Pool's Closed

**Hank Hill** · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:25 am AIDS subject: oh hey, guys.

Burbage dies on pg12
Hedwig dies on pg56
Mad-Eye dies on pg78
Scrimgeour dies on pg159
Wormtail dies on pg471
Dobby dies on pg476
Voldemort kills Snape on pg658

Hagrid, Malfoy, Neville survive.

Ron marries Hermione
Harry marries Ginny
Their children attend Hogwarts together

The final two sentences are: "The scar had not pained Harry for eighteen years. All was well."
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**red shoe paul** · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:38 am AIDS subject:

I'm having some printed tomorrow & I'm going to tape them around Boarders & Barnes & Noble. In Boston, Harvard Sq. is being turned into Hogwart's Sq. for the midnight release of the book. I'm fairly sure I'll be yelled at or possibly in fights with a few people. AWSOME!

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**Captain Planet** · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:43 am AIDS subject:

**God Emperor of Mankind** · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:43 am AIDS subject:

reading this just makes me want to read it now.

**LSF** · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:53 am AIDS subject:

is this stuff actually true?
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**Hank Hill** · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:58 am AIDS subject:

**AdaMichaelson** · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:38 am AIDS subject:

**ghey4bridget** · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:29 am AIDS subject:

It's a decent series. Nothing to orgasm over, but a good read. And letting people know about them is just good, clean fun. Nothin' like a potterfag yelling death threats over the internets because I "ruined the surprise."

Oh those wacky rascals. AWSOME!

**God Emperor of Mankind** · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:32 am AIDS subject:

I think lots of harry potter fans would love to know what happens in the new book.

Christ I could tell Dumbledore was going to die half way through the 6th book. It's fucking god damned obvious.

Now to go to some harry potter fan sites and share this wealth of information with them.

**Borat** · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:56 am AIDS subject:

Hell, it was obvious Sirius would die. Dinner of 13, he stood up first.

And I agree with ghey4bridget.
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**oniiiiichan** · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:58 am AIDS subject:

Harry names one of their kids ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER.

I read the Epilogue. Meh. It's a kids book, had to have a freaking happy ending. They're okay books.

But the fans are lulzy.

**oniiiiichan** · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:27 am AIDS subject:

Now that I think about it...anyone up for sharing the secrets of the books with other harry potter fans?

**xBLOODYxEMOxVAMPIRExTEARS** · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:13 pm AIDS subject:

I once tried to get into the books when 1 was out, but I hated it. My hatred for the book grew more and more as the books were talked about more and more

I'm in for sharing this new knowledge with our friends on various harry potter fansites.

EDIT: AWSOME!

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**Hank Hill** · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:40 pm AIDS subject:

I hope no one gets mad, I mean we are just saving them the trouble of reading all those pages of nothing but words.
They need more pictures in those darn things.

EDIT: This is worse than post raep. Whoever's done this better put sum BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE in this poast nao.
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**Captain Planet** · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:56 pm AIDS subject:

In after Tenderly loving a few posts about sharing our new wealth of knowledge with harry potter fans.
I bet they would love to hear about this.
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