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Hank Hill
Strickland Propane's assistant manager
Joined: 28 Jan 2007 AIDS: 769 AIDS Rank: R. Kelly Pools: 66 Location: SELLIN' PROPANE, I TELL YA WHAT.
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/r/ you put chocolate rain in your next version of your raid tool.
Chocolate Rain,
Some stay dry and others feel the pain.
Chocolate Rain,
A baby born will die before the sin.
Chocolate Rain,
The school books say it can't be here again.
Chocolate Rain,
The prisons make you wonder where it went.
Chocolate Rain,
Build a tent and say the world is dry.
Chocolate Rain,
Zoom the camera out and see the lie.
Chocolate Rain,
Forecast to be falling yesterday.
Chocolate Rain,
Only in the past is what they say.
Chocolate Rain,
Raised your neighborhood Larry Craig rates.
Chocolate Rain,
Makes us happy livin' in a gate
Chocolate Rain,
Made me cross the street the other day.
Chocolate Rain,
Made you turn your head the other way.
Chocolate Rain,
History quickly crashing through your veins.
Chocolate Rain,
Using you to fall back down again.
Chocolate Rain,
Seldom mentioned on the radio.
Chocolate Rain,
Its the fear your leaders call control.
Chocolate Rain,
Worse than swearing, worse than calling names.
Chocolate Rain,
Say it publicly and you're insane.
Chocolate Rain,
No one wants to hear about it now.
Chocolate Rain,
Wish real hard it goes away somehow.
Chocolate Rain,
Makes the best of friends begin to fight.
Chocolate Rain,
But did they know each other in the light?
Chocolate Rain,
Every February washed away.
Chocolate Rain,
Stays behind as colors celebrate.
Chocolate Rain,
The same crime has a higher price to pay.
Chocolate Rain,
The judge and jury swear it's not the face.
Chocolate Rain,
Dirty secrets of economy.
Chocolate Rain,
Turns that body into GDP.
Chocolate Rain,
The bell curve blames the baby's DNA.
Chocolate Rain,
But test scores are how much the parents make.
Chocolate Rain,
Flippin' cars in France the other night.
Chocolate Rain,
Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai.
Chocolate Rain,
Cross the world and back, its all the same.
Chocolate Rain,
Angels cry and shake their heads in shame.
Chocolate Rain,
Lifts the ark of paradise in sin.
Chocolate Rain,
Which part do you think you're livin' in?
Chocolate Rain,
More than 'marchin more than passing law.
Chocolate Rain,
Remake how we got to where we are. _________________ NIGGERS |
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LOLWhales Currently b&
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Allah
DESTROY, DIE, ATTACK
Joined: 26 Nov 2006 AIDS: 947 AIDS Rank: lol i poast alot Pools: 49
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I just can't stop laughing at your avatar. It's made of win and gold. _________________ BOW DOWN PEASANTS |
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LOLWhales Currently b&
Joined: 13 Jul 2007 AIDS: 28 AIDS Rank: Habbo Club Pools: 1
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Asshat
Oops, I failed again
Joined: 22 Nov 2006 AIDS: 324 AIDS Rank: AIDS Control Team Leader Pools: 78 Location: Australia
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It's too long. No-one would read it in the spam during a raid. |
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Allah
DESTROY, DIE, ATTACK
Joined: 26 Nov 2006 AIDS: 947 AIDS Rank: lol i poast alot Pools: 49
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SPOILERS: You can put your own lyrics in, and save them. _________________ BOW DOWN PEASANTS |
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LOLTOAST
Internet Hate Machine
Joined: 23 Dec 2006 AIDS: 736 AIDS Rank: R. Kelly Pools: 48
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TWINTURBOSkyline wrote: | It's too long. No-one would read it in the spam during a raid. |
That, and I have no clue what to put in my next version. _________________
Hi, I'm loltoast and Linkin-6-Eko is gay. |
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Captain Planet
Taking Furfags Down to Zero
Joined: 12 Oct 2006 AIDS: 4453 AIDS Rank: Royal Knight of Afroduck Pools: 184
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LOLTOAST wrote: | TWINTURBOSkyline wrote: | It's too long. No-one would read it in the spam during a raid. |
That, and I have no clue what to put in my next version. |
If you need some disgusting beastiality copypastas for a next version, I GOT TONS!! _________________
Not Captaincarnival wrote: |
your a monster fucking huge black throbbing cock. |
I AM A CLOSET WEEABOO
YES INDEEDY I AM
OK NIGGER THIS SHIT IS ON |
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xBLOODYxEMOxVAMPIRExTEARS
EDWARD CULLEN'S WIFEY
Joined: 29 Oct 2006 AIDS: 3543 AIDS Rank: I closed MOD-Cleo's pool Pools: 227 Location: snuggling with edward cullen
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Captain Planet wrote: | LOLTOAST wrote: | TWINTURBOSkyline wrote: | It's too long. No-one would read it in the spam during a raid. |
That, and I have no clue what to put in my next version. |
If you need some disgusting beastiality copypastas for a next version, I GOT TONS!! |
Oh shit that reminds me, could you send me sum? I'm almost at the final stage of something and I need sick shit _________________
Quote: | I feel it in me... it's turning me into... a vampire... |
I love the cock, please firmly place your hot throbbing cock into my rectum and slide it in and out until you ejaculate into my butthole.
FurNation FTW!!
CURRENT RULER OF THE MATORAN UNIVERSE |
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LOLTOAST
Internet Hate Machine
Joined: 23 Dec 2006 AIDS: 736 AIDS Rank: R. Kelly Pools: 48
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Captain Planet wrote: | LOLTOAST wrote: | TWINTURBOSkyline wrote: | It's too long. No-one would read it in the spam during a raid. |
That, and I have no clue what to put in my next version. |
If you need some disgusting beastiality copypastas for a next version, I GOT TONS!! |
If I can get some ideas for new features, beastiality copypasta would be great. _________________
Hi, I'm loltoast and Linkin-6-Eko is gay. |
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Hank Hill
Strickland Propane's assistant manager
Joined: 28 Jan 2007 AIDS: 769 AIDS Rank: R. Kelly Pools: 66 Location: SELLIN' PROPANE, I TELL YA WHAT.
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LOLTOAST wrote: | Captain Planet wrote: | LOLTOAST wrote: | TWINTURBOSkyline wrote: | It's too long. No-one would read it in the spam during a raid. |
That, and I have no clue what to put in my next version. |
If you need some disgusting beastiality copypastas for a next version, I GOT TONS!! |
If I can get some ideas for new features, beastiality copypasta would be great. | CP's horse scat copypasta is the lulziest thing I've ever read in my whole life.
since the horse was really my sisters,
she would tend to her horse
while i wouuld wonder around.
OK, so, I walked into the stable.
Me and my sister always went to look after our horse.
The stables weren't ours, see. We rented one.
Since the horse was really my sisters,
she would tend to her horse
while I wouuld wonder around.
Today it was raining, so I was soaking wet,
so I snuck off into the stable
on the other side of the farm from where everyone else was. I thought it was empty, but when I closed the door
and turned round a great white stallion was in front of me, and kept nipping at my clothes.
I startd to pet him and he walked over to the other side
of the stable and started eating from his haynet,
I walked over behind him, cautiously,
then I noticed something
which changed the way
I thought about horses forever...
He lifted up his tail.
I could see his butthole in full view.
I felt myself go rock hard in my pants in seconds.
I carried on looking, and moved my head in a little closer.
A bit more... Then I noticed it start stretching.
Piles of horse crap started pouring out.
It was the most arousing thing I ever saw.
I looked at the fresh pile of crap on the floor.
I don't know why, but I picked some up and smelt it.
It smelt so good.
So fresh.
I started running my hand softly over his rear.
As I did so he moved his tail up
like he had done before.
My god I was so horny.
I stood there for about ten minutes
just staring at his butthole.
I then wondered what it'd be like to stick a finger in there.
So I sucked my index finger,
and placed it on his butthole.
The horse stopped eating and turned to look at me.
The look in his eyes
was almost like he was saying
"Push it inside me. I want you to."
He turned back to eating
once I started to apply pressure.
All of a sudden my finger just slipped inside.
I think he started to like it.
I hope he did.
I kept fingering his butthole
. It was amazing, just going in and out of him.
God I now wish I'd put my dick in there.
Unfortunately I couldn't. But I knew what I could do...
I remember thinking of how unsure I was.
I'm not gay, see.
I have a sexually trained horse who I love,
but this horse was so beautiful.
To RAYPE him would be so raw,
animalistic,
passionate...
I went underneath him,
and began to stroke his stomach,
and moved to his big balls.
They were black. And looked so hot.
Like tennis balls.
When I touhed them
I could feel him shudder slightly.
He absolutlley loved it...
I started to gently rub them.
I closed my eyes and pictures what I was doing.
It was amazing.
I stopped
and went back up to his anus again.
This time, instead of puting my hand there..
. I moved my face into his crack.
Once more, he lifted up his tail.
This time, I stuck out my tongue,
and began to lick him.
The amazing thing was though,
I really could feel him moving
his butt onto my face.
He kept moving backwards
until my face was pressed against the wall
by his beautful butthole.
And I didn't stop licking.
I just grabbed hold of his rear
and pulled him more into my face.
I suddenly felt his butthole spread
.
I realised what was about to fill my mouth,
and my god I wanted it so bad.
The crap clogged up my mouth.
I gagged but swallowed.
Some more came out, and I swallowed that.
It tasted so good,
straight from his butthole to my mouth.
I moved back a little bit to catch my breath
and looked at his butt.
It looked so tasty, so good.
He took a step back again,
pressing my face back into his butt,
like I wasn't allowed to stop until he was satisfied.
He suddenly stopped rubbing
his butthole on my face
, and walked back to feeding.
I decided he'd had enough for today,
and turned to walk out...
But I didn't leave...
When I turned round,
the biggest d.ck I have ever seen
was dangling from between his legs
. Oh my god it was so beautiful
. A huge black and pink d.ck
that must have been the size of my arm
dangling down.
I had to suck it.
I wanted it in my mouth.
I walked back over to him
and got on my knees and felt it.
It was incredible, like rubber,
but nicer feeling.
I started to wank him.
I tugged on his d.ck
like someone was forcing me
to with a gun at my head.
He started to whinny slightly,
that made me so much hotter.
I then sarted to lick the end of his shaft,
which made the entire thing rear up and slap his belly,
so I reajusted myself
so I could start licking it at the new height.
I then cupped his balls in my hands
and started to suck the tip,
and felt his butt bucking a bit...
I remember wondering
if he was actually trying to raype my face.
he kept thrusting at my face,
and it was wonderful.
The horse wanted to raype me!
How could I be so lucky!?
He wanted to ram his d.ck down my throat
and make me swallow his red hot sticky load of c.um
that was sure enough gonna burst
from the end of this massive shaft
he was forcing into my mouth.
Then it struck me,
I got a bit worried at that point,
wondering if I might kiss,
or he might spray it all over me,
or if he might try to actually mount ME,
I wouldn't like him to mount me.
I tried to stop sucking him
to catch my breath by moing my head to the right,
at this, the horse just turned to the right
and started thrusting at my face
with his solid member.
The thing was though,
he kept getting it in my mouth.
I tried again,
but once more he forced it down my throat.
I just kept taking what was being
forced on me at that point.
I took my hands off his balls
and started jacking off his d.ck some more.
He pulled back a bit and stopped thrusting,
and I felt his d.ck twitch in my hands.
I realised wha was gonna happen,
so started jacking him as fast as I could...
And then...It was like someone got a hosepipe on me.
He gushed out c.um in my mouth,
but the amount was so ridiculous
I couldn't keep hardly any of it in.
It went all over my face.
He kept going and going.
Waves of c.um just kept shooting out all over me
as I just sat there,
unable to do anything except take it.
At that point he turned round.
I looked up only to see a tail rising.
I knew what he wanted.
He was such a dirty boy.
I watched as his butthole
twitched in that sexy way,
and then opened my mouth wide,
and sure enough, the golden-brown
wonderfully scented crap of this beautiful creature
that forced me to swallow its cum
was now filling my mouth again.
I swallowed it all.
It tasted so, so, so good.
Nearly as good as his c.um.
I watched him walk over to the other end of the stable
and lie down, clearly exhausted,
as I sat there, a face covered in horse c.um,
and with the taste of his crap in my mouth.
Man I felt good.
I took off my jumper and used it to wipe my face down.
As I walked out, I heard my sister in the other stable.
I couldn't figure out what she was doing
to her horse billy, he was whinnying.
I peeped round the corner to see my sister
bent over his tack box,
with him on top of her,
thrusting at her.
She was findling her breast with one hand,
and using the other for support.
Billy was clearly having the time of his life,
and my sister was too,
though she wasn't making a lot of noise,
it was clear she'd done this before.
After this my mind was made up;
I was going to raype a horse.
I walked in.
My sister exclaimed
"OH MY GOD!!! DON'T LOOK! GET OUT!!!"
"It's ok..." I said, and dropped my pants.
My sister looked at my rock solid member
and said "I don't want you..."
I looked at her and replied
"And I don't want you,
but Billys butt looks mighty tempting
while he's rapeing the living hell out of you!"
My sister grinned and pointed to a box.
I pulled it behind Billy
who started pounding at my sister again.
I lined my d.ck up with his hole
and started thrusting at him.
It was the best day of my life without a doubt.
rapeing the tight butthole of a mighty stallion
that was fucking the tight puss sy of my sister.
I heard her say "Keep going!"
And she got out from under him,
and then started to suck him.
I looked over seeing her take nearly all the d.ck
into her throat! I couldn't believe it!
I saw the lump slide down her throat,
she could do it and still breathe!
She is so lucky...
Billy rayped my sisters face
as her muffled groans only made me harder
inside the tight cave of his butthole.
I screamed out to my sister
"I'M GONNA CUM IN HIS BUTT"
To which she gave an extremely loud muffled moan.
I couldn't hold it anymore.
I shot my load inside Billys sexy butt
and then lay over him,
exasperated while he continued
rayping my sisters throat.
I walked out and left.
After realising what happened
I was so happy I didn't even want to finish
watching my sister get face rayped by the horse.
I got into the horse wagon and
waited for her to return.
It was my best day... Ever... _________________ NIGGERS |
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odin
Joined: 28 Nov 2006 AIDS: 20 AIDS Rank: Hal Turner Pools: 2
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LOLTOAST wrote: | If I can get some ideas for new features, beastiality copypasta would be great. |
- Mod list editable on-the-fly (inside the pool tool)
- Moar single-line macro keys
- Another mutli-line macro key (F11?)
- Memo pad (useful for testing macros or leaving notes during the raid (rooms that are muted, rooms with auto-ban on, etc.)
- "irc.rizon.net #poolsclosed" somewhere in the program (as a reminder)
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anti-racism Currently b&
Joined: 15 Jul 2007 AIDS: 15 AIDS Rank: Cumster Pools: 2
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An link to poolsclosed.us ? |
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oniiiiichan
Correction, I am ten fags!!
Joined: 09 Oct 2006 AIDS: 87 AIDS Rank: Nigra Pools: 4
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anti-racism wrote: | An link to poolsclosed.us ? |
NO.
Ebaumsworld, obviously. |
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The Pirate
INSECTATRON
Joined: 10 Oct 2006 AIDS: 1687 AIDS Rank: Samuel L. Jackson Pools: 77
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Hmmm. You can save, but (at least to me) you can't make new ones, you can only save OVER existing copypastas. |
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