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So i was bored one day and i decided to go to my cousins house. We then proceeded to go to Mcdonalds to get some snackysmores. We went there and victoriously ate, but when we left, my cousin decided to hold the door for some old dude. The dude then decided to engage us in conversation. He discussed:
Private school
Nuns
Widows
Widows playing bingo
horney widows
Widows having ZEBRA SALAD TOSSING
His erectile disfunction
widows giving blowjobs
how an 85 year old widow choked on his dick for a half hour
How he came all over her face and neck
He asked us about our ZEBRA SALAD TOSSING life
Then he gave us doughnuts.

After about 2 years on /b/, i thought i seen and heard it all. I was wrong. Very wrong.
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**LSF** · Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 5:59 pm AIDS subject:

pics or it didnt happen
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**PENOS** · Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 7:10 pm AIDS subject:

How come cool stuff never happens to me?

Also, I believe.
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**ghey4bridget** · Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 8:50 pm AIDS subject:

I demand moar epic copypasta.

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**Guest** · Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 9:11 pm AIDS subject:

HELLO SONNY, CAN I TELL YOU SOME MOAR OF MY ZEBRA SALAD TOSSING STORIES BACK WHEN I FOUGHT THE CHINKS IN WWII?
I REMEMBER I HAD A WHITE POWDER PUFF GAYSHAW GOBBLE DOWN MY FISHY SUSHI ROLL.
I GUARANTEE IT

**Sodaz** · Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 11:33 pm AIDS subject:

Well damn.... Old dudes can still get it up and get it in.
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**ReiClone88** · Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 12:07 am AIDS subject:

I CAN SEE FOREVER
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**oniiiiichan** · Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 3:24 am AIDS subject:

This borderlines on being slightly moar awesome than the time I was given guidelines on how to seduce old churchladies in some chat room.

**Captain Planet** · Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 3:31 am AIDS subject:

Ive known several people who have worked in nursing homes.
They have told me some fucked up stories about old people sneaking into each other's rooms and having ZEBRA SALAD TOSSING.
And then there is the kinky nursing home ZEBRA SALAD TOSSING parties Ive heard they had to break up several times.
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**White Ranger** · Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 6:41 am AIDS subject:

BRAINFUCK.
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**ghey4bridget** · Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 7:00 am AIDS subject:

MINDFUCK.

**oniiiiichan** · Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 7:03 am AIDS subject:

WIDOWFUCK.

**Afroduck** · Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 8:18 am AIDS subject:

BABYFUCK
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