I have made an amazing discovery

[Asshat]

Serious Topic Guys!

Us humans, some species of dog, /b/tards, nigras and fellow intarwebz lurkers, are becoming more and more lazy everyday.

I recently ordered a pizza online because I was too lazy to press the buttons on the phone.

I am in awe of this "harnessing technology to make myself fat" phenomeanon. I mean, I even had the phone in my hand, and the phone book opened up to pizza hut. But then I read "you can even order online!", and I knew what I had to do. I had to order nerd food with nerd tools. I do not need to get up from CounterStrike to order death incarnate and longer. I click a few buttons, and pizza comes to me.

This is an inspiring thing, folks. Just a few years ago we would have use a phone and drive to pizza just to shovel it into ourselves. Just a hundred years ago, we would have had to kidnap Italians to get pizza.

/rant

[Emicat]

Amazin.
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[NetGoon]

you sir.. are a genuis!!!! lol :roll:
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[JimBoyd]

You lie...there's no such thing as pizza in Australia. You guys only recently got the opposable thumb.
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