Pool's Closed

**SirNonymous** · Guest

Book of AfroDuck

Chapter One
1. In the beginning, AfroDuck made all things. Among his creations was the Garden of Winrar. 2. AfroDuck, on the fifth day of win, made nigra. /B/rotha was born without racism or shame. AfroDuck also created female, named HabboFag. 3. The only rule of the Intarnets of Winrar was to stay out of the pool, for it was closed due to AIDS and fail. 4. HabboFag, while on her frequent visits around the Intarnets of Fail, stumbled across the creature known as MOD-Cleo. 5. MOD-Cleo convinced HabboFag that the pool was a place of safety and health, because it was cleaned with HabboChlorine every day. 6. /B/rotha warned HabboFag, saying "Pool's Closed."
7. Despite /b/rotha's warnings, HabboFag was further suaded by Janis that the pool is open, and that there are no AIDS to be had. 8. MOD-Cleo and Janis surrounded /B/rotha, who had no defense against the powerful b& Hammer. /B/rotha was dispatched without mercy. 8. In her moment of epic fail, HabboFag took the moment of /B/rotha's absence to dive into the pool. 9. RaptorJesus and AfroDuck revived /B/rotha to find HabboFag in the pool.
10. "Pool's Closed." /B/rotha eyed HabboFag without remorse for her epic-fail. "You have AIDS." 11. "She does not have AIDS," Janis said, stalking towards /B/rotha, b&-Hammer in hand. 12.She moved for the defeating blow, but /B/rotha came back, with another. "Pool's Closed." /B/rotha said. "Due to AIDS," from the other. Janis stuck again, slapping down the nigras. Three returned, "SHOOP DA WHOOP." 13.. Another flurry of b&s, each more hasty than the last. More /b/rothas appeared, in legions of Anonymous that could not be contained. "We are Anonymous." 14. MOD-Cleo stepped in, intent on striking them all down. "We do not forgive." Each cadence was met with a blow from the hammer. 15. But the /B/rothas came in larger numbers. "All hail AfroDuck." MOD-Cleo and Janis could not contain them all, despite their best efforts. "Anonymous does not forgive." 16. MOD-Cleo stared in awe as hundreds of /B/rothas appeared on the horizon, mouthes open. "IMMA CHARGIN MA LAZER!" She screamed in horror as the blue glow reached it's apex. "IMMA FIRIN MA LAZER!" 17. MOD-Cleo was struck down by the /B/rothahood. Defeated, but not destoryed, she vowed to hunt /B/rothas without mercy. Before she could escape, the /B/rothas' last call haunted her memory,

18. "We are legion. We are Anonymous. Anonymous does not Forgive."

**grey** · Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:02 pm AIDS subject:

I came
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**AfroIsMe** · Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:36 am AIDS subject:

I came multiples!

**AfroIsMe** · Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:40 am AIDS subject:

i wonder who the saviour is gonna be...

**ohnoanewuser** · Joined: 19 Dec 2006 AIDS: 43 AIDS Rank: DSFARGEG Pools: 1

HOLY SHIT I VOTE STICKY!

I had a win-gasm.

**JimBoyd** · Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:36 am AIDS subject:

**EpicFailGuy** · Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:45 am AIDS subject:

After this was posted, I saw this sticky in Nigra Discussion:
http://www.poolsclosed.us/forum/viewtopic.php?t=835

Thus, either copy/pasta or move thread. Or just leave it here, to be win or fail separately.

Edit:
hxxp Fix'd.
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**Orochi** · Guest

**Jesus666** · Joined: 04 Dec 2006 AIDS: 33 AIDS Rank: DSFARGEG Pools: 1

winrar
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**EpicFailGuy** · Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:09 pm AIDS subject:

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