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**NotCaptainCarnival** · Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:27 pm AIDS subject:

Sunday morning was an odd one indeed.

You see, my old, clap-ridden maid ( Jean was her name, but i called her Atkinson) had gone off to tend to my rose garden, and forgotten to lay out my tweed grousing trousers.
....Vaginal dryness--a symptom of Menopause.
So i wore my young daughter's small, white bloomers instead. Jean was her name but i called her Atkinson.
Fine young stock.
They fitted well, but were a tad tight across my well-fellated nether-regions.
The underneath of the bedsheet twitched, as i espied my perky-breasted, coffee-nippled lover awaken. Jean was her name, but i called her Atkinson.
Downy hole well lubricated.
....jean........why.....jeaaan....
I felt a ping on my bloomer elastic and a wet tongue upon my anus-rectum orifice.
...jean?..are you awake...?
I snapped sharply at Atkinson, But not after she had reached around and frigged my peg.
...jean....jeaaaaan.....whyyyy...??
White jizzum was rapidly building up in my pecker, but Atkinson was around the rear, so i could not ejaculate into her wiry brown hair.
....jean...don't leave me.....jean....
I then espied a small biscuit on a piece of string attached to my high ceiling, so i proceeded to climax onto that.
..jean...please don't die....i'm sorry...
"THOMAS THE TANK ENGIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!" i shouted in the throe of ecstasy.
...jean....jean....JEAN!!!
JEEEEEEEEAAAAN I'M SOOOO SOOOORRRRY!!!!!!
YOU MAAADE MEEE DOO EET!!
I DIDN'T WANT TOOO!! JEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!

Phoenix Wright 3 European release at the end of May.
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**Captain Planet** · Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:53 pm AIDS subject:

When you quote bomb in the first post, it takes the fun out of it.

Its like trolling dead forum.
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**Borat** · Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:15 am AIDS subject:

I don't remember you.
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I GO TO AMERICA!

**ReiClone88** · Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:53 am AIDS subject:

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days,
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days,
Saturday, what a day,
Rockin all week with you.

This day is ours
Won't you be mine. (Oh Happy Days)
This day is ours (Oh Happy Days)
Oh please be mine.

Hello sunshine, goodbye rain,
She's wearing my high school ring on her chain.
She's my steady, I'm her man,
I'm gonna love her all I can.
(Chorus)
Gonna cruise her round the town,
Show everybody what I've found
Rock'n'roll with all my friends
Hopin' the music never ends.

These Happy Days are yours and mine (oh Happy Days)
These Happy Days are yours and mine (oh Happy Days)
These Happy Days are yours and mine, Happy Days.
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**Captain Planet** · Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:51 am AIDS subject:

GAY PRIDE!

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**Afroduck** · Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:35 am AIDS subject:

NIGGA STOLE MY GAY! NIGGA STOLE MY TEXT

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I'M TAKING THIS FUCKER BACK INTO MY ROOM.

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**xBLOODYxEMOxVAMPIRExTEARS** · Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:24 pm AIDS subject:

ROYAL RAINBOW!
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**Captain Planet** · Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:58 am AIDS subject:

GAY NIGGA STOLE MY COSBY!!

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