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**NotCaptainCarnival**

For serious.
I used to use four alarms(yes, fucking four), and I would never wake up. Now I use an mp3 alarm clock. It's actually worked well.

I've run out of shit to scare me awake. Usually, I turn the volume up to max, and at 6 a.m. sharp an heart attack makes me get up else I die from the sheer amount of noise 2 feet away from my head.

I need suggestions of either really loud, annoying music that you definitely would never want to hear when you wake up.
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**Captain Planet** · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:30 am AIDS subject:

I have the same problem, I use a radio alarm clock and set it about 20 min before I plan on waking up set on the local classic rock station.
I like most of older rock, but there are a few bands I can't fucking stand like Rush, and the station plays LOTS of Rush.
When it goes off, I lay there and listen to the music until Tom sawyer comes on and drives me fucking nuts.
Then I proceed to stumble across the room and beat the shit out of my alarm clock with my peenus.
It works
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**God Emperor of Mankind** · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:31 am AIDS subject:

Internal clock. I always wake up 3-5 min before my alarm goes off.

**MC Scrotal Tuck** · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:33 am AIDS subject:

If you want, I can make an mp3 that can be your special MC Scrotal Tuck wake-up song?

I'm sure you'll wake up to it. >:3
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**NotCaptainCarnival** · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:35 am AIDS subject:

**ReiClone88** · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:53 am AIDS subject:

/r/ that special MC Scrotal Tuck alarm too.
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**MC Scrotal Tuck** · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:56 am AIDS subject:

Alright, this is going to take me a while, because I need a good copy of Adobe Audition and a good microphone, but when I have it, I'll make several different flavors of insanity for your waking up hours.
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**NotCaptainCarnival** · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:01 am AIDS subject:

**MC Scrotal Tuck** · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:08 am AIDS subject:

**nothing0011** · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:39 am AIDS subject:

http://rapidshare.com/files/56915958/tommylargo_chacaron_herbalessence.mp3.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/56915958/tommylargo_chacaron_herbalessence.mp3.html
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http://rapidshare.com/files/56915958/tommylargo_chacaron_herbalessence.mp3.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/56915958/tommylargo_chacaron_herbalessence.mp3.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/56915958/tommylargo_chacaron_herbalessence.mp3.html

**NotCaptainCarnival** · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:45 am AIDS subject:

**TehSmurphs** · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:00 pm AIDS subject:

I usually wake up partying hard.
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**White Ranger** · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:08 pm AIDS subject:

I usually wake up hungover, for partying hard last night.
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SIXTY NIGGERS

**Rick Santorum** · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:09 pm AIDS subject:

My neural implants are connected directly to a planted bug in the White House. I will wake up hearing many things.
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Bitches don't know bout my hard Christian morals and anti-gay rights views.

LOL JEWS

**xBLOODYxEMOxVAMPIRExTEARS** · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:00 pm AIDS subject:

I think Iamameandmaya might have a few screams from the good ol' days
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