Pool's Closed

**FRIED-CHIKIN**

Now this is a story all about how i saw a great source of danger and fail when i set out to spam Bel-Air lyrics while waiting for moar nigras to /b/lock the main hallway. I was standing there, halfway blocking the stairs when i noticed someone talking about smoking weed, making up bullshit in an attempt to sound tough, misspelling everything, and saying "m8" and "init" all the time. I immediately thought "OH LAWD IZ DAT SUM CHAVS" but I had to finish typing the Bel-Air lyrics first. Wondering what these British twats were doing in America's Habbo, I went over to call them chavs and tell them to gb2England. They revealed a horrible secret while I was surprise buttsecksing them. Chavs are there to spread a new strain of AIDS that has been maginified by the high levels of fail that occur naturally in chavs. See for yourself:

"HEY CHAVS, SAY SOMETHING STUPID SO I CAN TAKE A SCREENSHOT AND POST IT ON THE INTARWEB FOR THE LULZ..." "PERFECT!"

ME M8S R GONNA MURK U IF U DONT WATCH UR BACK INIT BRAAAAPP

In conclusion, chavs bust a cap, but I shoop da whoop. Mere bullets are no match for mah lazer. Shoooop

**Asshat** · Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 12:39 am AIDS subject:

**MontezumazRevenge** · Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 12:44 am AIDS subject:

CHAVS!? IN MY UNITED STATES?!!?

**JimBoyd** · Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 12:49 am AIDS subject:

BORDER'S CLOSED!
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**Numbuh15** · Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 12:57 am AIDS subject:

**Taylor** · Guest

OMG CHAVS ARE INVADING THE UNITED STATES!!!!GET THE NATIONAL GUARD!!!!HELL I THINK WE MIGHT NEED THE MARINES TO STOP THIS THREAT!!!!

**ReiClone88** · Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:37 am AIDS subject:

Chavs are total pussies.
With the power of LastMeasure, they will fall in pieces.
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**FRIED-CHIKIN** · Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:40 am AIDS subject:

**PraiseKEK** · Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:56 pm AIDS subject:

Chavs will never take over the USA. for one reason. Everybody has guns.
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**Captain Planet** · Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 9:20 pm AIDS subject:

**Gel** · Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 10:51 pm AIDS subject:

"I knoe wer u live ill kik ur azz"

**Borat** · Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 11:01 pm AIDS subject:

What roon were you in when you took those screenshots?

**Kitsune_H** · Joined: 10 Oct 2006 AIDS: 58 AIDS Rank: FGSFDS Pools: 1

Fucking chavs, they're the worse kind of wigga EVER.

Suggestion: Make fun of their football teams.
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**PraiseKEK** · Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:43 pm AIDS subject:

**Kitsune_H** · Joined: 10 Oct 2006 AIDS: 58 AIDS Rank: FGSFDS Pools: 1

Better yet. Put some mirrors in front of them.
Once they behold their silly figure, hopefully they'll become an hero, hence saving our precious ammo.
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