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**Anonymouse** · Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:15 pm AIDS subject: Bel-Airing the LA Cab Company

Myself and a fellow fine upstanding nigra decided it might be funny to complain about a journey we had in an LA cab. I mean, who'd enjoy riding in a cab driven by a dude called 'Holmes', with the license plate FRESH and dice hanging off his mirror?

Oh, and we got AIDS from a hypodermic needle on the back seat, too.

Epic lulz ensued as we reeled off our story, almost a word-for-work Bel Air, to THREE SEPERATE DEPARTMENTS with no-one working it out. AWSOME!

It's all recorded (not awesome quality, but good enough) so I'll splice it all together and upload shortly.

Oh, we also rang 3 Dominos Pizza stores at the same time and had them duke it out, we rang various places asking for Rickrolls and Chocolate Rain (stripclubs, tattoo parlours called Pierced Sluts, EB Games, etc). At one point we had 2 seperate discussions running with 2 different EB Games stores at the same time, which was fucking win. I'll upload them soon, too.

Any ideas as to what to try with this next, for moar lulz?

PS - I apologise in advance for the quality. I had my mic muted in Skype, but to record I had to hold my fucking earphone up to the mic, so it's not great. It slipped away for a second at one point, and you can hear a Skype notification noise and my audible LULZ, which the people couldn't hear.

We had another dude with a voice modulator doing the previous ones, and he was recording them properly, but he went offline before the epic Bel-Air.
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**Sodaz** · Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:06 am AIDS subject:

Call Alex
(707) 425-2435 <may be disconnected>
(707) 290-0254 <--- cellphone

Also epic win so far, Needs uploads though. AWSOME!

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**Anonymouse** · Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:17 am AIDS subject:

We rang an EB Games to order Chocolate Rain for the Wii, and got passed around to about 3 guys, ending in an anti-disability claim due to our skin condition which prevents us leaving the house.

I'm editing these and then they're going up.
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**Sodaz** · Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:43 am AIDS subject:

**Anonymouse** · Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:44 am AIDS subject:

I'll perma-upload somewhere tomorrow.

We rang some random number because they 25 large pizzas they ordered couldn't be delivered. They got pissed, had a 7min argument with their family IN VIETNAMESE, then shouted "WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER?!". That was pretty epic but I need to bleep a number first.
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**Asshat** · Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:24 am AIDS subject:

**NotCaptainCarnival** · Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:34 am AIDS subject:

Holy shit, that sounds epic.

You guys should ring up the KFC headquarters and ask if they have added the 'chicken wheel' to the menu. Say it was part of a KFC add you saw or something.
Guaranteed lulz.
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**Anonymouse** · Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:41 pm AIDS subject:

**LSF** · Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:52 pm AIDS subject:

call burger king and say that your friend got you a big mac and it had a worm in it, so you're very upset and demanding a free one
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**Anonymouse** · Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:17 am AIDS subject:

We ordered 3 pizzas to the address of another pizza company.

We rang the 'customer' and asked if they had received their pizzas. They said a guy had tried to deliver and they sent them back.

We then rang the first store claiming to have not received our pizzas. We got a 20% discount and they're on their way again.

We'll do the same thing AGAIN in a minute to see what happens.

I have a recording of the first call. I had one of the second before Audacity crashed and lost it all. I might be able to recover them, in which case we're in for more win. If not it's a mental win only. sad

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**Anonymouse** · Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:26 am AIDS subject:

The KFC idea was solid gold.

At the HQ, they didn't have a menu (wtf) but we did rumble the location of their operation:

"This is the Kentucky Fried Chicken HQ in Atlanta, Georga."
"WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU IN KENTUCKY?!"

We then called a clueless restaurant who proceeded to tell us, repeatedly, that yes, they do have chicken meals on the menu. Who'da fuckin' thought it?

EDIT: I've recovered most of the lost stuff. The pizza saga is epic.
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**Sodaz** · Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:04 am AIDS subject:

Lol upload em. Anonymous want hear!
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**Joey Bishop** · Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:08 am AIDS subject:

Recipe for epic chinese lulz:

Ingredients:
1. An advanced phone system, one that allows you to call a person, put them on hold, call another person, and then connect those two people together so you can hear them, but they can't hear you.

2. Numbers of two bona fide chinese restaurants

3. Some way to record lulz. Must be as high quality as possible or it is fail.

Baking instructions:
1. Turn on recorder!

2. Call restaurant number 1 (rest#1), and begin placing a fairly complicated order, and the toward the end of the order, tell them something has come up and you have to go, but your assistant will finish the order, and that you will put them on hold for minute and that they should repeat what they have written down when the assistant comes. Place rest#1 on hold.

3. Call restaurant number 2 (rest#2) and tell them you have a fairly large order, and that you will transfer them to an assistant who will order it, so please hold on a second.

4. Do whatever moon magic you must do to make it you so can hear them, but they can't hear you. Then, connect them together.

5. Sit back and watch the lulz, if any. Your results may vary from fail to win, and sometimes they will moonspeak at each other which is massive win.
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**Captain Planet** · Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:45 am AIDS subject:

**Mr.Hentai** · Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:51 am AIDS subject:

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