/r/ Internet Hate Machine raid tool

[Needs Moar Vespene]

I'm the one writing it, guise.  

And like I said before, I need 2 moar copypastas so I can release it. Post your most offensive shit here. I need something that will scare people out of using the internet ever ever again.
Afterwards I'll post it here, and someone can add it to Nigrapedia and link to it on /i/.

Okay?

Oh and here's a screenshot of what I have so far.

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[xBLOODYxEMOxVAMPIRExTEARS]

Can you add the lolibot copypasta? I'll get it for you if you want.
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[Needs Moar Vespene]

Sure, why not. If it's good I'll add it.
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[xBLOODYxEMOxVAMPIRExTEARS]

We would like to invite you to the world of gorgeous and irresistible preteen nymphets , where every thing that is around them seems to be perfect and unbelievably stylish.
You won't believe your eyes! And we are sure that you have never imagined that these young schoolgirls can be among us.
It seems that these goddesses have come down to Earth and forgot to take off their angelic wings.
At any  time they can bare their wings and soar up! We don't have much time and thus we should hurry up to see how these little princesses dancing on this sinful Earth.
In several minutes they will be somewhere else and nothing will matter to them.

There it is, I'll make it allcaps too if needed.
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[Needs Moar Vespene]

Sure, all caps would be nice.

I only see lulz if I add a link to http://angels.on.nimp.org at the end...
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[xBLOODYxEMOxVAMPIRExTEARS]

[xBLOODYxEMOxVAMPIRExTEARS]

WE WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO THE WORLD OF GORGEOUS AND IRRESISTIBLE PRETEEN NYMPHETS , WHERE EVERY THING THAT IS AROUND THEM SEEMS TO BE PERFECT AND UNBELIEVABLY STYLISH.
YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES! AND WE ARE SURE THAT YOU HAVE NEVER IMAGINED THAT THESE YOUNG SCHOOLGIRLS CAN BE AMONG US.
IT SEEMS THAT THESE GODDESSES HAVE COME DOWN TO EARTH AND FORGOT TO TAKE OFF THEIR ANGELIC WINGS.
AT ANY  TIME THEY CAN BARE THEIR WINGS AND SOAR UP! WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME AND THUS WE SHOULD HURRY UP TO SEE HOW THESE LITTLE PRINCESSES DANCING ON THIS SINFUL EARTH.
IN SEVERAL MINUTES THEY WILL BE SOMEWHERE ELSE AND NOTHING WILL MATTER TO THEM.

VIEW THESE GODDESSES HERE: http://angels.on.nimp.org

Ok fixed
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[Captain Planet]

Lolibot Copypasta isn't strong enough. You need some heavy artillery.
Give me a bit, I'll find something that will do the job.
Everyone saw how the copypastas I posted for the loltoast tool was terrifiing to kids, I can easily come up with more.
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[xBLOODYxEMOxVAMPIRExTEARS]

[ReiClone88]

Here's two obscure copypastas that I've tried and had magnificent results:

Snake Bit Son (Originally posted on a Naruto forum by some Yaoi fangirl, all responders were disgusted and the user was later banned.)

[Needs Moar Vespene]

I'd like for you to add both of these in ALL CAPS. I'm a lazy bastard :P
Then I shall add the two, and compile+release    
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[Joey Bishop]

[ReiClone88]

LOLTOASTISED:


I HEAR A SCREAM AND RUN OUTSIDE AND SEE THE
SNAKE SLITHERING AWAY WITH MY SON CRYING
AND HOLDING HIS PE`NIS.
I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, THE POISON MUST GO OR
ELSE HE'LL DIE WITHIN SECONDS.
I HAVE NO TIME TO CALL FOR HELP AND IT IS UP
TO ME TO BE RID OF THE POISON.
I HAVE TWO OPTIONS NOW, TO CASTRATE MY SON
OR SU`CK HIM OFF. LUCKY FOR ME,
I WAS ALWAYS A BI-CURIOUS FELLOW SO I PICKED
HIM UP AND GAVE HIM THE BLO,WJO`B OF THE LIFETIME.
THE POISON BEGAN COMING OUT AND IT TASTED
SOUR. HOWEVER AFTER TWENTY MINUTES OF
BLO"WING HIS TINY YET HARD WEINER,
SOMETHING SWEET CAME OUT AND INSTEAD OF
SPITTING IT OUT, I ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOWED IT.
IT TASTED SO GOOD THAT, I SUC"KED HIM OFF FOR
SOME MORE. WE CONTINUED THIS UNTIL HE WAS
SOFT AND I PUT HIM DOWN.
MY SON HAD STOPPED CRYING BY THEN AND
WAS WATCHING ME WITH BIG PUPPY EYES
AND I SAID, "ARE YOU OKAY, SON?"
HE REPLIED, "CAN WE GO AGAIN, DADDY?"
"SURE, BUDDY."







I WORK AT THE NURSING HOME TAKING CARE OF THE ELDERLY.
I HAD COMPLETED MY TRAINING TO BECOME A NURSE
AFTER A FEW COURSES AT MEDICAL SCHOOL FOR MY POSITION.
BUT WHAT BRINGS ME TO BRINGING THIS UP IS
THAT THERE'S THIS 92 YEAR OLD WIDOWED MAN
WHO' HAS CAUGHT MY INTERESTS.
HE MAY BE A BIT OBESE AND BED RIDDEN,
BUT I JUST DESIRED TO HAVE THIS FINE SPECIMEN ALL TO MYSELF.
HE WAS COLLAPSED ASLEEP ON HIS BED, SO I HAD TO WAKE
HIM UP FOR HIS HEMMOROIDAL TREATMENT.
HE LAZILY TURNED HIS FLABBY YET SEXY TIEM HALF NAKED BODY
OVER AND RAISED HIS REAR UP FOR ME TO APPLY THE CREAM
INTO HIS RECT`UM.
I INSTANTLY FELT MY NIPPLES START TO GO STIFF AND
A TINGLY SENSATION IN MY LAB`IA SEEING HIS BUTT IN FULL VIEW.
HESITATING A LITTLE IN ECSTACY, AFTER REMOVING HIS URINE
SOAKED ADULT DIAPERS I COATED MY BARE INDEX FINGER
IN HEMORROID RELIEF CREAM AND INSERTED
MY FINGER INTO HIS BUTTHOLE.
THE SENSATION I FELT AS I SLID IT IN WAS AMAZING,
BEFORE I KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING, MY FINGERS STARTED
MOVING ON THEIR OWN... RYTHMICALLY GOING IN AND OUT,
IN AND OUT, IN AND OUT, IN AND OUT...
I FELT LIKE I WAS GOING CRAZY, AND MY PATIENT WAS CLEARLY
HAVING THE BEST SEXUAL PLEASURE HE'D EVER HAD IN YEARS.
HIS BREATH WAS GOING HARDER AND HARDER I ALMOST
THOUGHT HE WAS HAVING A HEART ATTACK.
BUT THIS FINGERING DIDN'T FEEL SATISFYING, I NEEDED MORE...
HASTILY I PULLED MY SCAT COVERED FINGER OUT
AND IMMEDIATELY STUCK MY TOUGNE INTO HIS HAIRY CONFINES.
HIS BUTTHOLE TASTED SO FRESH, SO FINGER LICKING GOOD.
AFTER A WHILE I FELT HIS BUTTHOLE START TO PUSH HARDER ONTO
MY FACE AND I KNEW WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN,
AND I WANTED EVERY BIT OF WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN.
EARLIER THAT DAY ANOTHER NURSE GAVE HIM SOME METAMUCIL
FOR HIS CONSTIPATION, ALERTING ME THAT
HE WAS JUST ABOUT TO HAVE A MASSIVE ASSS EXPLOSION.
IN LESS THAN TWO SECONDS HE SHOT A MASSIVE,
LIQUIDY LOAD OF SCAT INTO MY MOUTH.
IT TASTED JUST LIKE CASHEWS.
NEVER IN MY LIFE HAD SOMETHING SO DELICIOUS
AS HIS BLOODY SCAT ENTERED MY MOUTH.
AFTER PULLING OUT AND GARGLING HIS SCAT, I SWALLOWED EVERY
DROP OF IT. SAVORING EACH AND EVERY MOMENT IT LASTED.
HE TURNED BACK OVER AND PULLED OUT OF HIS FLAB
A RATHER LARGE, HAIRY, DIRTY, AND CRUSTY ERE`CT PENOS!
HE BECKONED FOR ME TO SERVICE HIS RATHER CRUSTY MEMBER.
A WARM LIQUID STARTED DRIPPING INTO MY PANTIES.
I WANTED IT SO BAD IN MY TIGHT CONFINES.
APPROACHING HIM IN ECSTACY, I SAT ONTO HIS HAIRY FLAB AND
SLID HIS DONG INTO MY BUTT.
IT FELT SO GOOD. I KEPT ROCKING BACK AND FORTH WHILE
Frogs KISSING HIM.
HIS MOUTH TASTED LIKE BLEACH AND TOBACCO.
ENWRAPPING HIS TOUGNE AROUND MINE,
SOON HIS DENTURES SLIPPED OFF AND I GOT TO TASTE HIS
NEGLECTED GUMS. THERE WERE BITS AND PIECES OF MOLDY
FOOD THAT WERE STUCK ONTO HIS GUMS FROM OVER THE YEARS.
THIS CLEARLY WAS TURNING HIM ON EVEN MORE THAN I WAS,
AND THAT'S SAYING A LOT SINCE I WAS CUMMING SO MUCH.
BEFORE I KNEW IT I FELT A MIX OF PIISS AND SEM`EN GUSH
OUT INTO MY RECTUM.
WORN OUT, MY BODY SLID ONTO
HIS SWEATY HAIRY MAN BOOOBS.
ANOTHER NURSE CAME INTO THE ROOM TO FIND OUT WHAT WAS
TAKING ME SO LONG AND SAW ME
COLLAPSED ON HIS MADLY SWEATING BODY.
SHE DROPPED AND SPILLED THE BED PAN FULL OF SHIIT
AND PIISS ONTO THE FLOOR.
"WHAT THE HELLL DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING!?" SHE SHOT AT ME.
I KNEW THAT I WAS SO BUSTED, BUT TO BOTH OF OUR SHOCK
AND HORROR, HER SCREAM GAVE THE POOR OLD MAN
SUCH A JOLT, HE EXPIERIENCED A HEART ATTACK
AND CAME ONCE MORE,
THIS TIME ONTO MY CHEST RIGHT BEFORE BREATHING HIS LAST.
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[LOLTOAST]

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