Continuation of a date thread on /b/.

[Kamisamaa]

I'm so sorry I'm late. I'm not trying to make excuses, I take full responsibility, I'm just saying why.

For the clueless, this is a follow-up of a thread on /b/ where /b/tards actually seriously helped me. Several anons pitched their ideas in and collaborated to give me pertinent information.

So how did my date go? In a word..... awesome.

Preparations: I shaved my face cleanly, because I know she likes me like that, and I also got a haircut. I was getting quite shaggy. (I'm 6' 1", 160 pounds, very thin.) I took a shower the night before and washed my body thoroughly. I wore some pants I got recently, which aren't anything more than jeans, but they're pretty nice. With my shirt, I've got this gray t-shirt with a black collar, and I also wore my nice white tennis shoes. I looked quite good.

Well, I got there and sat outside waiting on her. She got there a few minutes after our scheduled time, no big deal. She looked great, and I told her so after we got inside and we took our jackets off. I knew I dressed up just the right amount when I saw her outfit. She wore this reddish-purple long sleeved thing with vertical lines indented down it. It was thicker than a t-shirt, but not as thick as a sweater. I want to say.... fleece? But anyway, she also wore some nice jeans that were just tight enough to show off her awesome ass.

We ordered our drinks and sipped for a bit. She got water, I got tea. I pulled over the box with the sugar packets in it and said "Choose your disease. Diabetes..." I pointed to the sugar, "Or cancer." to which I gestured to the Sweet & Low. I then followed with "I like a little of both so I don't get either." She got some amusement out of that.

So we went and got our food, because it's a buffet, and came back and commenced with the small talk. I sat up completely straight the whole time (which is hard for me since I'm so tall...) and had great manners. I usually cram my mouth, but I cut up my food into small pieces and took measured bites that I chewed slowly and thoroughly while nodding to her anecdotes. I added in the occasional comment, and told a story when I could. My comments were witty and fitting as always, I think she enjoyed that part.

Looking for something to compliment wasn't hard, she was wearing a couple pieces of jewelry. She had a bracelet with a small, metal cat figurine hanging from it, as well as a necklace with a silver-looking pendant that had an abstract engraving of a castle on it. I opted for the castle pendant, saying "I've never seen that pendant before, I really like it." That launched her into a story about it which I'd rather not recount, it's kind of long.

So anyway, the whole meal went on in that fashion until the check came. I slid it over to my side and put on my jacket. While I was doing so, she took it and said something like, "What are we dealing with here?" We went up to the front, and she dug around in her pocket book for a bit, but I said "Tell you what. I'll grab this one, you can get the next one." She appreciated it. Of course I have no intention of letting her grab the next one.

We went outside and walked along the sidewalk until we were in front of a convenience store, where she called her mother to tell her that she was going to come home soon. (She tells her mother everything.) While she was calling her mother, she was shivering because it's damn cold right now. So I boldly put my arm around her and sidled closer, to contain our body heat, and she stopped shivering. So we wandered around the store for a bit, and went back outside. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh with dice in the mirror. If anything i could say that this cab was rare, but i thought "Nah forget it, Yo homes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and i yelled to the cabbie Yo homes, smell ya lata! I looked at my kingdom, i was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

[PraiseKEK]

Fixed.
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[pr0nhero]

Way to go?

Sounds nice and all. If it went better than you expected, then that's good.

Also, the Bel-Air at the end is nice.
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[shortcat500get]

nice
STICK IT IN HER POOPER
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[Sodaz]

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mod edit or not, i scrolled down immediately once i saw the copypasta to see the bel-air >=P
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[Kamisamaa]