ZEBRA SALAD TOSSING with Male Horses, How big does my butt need to be?

[Allah]

Hi

My end goal is to be mounted by a horse. I am practicing with a 16 inch long and 3 inch wide huge dildo. I am trying to take all of it but it is going to take me a while to do so. Do you guys think this is big and long enough or should I go bigger?
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[Firingmehlazer]

How much do you know about horses?

What you are trying is very risky at best.
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[ItsCaturday]

Sounds like your dildo is as big at least as some small horses, like minis. But there are still two important points:

First, horses peenus heads flare up, sometimes very large, when they are inside you - even if you can take the shaft, this flare may be *much* bigger.

Second, and more importantly, even a mini stallion will have a very long peenus, and is capable of extremely powerful thrusts - even if you can take a 16" dildo, having a horse slam his 16"+ into you will all his force is quite a different thing. People have quite literally died from it, so extreme caution is necessary.

So, I'd say that getting to know a horse well enough so that you can trust him, interpret his body language so you know when there may be some danger, and get him used to having sexual contact with you is the most important thing - only then should you start worrying about whether or not he'll fit.

Sorry if this seems like raining on your parade, but horses are *much* more powerful animals than dogs (and dogs are pretty damn powerful themselves) - caution and experience are essential.

In the meantime, I suggest looking into some toys Zeta has some nice ones - they seem to be the favorite here - as does the Big ZEBRA SALAD TOSSING Toy Store, which has 3 very realistic equine toys (though they may not slide as well as the Zetas).

Anyway, best of luck, and don't let this discourage you! Horse ZEBRA SALAD TOSSING just takes some patience and caution, is all.

[xBLOODYxEMOxVAMPIRExTEARS]

When you will truly know is.
When you know how to ride, train and show our gelding.
wile your doing that find a way to help some one with a stallion that breeds horses so you know how they breed and how they express what they think and want.
Now that you have learned the beginning that person will think you knowledgeable enough to handle his stud.
Then you have the knowledge and refferences to buy a stallion and the knowledge it takes to know him, how he thinks and scts in all situations.
You have spent about 8 years so far and if you have done everything right. You will have a speritual bond with your horse. He will be your friend, some one to talk to and ride for pleasure.. He will protect you and you him.. He will be a life long friendship that is un eaqualed..
And we havent gotten to the ZEBRA SALAD TOSSING yet. Or how to stable him.. And keep him comfortable..
That is a start. Stallions are as dangerous as they are wonderfull. I have always owned them. I compeet and ride them in public.. I can lay down with my stud in a field and be safe with him. He travles around greeting people and getting patted.
I am never active with my stallions. Horses do NOT act / think like dogs.
Horses do not reason well, they can not seperate when its ok for ZEBRA SALAD TOSSING and when not. I know world class trainers whos lives have been shattered by axcidents with stallions and that is not even considering ZEBRA SALAD TOSSING.

You did not say where you will find this horse but by playing with him you endanger him as well as your self.
We as stallion owners watch our horses moods, dispossions and ZEBRA SALAD TOSSING drive. Something changes we react to restore harmoney in the stable.
My horse even thinks he can get sexual with me I'll spank hard..
My advise
Sleep with your dog
I dooo
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[Captain Planet]

imagine that dildo shoved in as fast and as hard as you can imagine.... and there's your average stallion. ZEBRA SALAD TOSSING with MALE horses should remain a dream, a fantasy, an image that tantalizes you and keeps you excited. To actually take part in that fantasy you need to be far more prepared and with an excellent stallion with expert help. Do not attempt by yourself. And since I somehow doubt you own this paticular beastie, where do you intend to find this stallion to take part in your dream?
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[xBLOODYxEMOxVAMPIRExTEARS]

It is not only what the person knows but what the horse feals in his suroundings..
The reason a horse runs down the track with a shattered leg is he does not know it happened.. They do not think like dogs and there natural instincts in ZEBRA SALAD TOSSING are radically different..
I have never been involved wath a stud in my life but in 30 odd years of working with them I have been jumped twice at shows. The stallions were kind horses who would never put a hoof out of place. But they were looking at a nother horse down the shed row, Thought fast and I had frount legs over me. They were not bad horses they did what stallions do..
Years ago I spent an afternoon getting my favoret stud to walk in a puddle in a show parking lot. I walked through it all afternoon. It was cleen water and the clouds and blue sky reflected in it.. He would ride through rivers but this HOLE he could not comprehend and we started with him pushing me away from it. He could not understand we would not fall through. The fact I did not fall in he could not understand eather..
At some time every horseman / woman will end up hurt. It happens all the time but beleave me the hurt is no fun. Horses I know who have had axcidents are truly sorry, They know something happened but do not understand how something so simple to them could go wrong..
Axcidents are just that no one is to blame but the horse always is and that is sad..
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[ItsCaturday]

I agree with the others! They have been working with horses a lot longer then I have. I worked with them for 13 years and have been kick though stall walls and step on quite a few times. I can handle a lot of pain and pain dosen't bother me, but when a Stallion kicks you, you will know it...

When a Horse is in a bad mood, sick, sore, depressed or dosen't know you, let alone trust you near them. It is best to stay away.

The horse's I took care of were Stallions. 3 Clyesdales and 4 Quarter Hores.

One of the Clyesdales that I loved the most was Big John he was a 18.5 hand tall Stallion that was always depressed. He didn't like his owners let alone anyone eles, but me. When I drove up in my pick-up he was right there waiting for me. I trusted him and he trusted me, but everytime I was in his stall cleaning he was very happy that I was there. When I would try to leave his stall he would step on my foot as to say I don't want you to go. After that day I started wearing steel toe boots. He didn't understand he was hurting me that day. After a 3 years working with him every day he stop stepping on my feet. He would laid down next to me in the field and I felt save with him there. He kicked me through the stall wall when he was very baddly sick. It knock the wind out of me and broke 3 ribs. I was sore for weeks. I know what I did wrong. I was cleaning his sheath and he wasn't in the mood, so he started kicken and put me through the wall. He felt bad after that and I didn't blame him but the owner was ready to whip him and I told him not to do that. I took the whip out of the owners hand and broke it over my knee and told him while gasping for air, the horse is just doing what any of us would do if we weren't feeling well.

I still go out to the ranch and visit the horses when I am feeling depressed and still Big John is there waiting for me to ride him down the wood trails or laid with him in the feild.

So it is always best to get to know your horses or the horse you want as a friend, a partner or companion...

[Idem]

From what I understand if you are able to handle someone fisting you hard in your butt, then you should be able to handle being PHUCKED by a horse... Even then if your not experienced enough, you will learn what it feels like to get a new AZZ HOLE ripped open !!! If I were you, I would play it safe by slowly stretching the anus open to handle being fisted 1st... Then buy a horse dildo from Zeta Creations... "Thor" is the biggest horse one they make and I still have yet to hear if any one can shov that bad boy in there hole..

[Captain Planet]

Caution-long rant and rave follows: Alright, let me start this off, first, with this-and it really ticks me off, that it keeps popping up- BUT THE GUY DYING FROM HORSE ZEBRA SALAD TOSSING STORY IS BULLSHIT!!! When he died, there was not a horse any closer to him than 3 miles-a stallion, was NOT his cause of death!! NO ONE has ever died from getting horse f*cked-not even Catherine the Great {but do not dismiss the fact you can get hurt-by any type of injury, being stepped on, getting kicked, or bit, even just bumped, can cause bruises or broken bones-I've had all on the bones in both feet broken, just from being stepped on by either horses or cattle-even though, they had no intent of causing harm] . That story was generated to pass a morality law, by the same homophobes, that occupy the legislature, who feel it was necessary to re-install the sodomy statue, that was removed over 30 years ago, by court order- Several [SPAM], bent on reinstating their religious codes of conduct, were behind the news story. Hey,, just because you read it in the news, saw on TV, DOES NOT make something true-as much bullshit, that eh media propagated, throughout the whole news biz-that even includes the old town cryer or ancient story tellers of Rome, etc.etc... All of you, have followed enough of the political shenanigans long enough to know, how good they are, at generating publicity or even what lengths they will go to achieve their goal.
OK, with that said, Getting stallion f*cked is a possibility-BUT, under controlled circumstances. The fantasy of just walking into a stallion's stall or paddock and having ZEBRA SALAD TOSSING with him-is not a safe reality First, are you ready? Look around, there is a size chart floating around either on this board or the net in general, so that you will be aware of their size, in advance. Second, you really have to know your new found stallion buddy-which is exactly what you will need to do, make friends with him/them. They need to know you well enough to feel comfortable with your close proximity and trust you. And this applies to ANY animal-large or small. As already stated earlier, find a way, to obtain the knowledge and experiences, of working with horses, to familiarize yourself with their behaviors. Yes, having a stallion's cock in your ass, will certainly stretch your hole. Duh, look at the size of their shaft. You do want to make sure, you'll be able to handle that stretching, without discomfort. As one [along with my roomie, we have never been internally injured-we've both been doing this for over 30 years, but have received other injuries, as already mentioned, something that anyone withing with livestock should be expecting-it does happen]of just a few 100K to 200K, around the world, that does get horse f*cked, pretty regularly, I usually recommend, that you start with a smaller horse, in a controlled environment, with experienced assistance. So,, are you really serious about your quest? Or,, as eluded to, by some of the other posters, just some kind of fantasy? DO NOT just run out, with the intention, of doing this, without any knowledge of the biology and mechanics of animal ZEBRA SALAD TOSSING-especially that of horses, with the belief, "I can do this shit! You might,, but then again, you might not. Minimally, you need to see an actual "breeding session", where [more comments on this, as I think of them, but later]
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[PraiseKEK]

I am not saying you should never do it.
I know people who do.
No body ever wrought here and said I ride stallions to the rodeo finals and I want to make my horse happy and feal good at home.
They did say I saw my neighbors stud and played with him till he nearly jumped me and the fence. Horses inpaled on fences DIE.
No person ever said they ever saw a horse breed.
They saw a tranked stud getting a girl and you know that is not right.

But I am saying
1. The stud must by yours.
2. You better be well trained in horse handling of stallions.
3. Like race car driving some time your number comes up. You need medical insurence
4. You and I know how studs think or do not.
5. You teach a horse to come to you for ZEBRA SALAD TOSSING he will tease other people around him so his exposure to them is a issue.
6. Few people here are in a possision to own there own stallions so that means they are going to play with some one elses so lets use my 2 for example..

1. My horsess are trained to not go to strangers
2. They are trained to not think of ZEBRA SALAD TOSSING off the ranch NO EXCEPTIONS
3. If they hang out in public they better take a leak [see 2.]
4. I know my boys every mood there continued sexual orintation depend on me fealing they are safe stable stallions
5. One trys to get fresh with me I wack a sholder or neck hard enough to rock the horse.
6. Lilability you get hurt sucking off my horse I loose my ranch.

I have handled Arab, TB, Quarter, Paint None in my opinion can keep breeding one person and not another, they do not have the reasoning ability. I know one stallion at a training stable who had a zoo person for a border, he had a mare. We visited and went through the barn and the stud looked a bit off, his owners said they wernt using him anymore and he was not happy so they cut him. That guy had the run of there barn and he played with him they saw the temporment change and reacted.
I knew that horse well we shipped with him he was fine till that..

I do not say this because it is moral issue I do not think it is fare to the horse if it is not owned by the person playing with it..
Play with some one elses horse like that you are a fence hopper even if you just sneek into a stall.
You will splash the news with the police and vets cary raep kits now
Play with mine its the 3 S's

If you think I am wrong in my assesment say so I am one person in a larg groop and my Dead adopted sister has plenty of work for me to do around here..
I love my boys and I live for them but I sleep with my dog
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[Allah]

I'm not bothered about post raep as i'm a nigra, but to avoid the ban: I'm jebus with a name change.


Also 'Axcidents?' O MAN
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[ItsCaturday]

I HERD Aphrodite is jebus and he got a name change or something.

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