Pool's Closed

**Orochi** · Guest

step one: pour liquid chocolate all over your body to give you that "sweet" look that all girls go for

step two: cut off an arm (or a leg) and start crying... girls just LOOOOOOVE sensitive guys.... and the new gimpiness helps to

step three: arrange for someone to threaten her with a knife when your around her, and beat the guy up with your cut off arm.. girls just LOOOOOOVE brave men

step four: get someone to pretend they are you... because girls love handsom men right.... well that means you cant be anywhere NEAR them aXis

step five: send flowers to her place, and hide some poison oak in there, so she will get sick and you can "nurse" her back to health... girls just love that shit

step six(thanks to A9 for this idea): arrange for them to come to your fast-food job to see how you work... after all... girls just LOOOOOOOVE a guy in uniform

step seven: Comment her on her beutiful pimple that popped out of her head overnight.... if she looks disgusted.... offer to pop it for her
Once you pop it eat the pus and blood that come out of it.... Yummy, and girls will know you are not picky when it comes to food!

step eight: get high or drunk.... you dont want to be yourself... if your yourself... girls will see the real you.... and thats not a good thing

step nine: dress in a disco outfit... girls love hip young wipper-snappers who are in with the times..... because we all know disco aint dead

step ten(ONLY USE IF THE ABOVE DONT WORK): Get an AK47 from the russians and threaten to kill her if she doesent at least bare your Rei's Dead adopted sister

And thats orochis "10 steps to getting a hot bitch"