Guest

Nat... im sorry, but, thats fail.... It wouldent be fail if you dident do this every day. But yet, you continue to do a new one every day.... it gets stale.. sorry =/

Like the atahr one =/

**CLASIK** · Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:26 pm AIDS subject:

**Orochi** · Guest

**wompodite** · Joined: 12 Oct 2006 AIDS: 30 AIDS Rank: MOD-Cleo Pools: 2

oooo super fight!

**Orochi** · Guest

... give me a week when i get my new computer =P

**The Pirate** · Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:22 am AIDS subject:

Atahr one wasn't posted.

wink

This is the 2nd time I've posted anything Bel-Air here, last one was weeks ago.

And /b/ probably will get me fired, as seen here.

Earlier at my job I came across a 'Mess Closed' sign, I couldn't resist writing DUE TO AIDS on it.

**Orochi** · Guest

now THATS epic

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