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Joey Bishop Warnings : 12
Joined: 10 Oct 2006 AIDS: 810 AIDS Rank: Martin Luther King Jr. Pools: 86
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I once was put under at a dentist so they could break some fucking wisdom teeth out of my head.
When I woke up, I couldn't feel pain and in sort of a dreamlike state, but everything was real, but I couldn't move the way I wanted to, and it really pissed me off. I stayed in bed the rest of the day as a silent, motionless ball of rage.
Also, what they hell is laughing gas supposed to do anyway? It never affects me. _________________
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NotCaptainCarnival Warnings : 3 GaiaFag
Joined: 21 May 2007 AIDS: 1673 AIDS Rank: Samuel L. Jackson Pools: 28 Location: In the kitchen, like I should be.
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Joey Bishop wrote: | I once was put under at a dentist so they could break some fucking wisdom teeth out of my head.
When I woke up, I couldn't feel pain and in sort of a dreamlike state, but everything was real, but I couldn't move the way I wanted to, and it really pissed me off. I stayed in bed the rest of the day as a silent, motionless ball of rage.
Also, what they hell is laughing gas supposed to do anyway? It never affects me. |
I once went to a dentist and he was deaf. Meaning, he didn't hear my screams of pain when he was yanking a tooth out of me. I had four shots of novocaine in the same spot and it didn't do a damn thing for me. Shit sucked. _________________
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Captain Planet
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Joined: 12 Oct 2006 AIDS: 4453 AIDS Rank: Royal Knight of Afroduck Pools: 184
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I once worked in a small resturant and the owner decided that after we closed we could all stay there and drink from the bar and have a small party.
So we ordered a pizza and decided to prank the delivery guy. We tied a couple of girls up in the bar where the pizza guy could see them easily, and tied another guy up to the bench outside the front door. While I hid behind the building waiting to attack.
Pizza guy comes up, owner comes up screaming SHUT UP ALL OF YOU! at the tied up girls screaming, and then talks all nice and polite to the pizza guy like nothing is going on.
At this point pizza guy is a little wierded out but doesn't say anything, he takes the money and starts walking out to his car, when the guy who was tied to the bench stands up and starts hobbleing after him while tied up. Owner comes out kicks him over and starts beating him and yelling at him.
Pizza guy gets back in his car as fast as he and pulls out, then I come running after him from behind the building.....drunk out of my mind and wearing nothing but tighty whitey underwear and tennis shoes.
Pizza guy sees me in his rear view mirror and slows down just enough for me to catch up .....then he gets a good look at me and I see the most priceless face of horror ever, and pizza guy floored it.
Pizza never tasted so good in my life. _________________
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Afroduck
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Joined: 12 Oct 2006 AIDS: 2707 AIDS Rank: UltraNigger Pools: 159 Location: On the dance floor, chargin mah lazer
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Joey Bishop wrote: | I once was put under at a dentist so they could break some fucking wisdom teeth out of my head.
When I woke up, I couldn't feel pain and in sort of a dreamlike state, but everything was real, but I couldn't move the way I wanted to, and it really pissed me off. I stayed in bed the rest of the day as a silent, motionless ball of rage.
Also, what they hell is laughing gas supposed to do anyway? It never affects me. |
It does for a lot of people. I never had a severe reaction like that, it just put me in a sort of hippie trance. Everything was like "Cool...pull the tooth dude...durrrr.....". They had to use a good bit on me, too. _________________ Nigrapedia
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White Ranger Warnings : 3 TIGER POWER!
Joined: 11 Jan 2007 AIDS: 1655 AIDS Rank: Samuel L. Jackson Pools: 19
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Afroduck wrote: | Joey Bishop wrote: | I once was put under at a dentist so they could break some fucking wisdom teeth out of my head.
When I woke up, I couldn't feel pain and in sort of a dreamlike state, but everything was real, but I couldn't move the way I wanted to, and it really pissed me off. I stayed in bed the rest of the day as a silent, motionless ball of rage.
Also, what they hell is laughing gas supposed to do anyway? It never affects me. |
It does for a lot of people. I never had a severe reaction like that, it just put me in a sort of hippie trance. Everything was like "Cool...pull the tooth dude...durrrr.....". They had to use a good bit on me, too. |
Denistry isn't that hard really, well I do it for dead people but its easy none the less.
Some poor bugger ironically died to OD of paracetamol, which resulted in severe liver damage and reason was a cavities in all of his wisdom teeth _________________ SIXTY NIGGERS |
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Joey Bishop Warnings : 12
Joined: 10 Oct 2006 AIDS: 810 AIDS Rank: Martin Luther King Jr. Pools: 86
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White Ranger wrote: | Afroduck wrote: | Joey Bishop wrote: | I once was put under at a dentist so they could break some fucking wisdom teeth out of my head.
When I woke up, I couldn't feel pain and in sort of a dreamlike state, but everything was real, but I couldn't move the way I wanted to, and it really pissed me off. I stayed in bed the rest of the day as a silent, motionless ball of rage.
Also, what they hell is laughing gas supposed to do anyway? It never affects me. |
It does for a lot of people. I never had a severe reaction like that, it just put me in a sort of hippie trance. Everything was like "Cool...pull the tooth dude...durrrr.....". They had to use a good bit on me, too. |
Denistry isn't that hard really, well I do it for dead people but its easy none the less.
Some poor bugger ironically died to OD of paracetamol, which resulted in severe liver damage and reason was a cavities in all of his wisdom teeth |
Paracetamol is also known as acetaminophen which is known as tylenol. Too much (anything over the normal dose) can easily cause liver damage, as stated. That's why you take regular doses of tylenol with ibuprofen together, because they can be mixed. A hammer can also solve the ROOT of the problem as well.
And for clarification, the laughing gas did nothing, they injected me with something else to actually put me out.
And here's a guitar with balls.
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