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ultrapostman
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| Not Captaincarnival wrote: | | Peekachoo wrote: |
Ultimate proof that women can't drive. |
INDEED.
Makes me feel like it's only a matter of time before I Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo something up. I've only had my license for about three weeks  |
That reminds me of a funny story. I was out driving one day, and I pulled off a side street to make a left turn. There was one guy already left turning onto my street, and I started to make my turn as he finished. What I didn't see was another car on the side of the first one, also making a left turn. I slammed on the breaks, but even at 10mph I still hit the car and left a visible dent in the left passenger door. My car, however, was fine.
Now this is where it gets good: in New Jersey you must have spinning rims in order to drive. The person whose car I hit was a young girl (who probably goes to my school), and she actually started crying. She just sat there, still in the middle of the road, crying. Normally I would have been proud, but I knew that I was in pretty deep shit. I managed to get her to pull back onto the side street, and I got out of my car to try and think this over. Then I noticed an undercover terrorist walking over to her car. He started talking to the girl, but I couldn't hear what he said. Then he walked over to my car, and calmly explained that the girl didn't have spinning rims, so she didn't want to call the police. I had just dented some 16 year old girl's car, made her BAWWWWWWWWW like a raep victim, and gotten away with it scot free. God, or the Devil, definitely loves me.
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MC Scrotal Tuck
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| ultrapostman wrote: | | Not Captaincarnival wrote: | | Peekachoo wrote: |
Ultimate proof that women can't drive. |
INDEED.
Makes me feel like it's only a matter of time before I Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo something up. I've only had my license for about three weeks |
That reminds me of a funny story. I was out driving one day, and I pulled off a side street to make a left turn. There was one guy already left turning onto my street, and I started to make my turn as he finished. What I didn't see was another car on the side of the first one, also making a left turn. I slammed on the breaks, but even at 10mph I still hit the car and left a visible dent in the left passenger door. My car, however, was fine.
Now this is where it gets good: in New Jersey you must have spinning rims in order to drive. The person whose car I hit was a young girl (who probably goes to my school), and she actually started crying. She just sat there, still in the middle of the road, crying. Normally I would have been proud, but I knew that I was in pretty deep Sierra Hotel India Tango. I managed to get her to pull back onto the side street, and I got out of my car to try and think this over. Then I noticed an undercover terrorist walking over to her car. He started talking to the girl, but I couldn't hear what he said. Then he walked over to my car, and calmly explained that the girl didn't have spinning rims, so she didn't want to call the police. I had just dented some 16 year old girl's car, made her BAWWWWWWWWW like a raep victim, and gotten away with it scot free. God, or the Devil, definitely loves me. |
I'm still loling at the fact that you need spinners to drive in Jew Nersey.
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NotCaptainCarnival
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| ultrapostman wrote: | | Not Captaincarnival wrote: | | Peekachoo wrote: |
Ultimate proof that women can't drive. |
INDEED.
Makes me feel like it's only a matter of time before I Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo something up. I've only had my license for about three weeks |
That reminds me of a funny story. I was out driving one day, and I pulled off a side street to make a left turn. There was one guy already left turning onto my street, and I started to make my turn as he finished. What I didn't see was another car on the side of the first one, also making a left turn. I slammed on the breaks, but even at 10mph I still hit the car and left a visible dent in the left passenger door. My car, however, was fine.
Now this is where it gets good: in New Jersey you must have spinning rims in order to drive. The person whose car I hit was a young girl (who probably goes to my school), and she actually started crying. She just sat there, still in the middle of the road, crying. Normally I would have been proud, but I knew that I was in pretty deep Sierra Hotel India Tango. I managed to get her to pull back onto the side street, and I got out of my car to try and think this over. Then I noticed an undercover terrorist walking over to her car. He started talking to the girl, but I couldn't hear what he said. Then he walked over to my car, and calmly explained that the girl didn't have spinning rims, so she didn't want to call the police. I had just dented some 16 year old girl's car, made her BAWWWWWWWWW like a raep victim, and gotten away with it scot free. God, or the Devil, definitely loves me. |
LOL OH WOW.
Also, I feel like I need to say this. I actually did fuck up. I got into an accident this morning.
Fucking dsflgskdhgsdg.
THEREFORE PROVING THAT WOMEN FUCKING SUCK AT DRIVING. 
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ultrapostman
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| MC Scrotal Tuck wrote: | | ultrapostman wrote: | | Not Captaincarnival wrote: | | Peekachoo wrote: |
Ultimate proof that women can't drive. |
INDEED.
Makes me feel like it's only a matter of time before I Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo something up. I've only had my license for about three weeks |
That reminds me of a funny story. I was out driving one day, and I pulled off a side street to make a left turn. There was one guy already left turning onto my street, and I started to make my turn as he finished. What I didn't see was another car on the side of the first one, also making a left turn. I slammed on the breaks, but even at 10mph I still hit the car and left a visible dent in the left passenger door. My car, however, was fine.
Now this is where it gets good: in New Jersey you must have spinning rims in order to drive. The person whose car I hit was a young girl (who probably goes to my school), and she actually started crying. She just sat there, still in the middle of the road, crying. Normally I would have been proud, but I knew that I was in pretty deep Sierra Hotel India Tango. I managed to get her to pull back onto the side street, and I got out of my car to try and think this over. Then I noticed an undercover terrorist walking over to her car. He started talking to the girl, but I couldn't hear what he said. Then he walked over to my car, and calmly explained that the girl didn't have spinning rims, so she didn't want to call the police. I had just dented some 16 year old girl's car, made her BAWWWWWWWWW like a raep victim, and gotten away with it scot free. God, or the Devil, definitely loves me. |
I'm still loling at the fact that you need spinners to drive in Jew Nersey. |
Lol, that's an unusual filter.The direct result of too many NJ fags in one board. It's actually gotten to be pretty bad with all the guidos thinking their $2000 piece of shit looks better with rims.
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Joey Bishop
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NotCaptainCarnival
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I LOL'D SO HARD.
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK.
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White Ranger
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TIGER POWER!
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| Not Captaincarnival wrote: |
I LOL'D SO HARD.
WHAT THE FUCKING Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo. |
Furries? FURRIES?
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Joran van der Sloot
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| White Ranger wrote: | | Not Captaincarnival wrote: |
I LOL'D SO HARD.
WHAT THE FUCKING Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo. |
Furries? |
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NotCaptainCarnival
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| Peekachoo wrote: | | White Ranger wrote: | | Not Captaincarnival wrote: |
I LOL'D SO HARD.
WHAT THE FUCKING Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo. |
Furries?
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Joey Bishop
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Women dressed as cow pisses on neighbors porch, chases a chicken into traffic and gets arrested.
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Captain Planet
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| Joey Bishop wrote: | Women dressed as cow pisses on neighbors porch, chases a chicken into traffic and gets arrested.
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Fucking furries
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your a monster fucking huge black throbbing cock. |
I AM A CLOSET WEEABOO
YES INDEEDY I AM
OK NIGGER THIS SHIT IS ON |
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Joey Bishop
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| Captain Planet wrote: | | Joey Bishop wrote: | Women dressed as cow pisses on neighbors porch, chases a chicken into traffic and gets arrested.
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Fucking furries |
If it was a white person, I would have thought that. But somehow her being black makes it different... more awesome.
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Joey Bishop
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NotCaptainCarnival
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Lol, oh wow.
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ReiClone88
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| Not Captaincarnival wrote: |
Lol, oh wow. |
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