The Pools Closed Rap Project

[MC Scrotal Tuck]

MC Scrotal Tuck back makin you pay attention like a bad status effect, werd. I'll keep this pretty straight-forward, since I'm tired and in no mood to try to flower shit up tonight.

I'm making a parody to move bitch called "Pools Closed". I can get a verse down, but we need more people to fill the space, it'd feel mighty fagworthy if I did it alone. I also have an idea for Chamillionaire's Ridin Dirty called Chargin mah Lazer.

Do you got talent? Can you rhyme? Can you write poetry? Then fuckin contribute, /b/rothas! I remember the idea of a PoolsClosed soundtrack, and I think it'd be the shit if we did that, even if it were three tracks.

I'll reward you with instant e-fame through pools closed and from nigras around the world, possible /b/ fame and with an mp3 of the full children of the sky song, slowed down like in the flash animation... as well as a sped up version, because I'm awesome.

PM me

[Asshat]

Working on lyrics for a Move Bitch version right now...

[Asshat]

"Pools Closed"

[Chorus]
Pools closed, block up the doors
Block up the doors nigra, block up the doors
Pools closed, block up the doors
Block up the doors nigra, block up the doors

Pools closed, block up the doors
Block up the doors nigra, block up the doors
Pools closed, block the doors
Block up the doors nigra, block up the doors

[Main Verse]
OH NO! The mods are here!
I'ma 'bout to block tha

[MC Scrotal Tuck]

Bro, you don't even rhyme outside of the hook according to my logic. Try to rhyme. I know you have nigra effects to it, and I like 'em, but it cant just be non-rhyming poetry. Emo kids write that.

[Asshat]

Someone should actually sing this:

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just keep on your toes
I'll tell you how I joined a group known as the Habbo kneegrows

In the chaotic, hateful /b/, I was born and raised
in Habbo Hotel is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all getting changed and getting in and out of the pool
When a couple of blacks who were out to do good
Started shouting "AIDS!" in my neighbourhood

The pool was blocked by a few kneegrows with fros
Saying stuff like "desu desu" and

[MC Scrotal Tuck]

holy fuck that wins.

[FayGotTree?]

That is made of WIN.

[MontezumazRevenge]

My actin teacher says I gots seoul.
I'll see what I can do about doin the fresh prince won.

[MC Scrotal Tuck]

[SamuelLSlashB]

THEY SEE MY FRO AND
THEY HATIN
PATROLLIN
AND TRYIN' TO CATCH ME RAIDIN DIRTY
TRYIN TO CATCH ME RAIDIN DIRTY
TRYIN TO CATCH ME RAIDIN DIRTY
TRYIN TO CATCH ME RAIDIN DIRTY

I've been spamming that one on habbo all day

[Mama-Luigi]

BITCH! POOL'S CLOSED, POOL'S CLOSED, POOL'S CLOSED!
BITCH! POOL'S CLOSED, POOL'S CLOSED, POOL'S CLOSED, LAWL!
I fapped and came. LOL, I dunno.
UH OH! Don't screech bitch, GTFO
You see them Afroducks? You hear that nigra speak?
Start that goddamn raid, no comin' through
Block the AIDS the and knock the Habbofags down
I fuck the fgts up - that's what I do
Young and successful - a ZEBRA SALAD TOSSING symbol
The bitches want me to move - true true
Do you want AIDS, faggots
"Oh wazzzupp, get ur pool closed, what are you jewwwwws doin'?"
Internets is serious bussiness
Tryin' to get my 4chan epic win soon
Give me that suit and take that afro back
Stayin' up all night livin' off Bawls and Apple Jacks
No, I ain't a nigger, neither is Afroduck
But i'ma tell you like this bitch
You better not take away my 10bux
_________________
I gotta keep pressin' on, rep the upper echelon, only szechuan when I step into a restaurant.

-Ghettosocks

[Taylor]

[MC Scrotal Tuck]

lawl, that wasnt too bad.

[red shoe paul]

[SamuelLSlashB]

(Chorus)
POOL BITCH
CLOSE UP THE POOL
CLOSE UP THE POOL BITCH
CLOSE UP THE POOL

POOL BITCH
CLOSE UP THE POOL
CLOSE UP THE POOL BITCH
CLOSE UP THE POOL

POOL BITCH
CLOSE UP THE POOL
CLOSE UP THE POOL BITCH
CLOSE UP THE POOL

POOL BITCH
CLOSE UP THE POOL
CLOSE UP THE POOL BITCH
CLOSE UP THE POOL

OH NO. /I/'S OUT
BOUT TO /B/LOCK YO MOTHAFUCKIN' POOL NOW
GET THE FUCK BACK
HERE'S THE DEAL
THERES SOMETHING WRONG
WE ALL STAY STILL

I BEEN /B/LOCKIN AN RAIDIN TOO
AND I BEEN SPAMMIN DESUDESU
EVERYONE IN THE MOTHAFUCKIN POOL'S DEAD
AND IF YO FRIEND JUMPS IN
Wiiiiite wimmmeeeeenz
THERE'LL BE MORE DEAD.

CAUSIN CONFUSION
DISTURBIN THE PEACE
ITS NOT AN /I/LLUSION
AFRODUCK RUNS THE STREETS

SO BYEBYE TO ALL YOU HABBOFAGS AND CLUB MEMBERS
IS THERE AN AFRO ON YO HEAD
YOU'RE NO NIGRA!

IM MAKIN A /B/ERLIN WALL ON THE WALKWAY
SO IF YOU AIN'T BLOCKIN A LADDER
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY

PROUD NIGRAS ARE THERE
SHOULDER TO SHOULDER
AND POOL TIME IS MOTHERFUCKIN' OVER

(Chorus)
BITCH!

HERE THEY COME
THERE WE GO
UH OH DONT /B/LOCK, BITCH MOVE!
YOU SEE THOSE RACIST MODS
BANNING THAT FUCKIN CROWD?
STOPPIN THAT EPIC SWASTIGET
THE FUCKIN JEWS

HIT THE HABBIT
KNOCK THE BAN DOWN
THEY FUCKED THE CROWD UP
THATS WHAT THEY DO

YOUNG UNSUCCESSFUL
MODS FAILING
THE WITE WIMMENZ WANT ME TO FUCK EM
TRUE TRUE

Hold up wait up Rei, oh aw
wasssssup?
Call for /b/lackup
Show what the Jews doin

Sidelinin' my fuckin raidin
Tryin to get this pool closed down and locked soon
GIMME A FUCK AND TAKE A STEP BACK
WHO'S HERE TO COMFORT AND WHO TO BLOCK, BITCH
TELL ME THAT.

I'll finish it, depending on what you guys think of what I've done so far.