CNN Gonna Improve life

[ReiClone88]

CNN is going to give 10 million to who ever can make up something to improve life, some where. Or something.

Well I figure if we spam them with loads and loads of letters saying "ethnic cleansing" something funny must happen.

I mean, how can't it?

http://www.project10tothe100.com/index.html


Here's what I submitted for illustrative purposes:

[ultrapostman]

I agree that there's potential, but whatever we do should have a uniform theme, so as to make more of an impact.

For my part, I chose pedophilia with a dash of skullfucking.

#  8. Your idea's name (maximum 50 characters):
I want to skullfuck a little girl.

9. Please select a category that best describes your idea.
Community: How can we help connect people, build communities and protect unique cultures?

10. What one sentence best describes your idea? (maximum 150 characters)
Forcibly penetrate a little girl's eyesocket with my dong.

# 11. Describe your idea in more depth. (maximum 300 words)
Like this one time, I had this dream, where I saw this 10 year old girl in the street and she ripped my pants off and started sucking me right in the middle of the street. She ran her tongue up and down the length of my shaft before taking me into her mouth. Amazingly, she was able to fit the entirety of my 8 inch member inside her mouth. I was close to cumming, but she had other plans. Releasing me, she pulled out a pair of pliers and said, "You know what you have to do". Somehow, I did. With one hand I yanked her up by the hair while I jammed the pliers into her right eye. She screamed and pleaded for me to stop, the blood coursing down her face. Deaf to her cries, I yanked the eye right out of her head, and without even hesitating bit right into it. It tasted just like chicken, a chicken's eyeball that is, but I wasn't done yet. Still holding her hair, I forced my Richard into the socket still oozing blood. Understandably it was tight, but I started thrusting, slowly at first, but then faster, until I could feel my Rooster breaking through the cartilage into her brain. For some reason she stopped screaming, so I figured she was enjoying it, and that turned me on even more. I couldn't hold myself back, and I came inside her brain (Doctor Seuss in the house).

# 12. What problem or issue does your idea address? (maximum 150 words)
My god given right to fuck anything that moves anyway I please.

# 13. If your idea were to become a reality, who would benefit the most and how? (maximum 150 words)
Most white males, from birth till death, secretly want to skullfuck a little girl, but few ever act on this urge. Until now.

# 14. What are the initial steps required to get this idea off the ground? (maximum 150 words)
Abolish voting and basic human rights for women, and import several million prepubescent girls from China. Faced with a veritable face-fuck-field, and without their nagging wives, American men will jump at the chance to live out their life long dream.

# 15. Describe the optimal outcome should your idea be selected and successfully implemented. How would you measure it? (maximum 150 words)
Mass genocide of young children across America, and mass exhaustion of the American work force. National happiness, however, will skyrocket.
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