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Captain Planet
Taking Furfags Down to Zero
Joined: 12 Oct 2006 AIDS: 4453 AIDS Rank: Royal Knight of Afroduck Pools: 184
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Today on the news, they had one of those "just in" reports of news going on at that very moment.
Apparently, sometime this afternoon some dumbfuck got his dick caught in a keyring. He called the police for help and now its on the news.
They didn't have much more info than that, and no link just yet since it just happened. You can bet I'll be watching the paper the next couple days so I can get a link for this. _________________
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your a monster fucking huge black throbbing cock. |
I AM A CLOSET WEEABOO
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OK NIGGER THIS SHIT IS ON |
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PraiseKEK
Lulz Overwatch Administration
Joined: 10 Oct 2006 AIDS: 3636 AIDS Rank: I closed MOD-Cleo's pool Pools: 357 Location: Hamburger Hill, Vietnam.
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Captain Planet
Taking Furfags Down to Zero
Joined: 12 Oct 2006 AIDS: 4453 AIDS Rank: Royal Knight of Afroduck Pools: 184
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I don't know why it was on the news just yet.
For it to legally been on the news, it would have to be in public records such as the police being called.
Of course, the rest of the news today was slow considering they did a segment on some other retard's house full of mold and some other rich people fighting over a damn dog.
The dick in a keyring just seemed like the only thing newsworthy. _________________
Not Captaincarnival wrote: |
your a monster fucking huge black throbbing cock. |
I AM A CLOSET WEEABOO
YES INDEEDY I AM
OK NIGGER THIS SHIT IS ON |
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ghey4bridget
BIG TARP
Joined: 02 May 2007 AIDS: 1150 AIDS Rank: W.T. Snacks Pools: 4 Location: Behind you!
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Captain Planet wrote: | The dick in a keyring just seemed like the only thing newsworthy. |
Cocks are always relevant. _________________
Pink Ranger wrote: | ALL HAIL SATAN, KING OF THE JEWS |
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barosjn
Joined: 18 Nov 2006 AIDS: 299 AIDS Rank: AIDS Control Team Leader Pools: 9 Location: No idea
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ghey4bridget wrote: | Captain Planet wrote: | The dick in a keyring just seemed like the only thing newsworthy. |
Cocks are always relevant. |
Especially when you buy things with an also cocks card. _________________ Spam Witch
She shows you a picture of her pet goat. "This is my goat, see?" she says. Dear god, the horror. |
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Joey Bishop Warnings : 12
Joined: 10 Oct 2006 AIDS: 810 AIDS Rank: Martin Luther King Jr. Pools: 86
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"Police arrest a key Ring-leader of secret cock fighting club" _________________
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Mr.Hentai
Joined: 16 Jul 2007 AIDS: 367 AIDS Rank: AIDS Control Team Leader Pools: 7 Location: /b/oston area
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Joey Bishop wrote: | "Police arrest a key Ring-leader of secret cock fighting club" |
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