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**barosjn** · Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:10 am AIDS subject: The Philadelphia, Born & Raized

I thought this nine and a half minute play would be good for epic lulz.

It's written by David Ives and is about life in Philadelphia.

I taped the skit and directed it myself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PvK6xhcQzk
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**OMGALION** · Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:17 am AIDS subject:

I directed that show in college.
David Ives truly is hilarious, good show choice.

(Variations on the Death of Trotsky is his best, though...main character has an icepick in his head for the entire show.)
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**barosjn** · Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:20 am AIDS subject: A Mountain Climber's Axe

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**barosjn** · Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:31 am AIDS subject: Foreplay

Before I directed The Philadelphia, I first got introduced to David Ives when I had the role of Chuck II in Foreplay (or The Art of the Fugue). This skit probably has the most sexual innuendo ever set up in a play. It's about a man named Chuck (there's three guys playing him) dating three different girls in a miniature golf course and it's basically what would happen if a fugue became a theatrical piece instead of a musical piece.
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**OMGALION** · Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:38 am AIDS subject:

Hilarious.
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**PraiseKEK** · Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:47 am AIDS subject:

you have a theatrical hard on right now dont you?
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**OMGALION** · Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:52 am AIDS subject:

**PraiseKEK** · Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:54 am AIDS subject:

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**barosjn** · Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:04 pm AIDS subject: Thespians

Not all thespians are fags, even though "thespian" rhymes with "lesbian".
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