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ultrapostman
Warnings : 1
Joined: 14 Jul 2008
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Location: Getting some fresh meat.
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I work in the frozen department for a supermarket. On most of my shifts, I'm there by myself, and no one else in the store ever goes into the freezer where we store everything.
So I'm packing some Turkey Hill ice cream when I notice that the lid on each container comes right off, with no kind of seal at all. I'm staring right at some vanilla...you know where I'm going with this.
I take my break and run out to my car for the cHoCoLaTe ChIp c00KiEs I keep in the glove compartment, head to the break room and grab a knife, then I head to the bathroom. I always keep a condom on me, so I jerk off in that and then go to the freezer. Open one container of Turkey Hill, make a small cut in the top of it, then pour semen inside. Smooth over top to make cut less obvious, and place container right on the shelf.
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Bangaa
Imperial Wizard
Joined: 18 Dec 2006
AIDS: 330
AIDS Rank: AIDS Control Team Leader
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Location: being a prick
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| Why do you keep cOoKiEs in the glove compartment? |
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ReiClone88
Seoulja Boy 서울자 보여
Joined: 01 Nov 2006
AIDS: 4460
AIDS Rank: Royal Knight of Afroduck
Pools: 179
Location: Turning the entire world into an ocean of TANG
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Pics or you didn't give lolis, shotas, and their old parents + grandparents tastes of your homemade vanilla. 
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Richard.C.Astley
Joined: 08 Apr 2008
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Location: Ur Tubez
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Afroduck
GOD OF ALL THAT IS LOLI
Joined: 12 Oct 2006
AIDS: 2707
AIDS Rank: UltraNigger
Pools: 159
Location: On the dance floor, chargin mah lazer
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| Richard.C.Astley wrote: | I just love the idea that you keep a condom with you at all times.
Never know when you might encounter sum loli in an alleyway, huh? |
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You mean you don't?
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Captain Planet
Taking Furfags Down to Zero
Joined: 12 Oct 2006
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Nice, its always a good idea to carry a condom with you.
Never know when someone is gonna pop out and raep you. Don't want them giving you aids or some other shit.
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ultrapostman
Warnings : 1
Joined: 14 Jul 2008
AIDS: 133
AIDS Rank: Pool Raider
Pools: 18
Location: Getting some fresh meat.
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| Bangaa wrote: | | Why do you keep cOoKiEs in the glove compartment? |
Why don't you? Srsly, I keep pronz on my phone, laptop, PSP, USB drive, under my bed, in my car, and I'm looking for a good place to hide some at work. Never know when I'll need it.
| Reiclone88 wrote: | | Pics or you didn't give lolis, shotas, and their old parents + grandparents tastes of your homemade vanilla. Shoooop |
Although it pains me to admit it, I don't have a digital camera. Hoping to get one this Christmas, at which point I can begin official documentation of my shenanigans. By then I'll probably have moved on to jizzing on something more lulzy, we'll see.
| Richard.C.Astley wrote: | I just love the idea that you keep a condom with you at all times.
Never know when you might encounter sum loli in an alleyway, huh? |
Well then I wouldn't need a condom would I? Unless it was a prostitot, then I could understand being careful.
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ReiClone88
Seoulja Boy 서울자 보여
Joined: 01 Nov 2006
AIDS: 4460
AIDS Rank: Royal Knight of Afroduck
Pools: 179
Location: Turning the entire world into an ocean of TANG
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| ultrapostman wrote: | | Reiclone88 wrote: | | Pics or you didn't give lolis, shotas, and their old parents + grandparents tastes of your homemade vanilla. Shoooop |
Although it pains me to admit it, I don't have a digital camera. |
Surely you at least own a cell phone that can take pictures. Try using that. If not, well... damn!
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| Richard.C.Astley wrote: | I just love the idea that you keep a condom with you at all times.
Never know when you might encounter sum loli in an alleyway, huh? |
Well then I wouldn't need a condom would I? Unless it was a prostitot, then I could understand being careful. |
It's never a good idea to leave one's semen in a loli, Rei's Dead adopted sister prostitute or not. In my experiences real little girls never keep secrets, and the partyvan can use hellbent Forensic Experts to track you down with only half your genes your body left behind to fertilize an infertile budding loli as a clue.
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Joran van der Sloot
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
AIDS: 1060
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Location: Bangkok, Thailand
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| Shit I just had the best vanilla icecream I ever ate guise. |
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xBLOODYxEMOxVAMPIRExTEARS
EDWARD CULLEN'S WIFEY
Joined: 29 Oct 2006
AIDS: 3543
AIDS Rank: I closed MOD-Cleo's pool
Pools: 227
Location: snuggling with edward cullen
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| ReiClone88 wrote: |
Well then I wouldn't need a condom would I? Unless it was a prostitot, then I could understand being careful. |
It's never a good idea to leave one's semen in a loli, Rei's Dead adopted sister prostitute or not. In my experiences real little girls never keep secrets, and the partyvan can use hellbent Forensic Experts to track you down with only half your genes your body left behind to fertilize an infertile budding loli as a clue.[/quote]
Yeah but you solved that by killing her amirite?
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I love the cock, please firmly place your hot throbbing cock into my rectum and slide it in and out until you ejaculate into my butthole.
FurNation FTW!!
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Commander Amurao
Joined: 31 Oct 2006
AIDS: 66
AIDS Rank: DESU
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Location: Springfield MA
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When I worked at C&S for a stint some people would just rip the ice cream open, take a bite out of it, then launch it on the floor.
All I want to know is who the fuck eats ice cream like that ina -40 freezer? |
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NotCaptainCarnival
Warnings : 3
GaiaFag
Joined: 21 May 2007
AIDS: 1673
AIDS Rank: Samuel L. Jackson
Pools: 28
Location: In the kitchen, like I should be.
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ReiClone88
Seoulja Boy 서울자 보여
Joined: 01 Nov 2006
AIDS: 4460
AIDS Rank: Royal Knight of Afroduck
Pools: 179
Location: Turning the entire world into an ocean of TANG
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| FuRrYnEkOsAkUrA wrote: | | Yeah but you solved that by killing her amirite? |
It's no fun to kill a loli when you could keep her in your basement and raep her 3 times a day.
Once after waking up with morning glory high, once after returning from work, and once more before going to sleep. 
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Commander Amurao
Joined: 31 Oct 2006
AIDS: 66
AIDS Rank: DESU
Pools: 0
Location: Springfield MA
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| ReiClone88 wrote: | | FuRrYnEkOsAkUrA wrote: | | Yeah but you solved that by killing her amirite? |
It's no fun to kill a loli when you could keep her in your basement and raep her 3 times a day.
Once after waking up with morning glory high, once after returning from work, and once more before going to sleep. |
more like dress up as a woman and seduce men at the mall, amirite. |
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