So Sunday was my last day at work

[Zawarudo]

Moving out to college on tuesday, so sunday was my last day at work.     I worked at a photo lab (in a wal-mart LOL)  Honestly, as if my faith in humanity was low already, working there pushed it even further down.  I've met many a retard there, but I think the worst was this one woman who didn't know that they spoke english in england.    Seriously, I didn't think people could be that stupid and ignorant.

Also, I drew this like a year ago, when our lab was closed for a week due to AIDS. (really actually a machine problem)



I stuck it on our sign right before I went home for the night..never saw it again.  

Anyway, ITT work stories.

[NotCaptainCarnival]

This one time I got accused of stealing $368 worth of shit from my job at a supermarket that I never stole.
I quit.
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[ReiClone88]

One time I accidentally printed ORGASMIC CROCODILE over some important company bills.
Luckily there were .pdf backups of the bills that I could reprint.
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[Rev. Happy Negro]

|One time I accidentally printed ORGASMIC CROCODILE over some important company bills.
|Luckily there were .pdf backups of the ORGASMIC CROCODILE that I could reprint.

FIXED.
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[Sodaz]

One time I stole $368 dollars from this super market I worked at. They blamed it on some bitch and she quit, and I got away with 368   .
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[PraiseKEK]

I used to smoke blunts on lunch break.
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[Captain Planet]

Once when I worked in a resturant, we were allowed to have a drink and supposed to keep in around the bar area but we were only allowed non alchoholic drinks.
Everytime I had to get behind the bar to make a customer's drink, I always tried to sneak some into my coke.
I never got caught and it made work so much better
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[White Ranger]

I worked in city morgue this summer, knowone knew the missing gold teeth and other jew gold i nicked....
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SIXTY NIGGERS

[travisb]

at work I found this piece of paper with ORGASMIC CROCODILE on it, along with a picture of some company bills.

[EpicFailGuy]

This bartender I used to get drinks from kept slipping himself some alcohol every time I'd order a drink.
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[xBLOODYxEMOxVAMPIRExTEARS]

I saw one person who would always smoke a blunt when it was his lunch break.

I  fucking hate smoke.
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[Pink Ranger]

someone in the morgue would always "borrow" the gold from dead jews.  we never found out who

[Borat]

This makes me want to work at a morgue now.
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I GO TO AMERICA!

[ReiClone88]

One time I accidentally walked into the ladies restroom and saw a co-worker's 10 year old daughter who was with her mother (not in bathroom) after school using the bathroom, but with the door open.

I saw delicious loli vagoo, if she didn't see me I would've taken a cell-phone picture just for lulz.
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[Sodaz]