You fucking dweebs.

[shortcat500get]

Hey, you pimple-faced dweebs. This is Hal. I've already posted this on 7chan.org, 4chan.org and ebaumsworld.com, but I figure I'll clue you guys in as well.

First off, this site is depraved and outright disgusting. It makes me laugh because now I know you guys are the little dweebs who get picked on at school and hide behind your computers, addicted to the internet because you have no social life and nobody likes you. I really have nothing to worry about because you kids are obviously taking a little joke of yours too far because you think it's hurting me. Le me clue you in: if anything you're helping me. My ratings have gone up significantly since your pathetic raid and the donations are flying in, so thanks a ton. You guys are the best.

Although, I also come with a warning: If you attack my show again there WILL be repercussions. I could care less if you're a minor at this point, you morons need to be taught a lesson about the real world. You can't screw with people and get away with it, even if you're hiding behind your fake phone numbers and proxy IP addresses, because I'll find you. Don't believe me? Just wait, I have plenty of loyal fans who would love to meet you in person.

Have fun on your perverted little forum and go back to your pathetic lives if you know what's good for you.

-Hal Turner

And I have to have a picture just to post? This place is seriously retarded. I might as well post a picture of me, maybe it'll bring my ratings up even more.
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[The Pirate]

It's funny because his show's down and he can't afford to bring it back up because of us.

I thought that that was found to be a troll?

[shortcat500get]

Hal- "HOW DO I WRITE COMPLETE SENTENCE????"
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[The Pirate]

Huh. Where was that posted?

Lol, he put it on Ebaumsworld.

[shortcat500get]

HI, I'M HAL TURNER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF A GAY WHITE SUPREMACIST RADIO SHOW. 9/11 WAS A LIE. THERE WERE NO TOWEL HEADS. THERE WAS NO AIRPLANE. IN TRUTH I WAS VISITING THE BIG APPLE, SO AS TO COMPARE MY GARGANTUAN MEAT TRAIN TO IT AND LAUGH AT THE GASPING NEW YORKERS AS I POUNDED THEIR BELOVED NAMESAKE INTO BIG APPLE SAUCE. HAVING NOT GOTTEN RELEASE FROM MY CULINARY EXERCISE, I MEANDERED DOWN THE STREET WITH MY VITAL BLOOD ENGORGED SEWER PIPE OUT IN FRONT OF ME LIKE A BLIND MAN'S CANE, LOOKING FOR A HOLE IN THE BACKSIDE OF A WOMAN WHICH I WOULD STRETCH BEYOND HUMAN LIMITS. I SPOTTED AT THAT VERY MOMENT AN ATTRACTIVE FEMALE IN A MINISKIRT WAVING AT ME. I SLAPPED HER TO THE GROUND WITH MY ENORMOUS PHALLUS AND QUICKLY RAVISHED HER SKIRT LIKE A STARVED DOG ON A BABY MADE OF STEAK. THE SIGHT THAT AWAITED BOTH SHOCKED AND ENRAGED ME. AFTER SEEING THIS "WOMAN'S" RAISIN-SIZED WINKY WINKLER, I VOMITED DOWN HIS THROAT AND PENETRATED HIS ESOPHAGUS, RIPPED OUT HIS SPINE AND PEELED HIS CORPSE FROM MY MONEYMAKER. TO TEACH ALL OF NEW YORK A LESSON FOR LETTING THIS FLAMING FAG BAG LIVE, I LET LOOSE A SEMENAL FLOOD OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS UPON THE TOWERS OF TWO (AT WHOM'S SMALL SIZE I LAUGHED LIKE A CLOWN RAPING AN 8 YEAR OLD), WHICH CAUSED THEM TO COME CRASHING DOWN LIKE ME AFTER A WEEKEND METH BINGE. I MOCKED THE NEW YORKERS AND MADE NIGGER JOKES AS THEY RAN FROM MY EVER EXPANDING CLOUD OF SPERMAZOA, MASTURBATING TO THE LOOKS OF HORROR ON THEIR FACES. THE GOVERNMENT, IN AN ATTEMPT TO SAVE FACE AND BECAUSE THEY HATE ARABS MORE THAN JEWS, PAINTED A BOEING 767 ON MY GIGANTIC COCK AND CALLED IT A TERRORIST ATTACK. THE FEELING OF PAINTBRUSHES ON MY DICK MADE ME COME AGAIN, AND PRESIDENT BUSH SNORTED UP EVERY LAST DROP BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS COKE. I GUARANTEE IT.
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[JimBoyd]

Hey, you pimple-faced dweebs. This is Hal. I've already posted this on 7chan.org, 4chan.org and ebaumsworld.com, but I figure I'll clue you guys in as well.

First off, this site is depraved and outright disgusting. It makes me laugh because now I know you guys are the little dweebs who get picked on at school and hide behind your computers, addicted to the internet because you have no social life and nobody likes you. I really have nothing to worry about because you kids are obviously taking a little joke of yours too far because you think it's hurting me. Le me clue you in: if anything you're helping me. My ratings have gone up significantly since your pathetic raid and the donations are flying in, so thanks a ton. You guys are the best.

Although, I also come with a warning: If you attack my show again there WILL be repercussions. I could care less if you're a minor at this point, you morons need to be taught a lesson about the real world. You can't screw with people and get away with it, even if you're hiding behind your fake phone numbers and proxy IP addresses, because I'll find you. So you better move in with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air.

So whistle for a cab and when it comes near, the license plate will say, "FRESH" and it'll have dice in the mirror. If anything, you will think that this cab is rare, but you'll think, "Nah! Forget it! Yo holmes to Bel-Air!"

-Hal Turner

And I have to pull up to the house about 7 or 8 and yell to the cabbie, "Yo holmes, smell ya later!"? Look at my kingdom, cuz I'm finally there...to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
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Standing above the crowd...he had a voice that was strong and loud."

[ONInonymous]

IN BEFORE BEL....awr you BEAT ME! :doubt:
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[LSF]

man never fucking doubt the power of 4chan

they will RUIN you

also, /r/ link to the thread he posted (if not already deleted)
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[bSMOVIES]

lulz, hes such a spaz. and anyone who listens to his show wouldnt have the mental capability to backwards trace a proxy, so all is good.
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