the truth behind joecoolstar

[Orochi]

Well, ill be honest with you, but before i can do that, i must explain some things about myself.

I am gay. I also am an avid habbo player, despite my activeness against it. So, when i met this beutiful specimen name joecoolstar at the pool, i just couldent resist.

First thing i did was open up my console, and added him as a friend. I explained to him how sexy i thought he was, and in the end, we hit it off. We became very close, and for a few months, we were discussing our relationship. However, we know that if we were to come out into the open we would probably be banned by the habbo moderators.

So, we kept our affair a secret, until mid november, we decided to see each other. I came out at the very end of november, and for the first few days, it was magical.

I finally found my soul mate. Joe was an amazing kisser, and an even better cuddler. But something always felt wrong. He always seemed a little distant.

Whenever i would ask him about it, he would look away and yell saying that he wasent in the mood anymore. This really worried me. So, i kept persisting. He still dident break down. Although i knew i would eventually find out.

Now, it was the very last day of november, and i decided it was time. It was time to take our relationship to the next level. I decided to give him FULL access to my habbo. I gave him my password any everything. He nearly cried with happiness when i gave him that access. After all, it had thousands of dollars worth of coins and furni, along with every single rare.

I finally had him. A few days later, in december, we started having ZEBRA SALAD TOSSING. He was very peculiar about his front, so i only slid his pants off a little, just enough to get to his ass. I pounded that tight ass day in and out, but was desiring something in return. So i asked him to switch positions, or i was going to go home. He finally agreed, and we switched positions. I lay face down and started dreaming of the pleasure i hoped would come. It wasent until 5 minutes later that i actually realized nothing happened yet. With my eyes still closed, i just spoke softly:

"Whats the matter hunny? I thought you were going to start"

It was at this moment that i realized there was a gooey substance coming from my ass... It seems he had gone in, and even came... However, i felt nothing. I turned around, and saw it. The thing that haunts my memory to this very moment. His peenus was extremlly small... in fact, id say it was practically nonexistant.

I even took a few pictures, just in case i was losing my mind



It was horrible. I thought i was going to puke... no wonder he couldent use a condom, none would fit.

Not wanting to ruin it, i told him it was okay, although deep in my heart i knew it must end. So for the next week we only cuddled, and watched movies, and so on. The ZEBRA SALAD TOSSING stopped. I couldent stand to see him naked, and i sure as hell couldent get that disgust from my mind. On the 12th, i headed back home. When he came to the airport to kiss me goodbye, i told him something never should have said.

I told him to go kill himself. Someone with such a small peenus has no place in this world. I told him if he wanted to be accepted he would have to go to 1906 Patterson Plank Rd. Unit 1A #10P, North Bergen, NJ 07047.

He ran away crying, saying the he would rather die then not have my love. For some reason, i dident feel bad anymore.

During this entire post, i was crying, crying at his extremlly small peenus.

So please, just remember... its not habbos fault, its not habbodiscussions fault, its not Pc's fault, and it sure as hell aint my fault hes going to kill himself. Its his parents fault, for giving birth to such a fucked up Rei's Dead adopted sister.

We need to stop his parents from giving birth again, and we must make sure his brother does not have the same disfigurment... Its a disease, likes HIV or AIDS...

WE MUST STOP IT!!!!

[Anonymouse]

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[shortcat500get]

*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*
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[Anonymouse]

/r/ dramatic reading
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[Cable AIDS]

His balls are huge. Perhaps some sort of "remedy" such as a pill of some sort may give his peenus that length you were once looking for. I could just imagine how big his load would be....
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[Orochi]

it was less then a tablespoon

[shortcat500get]

the even better truth is that you probably just scarred some habbofags for life
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[PraiseKEK]

your gonna get the site v&. cease this untill at least the MAGIC NEGRO.
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[Orochi]

i specifically said its not our fault. If anything, its mine =(

[Captain Planet]

God damn it acne, You made me spit beer all over my computer screen!
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[Orochi]

the part that made me lol is that his brother actually read this XD

[shortcat500get]

[Orochi]

right after i posted it, i saw the guy that posted the "serious" topic about JCS viewing the forum :P i refreshed the page, and the thing had another hit :P so he must have red it :O

[Orochi]

shit, that was fast, some habbofag went and posted it on HD =/

http://www.itsoverninethousand.com/redirect/?http://habbodiscussion.com/showthread.php?t=22203

no, im not going to HXXP my own site =/

[Emicat]

Erugh.

Even if his brother posts, its still a win.

Errruuugh. :|
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