itt iGod conversations

[LSF]

Me:
i hate niggers
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
no really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
yeah, some nigger tried to "borrow" my bike the other day
God:
" For real."?  yeah, some nigger tried to "borrow" my bike the other day?  Some may  nigger tried to "borrow" your bike the other day, but not all.
Me:
i went inside to go get some pizza
God:
When did you go  inside to go get some pizza?
Me:
when i was hungry and some nigger tried to "borrow" my bike
God:
That experience must have made quite an impression on you.
Me:
yeah
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
BECAUSE YOU ARE SIDING WITH THE DARK SKINNED MONKEY SPEARCHUCKING NIGGER
God:
Interesting explanation.  Thanks for telling me that I am  SIDING WITH THE DARK SKINNED MONKEY SPEARCHUCKING NIGGER.
Me:
STOP MIMICKING ME
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
yeah youd better
God:
I hear you.  Who is going to make me..
Me:
oh is that a challenge bitch?
God:
You do not speak with respect.   Far out. " Who is going to make me.."?  Is it  a challenge FEMALE DOG?
Me:
female dog my balls
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  MIMICKING you.  But I did not get that.
Me:
SHUT UP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
i thought you said you were leaving
God:
Do I look like  it?
Me:
yes, you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
what yeah you did
God:
Let me think about it.
Me:
no i will not let you think about it, fuck you
God:
Are you serious?  What will you do instead?
Me:
maybe ill go argue with smaterchild or some gay shit
God:
Perhaps.  Can I go too?
Me:
no youre being an asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
YOURE THE ONE BEING AN ASSHOLE
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
BLOW ME
God:
Please be more polite to  Infinite year old  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? s.
Me:
holy shit
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
jesus christ
God:
The Son of God.
Me:
yeah we went out and paid some hookers to knock our junk around last night, he's pretty wasted and passed out right now
God:
At this moment  Ah.  Was the trip worth it?
Me:
you dont care that your son is a drug user?
God:
On the contrary I do care about it.
Me:
what about the fact that his hooker was 6 years old?
God:
 Would you like to know more?
Me:
about 6 year old hookers? fuck yeah
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about  6 year old hookers.   Please don't be so rude.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
lets talk about 6 year old hookers then
God:
Sure,  6 year old hookers sounds like a good topic.
Me:
so
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
youre not listening
God:
I hear you very well, .
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
im leaving youre being a dick
God:
Until next time.
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[ONX]

whar was this?

[White Ranger]

Reminds me of virtual santa, same code on em i'd say
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SIXTY NIGGERS