the truth behind joecoolstar

[Captain Planet]

[Orochi]

basically they provided a link to my site =/ and copy pastad the sauce

[JimBoyd]

Not to resurrect a dead thread or anything...but I think I found a decent sound clip to go with those images in the first post...
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Standing above the crowd...he had a voice that was strong and loud."

[Orochi]

THEY DO NOTHING

[Sollen]

This might be an old thread, but I suddently started to feel all proud over my title.
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[Orochi]

cause your the next an hero?

[grey]

Does your name happen to be zombie-mitchell?
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[hyperddude]

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[JimBoyd]

[shortcat500get]

May wants a dog more than everything else in the world, and, at school, often imagines that everyone in her class are dogs too. But no matter how much she wants one, her parents often say no to the offer.

One day, May tries to show them her such determination by luring, with salami, a pack of ten dogs to her home. But her mother wants them returned, and some time later, May buys a puppy for her mother's birthday using all of her allowance. It does not work to plan, and that same evening, May's parents discuss the trials and tribulations of raising dogs as pets.

Still, as to May having a dog of her own, both of them object, and this leads to their daughter throwing her toys all over her room in outrage. It is not long before May sees one of her white rollerskates roll down the nearby staircase like a dog, which gives her an idea: along with a self-built training course, she can train that skate just like she would a real dog! Her school friends, hearing of her idea and amused at first, want to try walking it.

Another day, May arrives at the neighbourhood luncheonette to check out the newest comic books, leaving her skate outside. Little does she know that her "dog" is being interrogated by a real one! The latter runs away with it, and afterwards, May panics about its whereabouts. With her "try, try again" attitude, she is reunited with the skate by finding it nearby.

In time to come, May and the rollerskate become friends, and the craze as such is catching on with children all over her community. The biggest surprise of all, at the end of the story, is when she finally receives a real dog from her parents, because of all her hard work.
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[JimBoyd]

May wants a dog more than everything else in the world, and, at school, often imagines that everyone in her class are dogs too. But no matter how much she wants one, her parents often say no to the offer.

One day, May tries to show them her such determination by luring, with salami, a pack of ten dogs to her home. But her mother wants them returned, and some time later, May buys a puppy for her mother's birthday using all of her allowance. It does not work to plan, and her mom gets scared and says "You're moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air."

May whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said, "Fresh!" and it had dice in the mirror. "If anything, I could say that this cab was rare," but May thought, "Nah! Forget it! Yo holmes to Bel-Air!"

May pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and she yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes! Smell ya later!" May looked at her kingdom cuz she was finally there, to sit on her throne, as the prince of Bel-Air.

And when the cabbie took off, it hit May's dog along the way, instantly severing it's spine. THE END.
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Standing above the crowd...he had a voice that was strong and loud."

[grey]

Delicious copypasta, indeed.
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[shortcat500get]