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**ReiClone88** · Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 2:39 am AIDS subject:

I'm gonna crossplay as Haruhi again (right down to the shaved body, makeup, long shapely clean nails [started regrowing them in advance since mid-September], styled eyebrows... basically full trap style) and see if I get hit on by any straight guys. jynx

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**White Ranger** · Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:17 pm AIDS subject:

It's stil cold and boring around here.
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**NotCaptainCarnival** · Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 2:42 pm AIDS subject:

**Joran van der Sloot** · Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:08 pm AIDS subject:

**Captain Planet** · Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:09 pm AIDS subject:

I hope this time Rei actually does teh cosplay, rather than try to troll us all with pictures from google image search that some weaboo chick did.
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**ReiClone88** · Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:14 am AIDS subject:

**NotCaptainCarnival** · Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 5:35 am AIDS subject:

**ReiClone88** · Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 5:11 am AIDS subject:

uguu...

I didn't spend nearly as much time as I would've wanted to at the mall, nor did I get enough exposure to attract a straight guy (let alone queers) thanks to some Gaiafags.

I decided to start my straight guy hunt by entering the mall through the Borders. After lurking around the Dr. Phil self-help books shelves for several minutes, a couple of fugly weeaboos doing some really shitty crossplay that looked nothing like what they intended on portraying approached me and initiated conversation. They asked me if I've ever been to any cons, to which I replied "Nope, never been to one in my life." The conversation continued from there for a few minutes until the ugly-fat-scene-female-American-otaku doing a horridly inaccurate L crossplay took a liking to a (mocking, but she didn't realize that) Naruto quote: "I don't have a clue what's going on here, but I'll act like I do! =^o^= "
She then spread her arms and attempted to in her own squeal (not words,) "Neko Glomp" me to which I promptly backed away from like as if it was Chris Hansen attempting to arrest me and blurted at her to "Keep that gay weeaboo shit on Gaia." Upon stating that, she and her equal failure of a Kyouya/Morita (Ouran High School Host Club) crossplaying friend went livid and started to shout and slap me repeatedly in random unaimed points on my torso and head like as if they were Tsunderes, but with the force of a 5 year old boy's strikes. After I promptly shoved them away from me, a couple of Nigress security guards strode into the aisle and calmly asked, then escorted "us" to leave the mall since we were disturbing the peace.

Thanks to those Goddamn Gaiafag failures, I was unable to complete my cunning plan I had been preparing for 2 months. Although on the bright side I got to troll a couple of weeaboo faggots.
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**Commander Amurao** · Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:45 pm AIDS subject:

**ReiClone88** · Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:24 pm AIDS subject:

**Bangaa** · Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 5:54 am AIDS subject:

**Commander Amurao** · Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:41 am AIDS subject:

**ReiClone88** · Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 1:27 pm AIDS subject:

**Commander Amurao** · Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:02 pm AIDS subject:

**Captain Planet** · Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:27 pm AIDS subject:

In b4 Rei gets butthurt and bans someone
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