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JimBoyd
Joined: 01 Dec 2006
AIDS: 737
AIDS Rank: R. Kelly
Pools: 15
Location: Everett, MA
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last night i did something i am ashamed of. It all starts two days ago when i returned home from a night at the bar and drunkenly browsed craigslist for a few lolz. I came across a singles fag on there that seemed to speak to me so i decided what's the harm in actually responding to one of these things. clearly i didnt think it through. this girl stated "i am not a bbw, but i am not pencil thin either", which i figured meant she had a bit of a booty, which i am definately okay with.
the next day we talked over aim and eventually decided to meet up for drinks and conversation. she said "i'll be the girl in the green dress." this is where it gets bad. I got there before her and stood at the bar, while i was deciding whether or not i needed a shot to calm my nerves this 5'11, over 200 pound woman comes in to the bar wearing a green dress and slightly resembles the pictures i've been sent.
my heart sank.
i was going to make a run for it, but she turned and looked right at me. like a deer in headlights, I was stuck. we drank, we talked, i drank until... well... she was cute. eventually it became the time that folks leave bars and as i whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah! Forget it! Yo home to Bel-Air!"
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes, smell ya later! I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To sit on my throne, as the prince of Bel-Air."
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grey
Joined: 19 Dec 2006
AIDS: 352
AIDS Rank: AIDS Control Team Leader
Pools: 2
Location: In your site spamming your forums
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quite good, not epic, but it is win :) five (5) free internets
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JimBoyd
Joined: 01 Dec 2006
AIDS: 737
AIDS Rank: R. Kelly
Pools: 15
Location: Everett, MA
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| grey wrote: | | quite good, not epic, but it is win :) five (5) free internets |
I wanted fail and death threats... :doubt:
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LSF
i hate people who have a different skin
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
AIDS: 1660
AIDS Rank: Samuel L. Jackson
Pools: 169
Location: in your dad's ass
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i didnt read it i just skipped down to the bel air part
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Zeus
Joined: 17 Dec 2006
AIDS: 229
AIDS Rank: AfroMaster
Pools: 1
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As soon as I saw something that looked serious I skipped to the bottom to look for the bel-air reference. Then went back, read the story, and decided it wasn't that good. No real shock at the end. G - Must try harder.
BTW, was it this girl from ED?
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JimBoyd
Joined: 01 Dec 2006
AIDS: 737
AIDS Rank: R. Kelly
Pools: 15
Location: Everett, MA
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| Zeus wrote: | | As soon as I saw something that looked serious I skipped to the bottom to look for the bel-air reference. Then went back, read the story, and decided it wasn't that good. No real shock at the end. G - Must try harder. |
I wasn't trying. I did it for my own personal lulz, not yours.
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Allah
DESTROY, DIE, ATTACK
Joined: 26 Nov 2006
AIDS: 947
AIDS Rank: lol i poast alot
Pools: 49
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I was blind to see it coming, seriously.
PERSONAL THREAD IN ANONYMOUS = BEL AIR.
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Zeus
Joined: 17 Dec 2006
AIDS: 229
AIDS Rank: AfroMaster
Pools: 1
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| JimBoyd wrote: | | I wasn't trying. I did it for my own personal lulz, not yours. |
Then go and buy a mirror. Maybe even put on a fake 'fro and a suit.
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Nigga Ranger
Warnings : 2
Apostle of Afroduck
Joined: 26 Dec 2006
AIDS: 954
AIDS Rank: lol i poast alot
Pools: 17
Location: Trying to operate mah niggazord.
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i have a fro...
i take it walks
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JimBoyd
Joined: 01 Dec 2006
AIDS: 737
AIDS Rank: R. Kelly
Pools: 15
Location: Everett, MA
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| Zeus wrote: | | JimBoyd wrote: | | I wasn't trying. I did it for my own personal lulz, not yours. |
Then go and buy a mirror. Maybe even put on a fake 'fro and a suit. |
That sounds like an idea, but srsly...STFU. You're getting all pissed off over nothing. SERIOUS BIDNESS!
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Habbit
Joined: 14 Jan 2007
AIDS: 419
AIDS Rank: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Pools: 27
Location: BLOCKING UR POOLS
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Quite epic
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Afroduck
GOD OF ALL THAT IS LOLI
Joined: 12 Oct 2006
AIDS: 2707
AIDS Rank: UltraNigger
Pools: 159
Location: On the dance floor, chargin mah lazer
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Zeus
Joined: 17 Dec 2006
AIDS: 229
AIDS Rank: AfroMaster
Pools: 1
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| Afroduck wrote: | | Revrnd Fro wrote: | i have a fro...
i take it walks |
Wait...WTF? |
LOL DATS A DOG!
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Sodaz
F-O-E
Joined: 24 Nov 2006
AIDS: 2110
AIDS Rank: POHST HOAR
Pools: 163
Location: Probably riding a magical flying dick.
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| JimBoyd wrote: | last night i did something i am ashamed of. It all starts two days ago when i returned home from a night at the bar and drunkenly browsed craigslist for a few lolz. I came across a singles fag on there that seemed to speak to me so i decided what's the harm in actually responding to one of these things. clearly i didnt think it through. this girl stated "i am not a bbw, but i am not pencil thin either", which i figured meant she had a bit of a booty, which i am definately okay with.
the next day we talked over aim and eventually decided to meet up for drinks and conversation. she said "i'll be the girl in the green dress." this is where it gets bad. I got there before her and stood at the bar, while i was deciding whether or not i needed a shot to calm my nerves this 5'11, over 200 pound woman comes in to the bar wearing a green dress and slightly resembles the pictures i've been sent.
my heart sank.
i was going to make a run for it, but she turned and looked right at me. like a deer in headlights, I was stuck. we drank, we talked, i drank until... well... she was cute. eventually it became the time that folks leave bars and as i whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah! Forget it! Yo home to Bel-Air!"
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes, smell ya later! I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To sit on my throne, as the prince of Bel-Air." |
THAT WAS SO MUCH FUCKING FAIL YOUR FUCKING BASTARD! I AM GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND KILL YOU WITH A FUCKING SHUVEL!!!!
lol happy now?
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