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MC Scrotal Tuck Warnings : 12 Elite Beat Nigra
Joined: 26 Oct 2006 AIDS: 2298 AIDS Rank: POHST HOAR Pools: 142 Location: The Internet
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That'll work. I'm not necessarily saying they've taken over the forest, it's more along the lines of the fact that there's a part of the forest that has been turned into a city, and the hood is a separate village full of nigras.
... Truthfully, I think we should come up with a world map for this and plot stuff out along it.
Also: be back later. Going out to eat, watch spaceballs, 300, and probably be back afterwards. _________________
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Joined: 10 Nov 2006 AIDS: 824 AIDS Rank: Martin Luther King Jr. Pools: 32
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What happend to hal turner being the final boss? Maybe MOD-Cleo could be a boss somewhere in there too, possibly in a part where the nigras raid habbo hotel.. |
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Zawarudo
Joined: 29 May 2007 AIDS: 83 AIDS Rank: Pool Closer Pools: 3 Location: The Interbutt
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Sodaz wrote: | MC Scrotal Tuck wrote: | a-fucking-hem, we're forgetting who the final boss of the internet is, people. Tay Zonday. He should be the final boss.
I got an idea, let's put it up like this:
Chp. 1 - We, the Weeaboo...
Chp. 2 - Gaians Gone Wild
Chp. 3 - Newfags and rulefags: United by two rules, divided by zero (shoop da whoop lol)
Chp. 4 - Furfags: Heaven or Hell-- Let's Yiff!
Ideas for ch. 3:
As the nigra, you meet up with another band of wild nigras. Upon the traditional nigra greeting, you witness the faggotry of someone trying to fit in-- failing at memes and talking about how everything's closed. This incites rage of newfaggotry, and you encounter a small battle-- this battle is going to be interrupted by magical floating kfc buckets, in which you chase after while the newfags sit there talking about how they're vegetarians. As you chase after these chikkunz, you end up encountering a small town, running through it to see if you can get the magical power-up effect after you eat said chikkunz (rumored to give you four times the attack and defense, and triple the amount of xp and gold.) However, you get halted by a small gang of anonymous spamming "RULES 1 AND 2 FAGGOT" (literally-- on the screen the entire text thing fills up for four or five boxes full of that spam.) Small battle ensues, for a true nigra this is nothing more than a sad battle, smiting what could've been good anonymous. You discover that you have ventured into the craptastrophe known as /b/ city. Unlike 4chan city, this is full of lol, wut, fail and AIDS.
You realize that your mission now is to see if there's any shining light of hope to help cleanse the faggotry out of here. You pray using one of your leftover chikkunz and purple drank to the almighty Afroduck for a sign. You take three steps, you encounter a battle with AIDS, only to have the AIDS die by a giant sign dropping on them, smiting them and leaving a hueg crater in the ground. The sign reads "gb2/hood/". Then you wonder, exactly where IS the hood located? You run through the city in hopes to find the hood, only to end up being escorted out to the city limits by mods for inciting raids. There, in the distance, is the first sign of the hood - a faint sound of Jurassic 5 playing in the... well, distance. You keep heading south to encounter the hood, where other nigras are chillin and listening to Nigra Radio, the session playing being Nothing0011's Twinki.e HOUSE! With special guest MC Scrotal Tuck (lol ~desu plug.)
You first start shouting for /b/lackup, only for people to roll their eyes and tell you to gtfo. Suddenly, you encounter a wierd white guy who looks familiar to a cop, only without a uniform on. He has a badge, a gun, and is not only 100% pretty boy, but 300% badass. You battle, and he has the following special attacks: Post Raep, AIDS level system, /b/lackup summon(lv. 3), and the b&hammer. Upon winning, he performs the special attack Epic Post Raep, in which brings you down to 1 HP. However, this raep is so epic, the main character starts loling after the battle. This is when he is accepted into the hood, and given the special attack PhotoShoop (shoop da whoop lv 2.) and given his first summon: /b/lackup lv. 1
Let me explain what I mean by the levels... each level can go up to three different levels. Level 1 is the basic. Level 2 is where the move starts becoming full of win, and does some damage. Level 3 is epic status. For instance, there is typical shoop lv. 1, then there's shoop lv. 2, in which will not only cause a shoop on you, but the enemy targeted, and both lazers hit the enemy and if critical, does splash damage to any other enemies on screen. Shoop lv. 3 is the hood trap-- this is where it looks like you're going to attack, but instead the entire screen flashes black and white and you turn into an epic hood trap, it plays a moment of where da hood at, and all enemies on the screen get barraged by seizure damage (which is no different than regular damage, but would make anyone playing lol at the name.)
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Lol ok.
If this is just going to be the adventures of Nigra Jim I will go ahead and change the stuff the steak says at the beginning to something about Weeaboos trying to take over the holy forest.
As for your shoop spells how about lvl.1=Weak attack lvl.2=Stronger attack lvl.3=Hits all enemies.
Oh and ZaWarudo thanks for the nigra character, For some reason i thought I already thanked you lol.
Anyway, I decided to add an item called Chikkunz that restores SP. I need a chicken leg Icon now |
Lol I made a chicken leg icon already, look a few pages back. |
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travisb
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MC Scrotal Tuck has very good ideas.
Thelostcup should be a recurring enemy, like that baby egg thing in Paper Mario. everytime you face him, he has some kind of upgrade than before. Like the first time, you might be in Habbo (oh god please make that an area) and you kill someone, and he get's all pissed off about it. and, humorously enough, all his attacks give you more HP like (Thelostcup PISSED IN AN OCEAN OF PISS! IT WASN'T VERY EFFECTIVE...).
then again, a Habbo chapter gives me an idea. you are sent to Habbo Hotel from /i/ Town with a lot more nigras (they all have a green head for anonymous) or whatever the fuck because it is said that there are rumors of threats in the area. then it turns into like a mystery chapter. you sleep in the hotel, wake up in the middle of the night, see the pool boy spooging in the pool etc... it should also be the chapter where AIDS is introduced as some kind of destructive force to end the world.
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Harbl's Harbls
Joined: 03 May 2007 AIDS: 280 AIDS Rank: AIDS Control Team Leader Pools: 14
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/r/ rapidshit of RPG maker being used and a list of things i can do to help _________________
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travisb
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easter eggs could be anywhere there's a computer, a nigra is on it pranking a call-in show. the script could go like
"Yeah, a barrel roll."
"A BARREL ROLL?"
and it'd just loop and loop.
in other instances, it would be a very long script that is the most epic calls ever made to anyone, hal, tom, the girls thing.
what i mean is, you can see the text bubbles and shit, and it just goes on automatically. if it isn't possible, then you can just talk to them and you'll hear "barrel roll" "barrel roll".
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travisb wrote: | easter eggs could be anywhere there's a computer, a nigra is on it pranking a call-in show. the script could go like
"Yeah, a barrel roll."
"A BARREL ROLL?"
and it'd just loop and loop.
in other instances, it would be a very long script that is the most epic calls ever made to anyone, hal, tom, the girls thing. |
i did make an epic RPG a couple years ago that if you ran into a quick-e-mart and talked to the guy he teleported you to a dungeon and you were able to max level after killing a kid on a trycle. _________________
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travisb
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a couple pages back you said you needed a title screen poster
well here it is
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MC Scrotal Tuck Warnings : 12 Elite Beat Nigra
Joined: 26 Oct 2006 AIDS: 2298 AIDS Rank: POHST HOAR Pools: 142 Location: The Internet
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back for the moment.
Continuing chapter 3, in the midst of the hood, you learn exactly what causes a lot of the faggotry in /b/ city that requires the real /b/rothas to remain in the hood: Gaiafags, weeaboos, and furfags. However, an entirely new issue has come up-- some habbofag named thelostcup decided he was going to become a /b/tard and intentionally fag up the place, causing a domino effect on the majority of /b/tards that now reside in /b/ city. LostCup has a slew of faggots on his side, however, including the remaining weeaboo and gaians that weren't destroyed in the previous chapters. These followers have been called a new name: Lost Cunts. These cunts are now far more powerful than before, and require epic training, including cock push-ups, beating a chicken so hard that it fries and cooks itself, and other things I haven't thought of yet. Eventually, you're sent out to travel to the land of /k/, in which where you must go through their test to prove you are worthy of being known as a /b/rotha in arms.
The land of /k/, full of swords, ammunition, and railguns (lurk moar.) This tribe of anonymous is superior in their attacks, and will not allow just anybody into the ranks of anonymous. You go through a three-boss gauntlet, in which afterwards you obtain the seal of /a/pproval, and the newest weapons in your arsenal: A new sword, and grenades. The sword is fashioned out of a prehistoric chikkun leg bone, and sharpened by the mysterious powers that have made /k/ so dangerous for many years. Grenades are grenades, so there's that.
Cut-scene, little video:
From there, you're able to go back to /b/ city to fight, however you realize that you are vastly out-numbered. You are immediately stopped at the gates of /b/ city by thelostcup's one million lost cunts. The main character then calls for /b/lackup of 299 other nigras. Fade out before lag-heavy fight scene, fade back in a moment later to a bunch of dead lost cunts and a few fallen nigras. Your main character stands there, and then goes on the quest to take back /b/ city for the real people-- the legion of anonymous.
... Now, bbl again. _________________
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travisb
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why do you always have to "prove yourself" all the time? |
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Sodaz
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I need puzzle ideas.
Also I suppose after Jim clears out the forest of AIDS and Weeaboos he will be called by some of his nigra friends to come home to /b/. There he will meet some of them just outside of /b/ city and MC's story resumes.
As for an over world I know of this one out there that looks like a brown pirate map. We change the nigra to a cursor and have the player move around the map and hit enter to go were they want to.
Those two things sound good to everyone?
Edit:Well thats awesome LSF
I think the name will either be Pools Closed RPG or The Adventures of Nigra Jim.
Edit: MC, Lol good plot. _________________ http://pools.myminicity.com/
Go there and help the glorious republic of pools closed grow.
Current Population-50
Current monies-7500
We have a small community in the center and some farms. Also we're doing better then pen0sland.
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travisb
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i don't think starting the game in a forest is a good idea.
...wait...
anyways, I can write the habbo hotel story because I really want to, and even draw out the map.
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Quote: | From there, you're able to go back to /b/ city to fight, however you realize that you are vastly out-numbered. You are immediately stopped at the gates of /b/ city by thelostcup's one million lost cunts. The main character then calls for /b/lackup of 299 other nigras. Fade out before lag-heavy fight scene, fade back in a moment later to a bunch of dead lost cunts and a few fallen nigras. Your main character stands there, and then goes on the quest to take back /b/ city for the real people-- the legion of anonymous. |
shouldn't that be saved for the final chapter, based on the comic against furries? |
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Sodaz
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travisb wrote: | i don't think starting the game in a forest is a good idea.
...wait...
anyways, I can write the habbo hotel story because I really want to, and even draw out the map. |
The only problem with Habbo hotel I see is the tile sets we're going to need(Tile sets are the map graphics). As far as I know there is no pool deck tile set out there. I could find some modern day indoor ones or just use the default ones for the hotel rooms but as far as the pool deck goes I'm not to sure.
Feel free to produce the plot line though. _________________ http://pools.myminicity.com/
Go there and help the glorious republic of pools closed grow.
Current Population-50
Current monies-7500
We have a small community in the center and some farms. Also we're doing better then pen0sland. |
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Zawarudo
Joined: 29 May 2007 AIDS: 83 AIDS Rank: Pool Closer Pools: 3 Location: The Interbutt
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here's the chikkunz icon if you didn't download it earlier.
anyway, I have an idea for a new game over screen. It'll say "Nigra Jim's mom got scared, and so he moved with his auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. GAME OVER" Good idea or no? Also I'll draw some more icons for other stuff, check back later. |
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NotCaptainCarnival Warnings : 3 GaiaFag
Joined: 21 May 2007 AIDS: 1673 AIDS Rank: Samuel L. Jackson Pools: 28 Location: In the kitchen, like I should be.
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Zawarudo wrote: | here's the chikkunz icon if you didn't download it earlier.
anyway, I have an idea for a new game over screen. It'll say "Nigra Jim's mom got scared, and so he moved with his auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. GAME OVER" Good idea or no? Also I'll draw some more icons for other stuff, check back later. |
The GAME OVER screen also needs epic game over music to go along with it. _________________
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