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SamuelLSlashB
Joined: 01 Dec 2006
AIDS: 179
AIDS Rank: Pool Raider
Pools: 9
Location: I am Jack's closed pool. I have AIDS. I kill Jack.
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| ValrostNejgra wrote: | Here's me:
Note that I don't have a gun. |
You do, however, have a Rei's Dead adopted sister named Blanket. |
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ValrostNejgra
Joined: 03 Dec 2006
AIDS: 130
AIDS Rank: Pool Raider
Pools: 1
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No, it's Blanky.
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aidspolice
Joined: 17 Dec 2006
AIDS: 2
AIDS Rank: joecoolstar
Pools: 0
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| My name is too epic for your knowledge so ill keep it as...bob..ok thats it. I am vurry random and joined here because women keep telling me (one of the 3 that exist here apparently >_>) i <3 the randomness of 4chan and have my own afro wig and love to mail boxes of aids to my local pools. I am also a freshmen in school, but school is fail so enough about that. |
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Allah
DESTROY, DIE, ATTACK
Joined: 26 Nov 2006
AIDS: 947
AIDS Rank: lol i poast alot
Pools: 49
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I'm Andy, 15 and from sheffield England.
My mother is iranian, but my father is english and i was born in england
[Pic below is from a few months ago]
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CLASIK
Joined: 04 Nov 2006
AIDS: 117
AIDS Rank: Pool Raider
Pools: 12
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I LIEK HORSE COCK IN MY ANUS
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LONGCATISLOOOONG
Joined: 18 Nov 2006
AIDS: 93
AIDS Rank: Nigra
Pools: 8
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| CLASIK wrote: | | im justin, i live in faggotville, i have no hobbies. i like almost no kinds of music, i hate closing pools, video games suck |
FIX'd
I'm Anonymous, I live in /b/ and /i/. My hobbies include poolsclosed.com, raiding, saying memes to my IRL friends that have no clue what I mean, and also cocks.
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ZOMG!! TORRENT PLZ!! |
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MC Scrotal Tuck
Warnings : 12
Elite Beat Nigra
Joined: 26 Oct 2006
AIDS: 2298
AIDS Rank: POHST HOAR
Pools: 142
Location: The Internet
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| CLASIK wrote: | im justin, i live in faggotville, I've been turned off from women altogether since 9th grade, which was my first sexual experience that actually involved nudity with another woman. While we're fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke.
Me: It's allright.
Girl: Well, I LOVE it. How 'bout you go get me a bottle of it?
I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return, she says it's too cold.
Girl: How 'bout warming it up...by rubbing it on my tits?
So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that, with this girl, I'm definantly going to get off. That's when it gets crazy.
She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling her vagina with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the volume into her vagina. I had seriously underestimated this vagina's liquid retention volume.
Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME!
I was noticebly freaked me, but I did want to get off, and I didn't want my first load-blow to be into 18.7 fluid ounces of a 0-calorie beverage. I began to go down on her, until she said the exact wrong thing.
Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!
I don't know how she did it with 16-year-old voice, but she sounded exactly like the Kool-Aid man from the commercials. I glanced at the wall, half-expecting him to burst through and over me a fruity beverage. I was extremely turned-off. She could tell, too. As she sat up to see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her vagina and all over my face, chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low-calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway. My mother saw our mess and got scared, she said, "You're movin with your auntie ands uncle in Bel-Air!" I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said FRESH and had dice in the mirror. If anything I said to myself this cab was rare, but I thought ,"Nah forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air. |
NOW it's fix'd. |
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The Pirate
INSECTATRON
Joined: 10 Oct 2006
AIDS: 1687
AIDS Rank: Samuel L. Jackson
Pools: 77
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Allah
DESTROY, DIE, ATTACK
Joined: 26 Nov 2006
AIDS: 947
AIDS Rank: lol i poast alot
Pools: 49
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well erm, i've got a bb gun.
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PraiseKEK
Lulz Overwatch Administration
Joined: 10 Oct 2006
AIDS: 3636
AIDS Rank: I closed MOD-Cleo's pool
Pools: 357
Location: Hamburger Hill, Vietnam.
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JimBoyd
Joined: 01 Dec 2006
AIDS: 737
AIDS Rank: R. Kelly
Pools: 15
Location: Everett, MA
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| GySgtHartmann wrote: |
lol when i was 5 i killed my TV with a red rider. it was fun. |
You can't get a Red Rider...you'll shoot your eye out.
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Standing above the crowd...he had a voice that was strong and loud." |
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BigBird_Man
Joined: 19 Dec 2006
AIDS: 50
AIDS Rank: FGSFDS
Pools: 2
Location: US - CA
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| Jebus wrote: | I'm Andy, 15 and from sheffield England.
My mother is iranian, but my father is english and i was born in england |
Iranian? :lol:
You speak farsi?
| CLASIK wrote: | | I LIEK HORSE COCK IN MY ANUS |
Kuni Madar jende |
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Dr. Katz
Professional Therapist
Joined: 09 Oct 2006
AIDS: 1281
AIDS Rank: W.T. Snacks
Pools: 90
Location: In my office
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Name: Rob (nickname is Token) Age: 15 Race: White Nationality: Italian, Irish, Swedish, Scottish, English. Religion: Christian(Liberal) {FUCKING JEWISH LIAR!!!!!}. There is a lil bout me.
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Hello I am Dr. Katz.
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JimBoyd
Joined: 01 Dec 2006
AIDS: 737
AIDS Rank: R. Kelly
Pools: 15
Location: Everett, MA
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I was born a poor black Rei's Dead adopted sister. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi.
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Standing above the crowd...he had a voice that was strong and loud." |
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shortcat500get
Joined: 11 Oct 2006
AIDS: 546
AIDS Rank: Mudkip Squad
Pools: 17
Location: texas
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| JimBoyd wrote: | | I was born a poor black Rei's Dead adopted sister. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi. |
mississippi is awsome, btw
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