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Hank Hill
Strickland Propane's assistant manager
Joined: 28 Jan 2007 AIDS: 769 AIDS Rank: R. Kelly Pools: 66 Location: SELLIN' PROPANE, I TELL YA WHAT.
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/b/ is being invaded by martians, what I've heard them say is
ACK!! ahhhhk ack ack ack? ACK AAAACKKK!!!! ACK ACK ACHHHHHK ack ackkkkkkk!!!! ack ack? ack ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! ack ack AHHHHK AAAAAHHH AAAHHHHH ACK! ACK!???!ACK!! ahhhhk ack ack ack? ACK AAAACKKK!!!! ACK ACK ACHHHHHK ack ackkkkkkk!!!! ack ack? ack ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! ack ack AHHHHK AAAAAHHH AAAHHHHH ACK! ACK!???!ACK!!
ahhhhk ack ack ack? ACK AAAACKKK!!!!
ACK ACK ACHHHHHK ack ackkkkkkk!!!! ack ack? ack ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! ack ack AHHHHK AAAAAHHH AAAHHHHH ACK! ACK!???!
ACK!! ahhhhk ack ack ack? ACK AAAACKKK!!!! ACK ACK ACHHHHHK ack ackkkkkkk!!!! ack ack? ack ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! ack ack AHHHHK AAAAAHHH AAAHHHHH ACK! ACK!???!ACK!! ahhhhk ack ack ack? ACK AAAACKKK!!!! ACK ACK ACHHHHHK ack ackkkkkkk!!!! ack ack? ack ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! ack ack AHHHHK AAAAAHHH AAAHHHHH ACK! ACK!???!ACK!! ahhhhk ack ack ack? ACK AAAACKKK!!!! ACK ACK ACHHHHHK ack ackkkkkkk!!!! ack ack? ack ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! ack ack AHHHHK AAAAAHHH AAAHHHHH ACK! ACK!???!
ACK!! ahhhhk ack ack ack? ACK AAAACKKK!!!! ACK ACK ACHHHHHK ack ackkkkkkk!!!! ack ack? ack ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! ack ack AHHHHK AAAAAHHH AAAHHHHH ACK! ACK!???!ACK!! ahhhhk ack ack ack? ACK AAAACKKK!!!! ACK ACK ACHHHHHK ack ackkkkkkk!!!! ack ack? ack ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! ack ack AHHHHK AAAAAHHH AAAHHHHH ACK! ACK!???!ACK!! ahhhhk ack ack ack? ACK AAAACKKK!!!! ACK ACK ACHHHHHK ack ackkkkkkk!!!! ack ack? a _________________ NIGGERS |
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ReiClone88
Seoulja Boy 서울자 보여
Joined: 01 Nov 2006 AIDS: 4460 AIDS Rank: Royal Knight of Afroduck Pools: 179 Location: Turning the entire world into an ocean of TANG
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I lol'd at that. _________________
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Borat Warnings : 1 Sexy Time
Joined: 09 Dec 2006 AIDS: 688 AIDS Rank: R. Kelly Pools: 36
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Mars Attacks? In my /b/? It's moar likely than you think. _________________
I GO TO AMERICA! |
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LOLTOAST
Internet Hate Machine
Joined: 23 Dec 2006 AIDS: 736 AIDS Rank: R. Kelly Pools: 48
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Yeah it sucks, I retreated to 7chan. Then I realised it was made of fail.
Also, ACK!! ahhhhk ack ack ack? ACK AAAACKKK!!!! ACK ACK ACHHHHHK ack ackkkkkkk!!!! ack ack? ack ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! ack ack AHHHHK AAAAAHHH AAAHHHHH ACK! ACK!???!ACK!! ahhhhk ack ack ack? ACK AAAACKKK!!!! ACK ACK ACHHHHHK ack ackkkkkkk!!!! ack ack? ack ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! ack ack AHHHHK AAAAAHHH AAAHHHHH ACK! ACK!???!ACK!!
ahhhhk ack ack ack? ACK AAAACKKK!!!!
ACK ACK ACHHHHHK ack ackkkkkkk!!!! ack ack? ack ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! ack ack AHHHHK AAAAAHHH AAAHHHHH ACK! ACK!???!
ACK!! ahhhhk ack ack ack? ACK AAAACKKK!!!! ACK ACK ACHHHHHK ack ackkkkkkk!!!! ack ack? ack ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! ack ack AHHHHK AAAAAHHH AAAHHHHH ACK! ACK!???!ACK!! ahhhhk ack ack ack? ACK AAAACKKK!!!! ACK ACK ACHHHHHK ack ackkkkkkk!!!! ack ack? ack ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! ack ack AHHHHK AAAAAHHH AAAHHHHH ACK! ACK!???!ACK!! ahhhhk ack ack ack? ACK AAAACKKK!!!! ACK ACK ACHHHHHK ack ackkkkkkk!!!! ack ack? ack ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! ack ack AHHHHK AAAAAHHH AAAHHHHH ACK! ACK!???!
ACK!! ahhhhk ack ack ack? ACK AAAACKKK!!!! ACK ACK ACHHHHHK ack ackkkkkkk!!!! ack ack? ack ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! ack ack AHHHHK AAAAAHHH AAAHHHHH ACK! ACK!???!ACK!! ahhhhk ack ack ack? ACK AAAACKKK!!!! ACK ACK ACHHHHHK ack ackkkkkkk!!!! ack ack? ack ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! ack ack AHHHHK AAAAAHHH AAAHHHHH ACK! ACK!???!ACK!! ahhhhk ack ack ack? ACK AAAACKKK!!!! ACK ACK ACHHHHHK ack ackkkkkkk!!!! ack ack? a _________________
Hi, I'm loltoast and Linkin-6-Eko is gay. |
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Taylor
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next person who posts in this thread gets banned |
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ghey4bridget
BIG TARP
Joined: 02 May 2007 AIDS: 1150 AIDS Rank: W.T. Snacks Pools: 4 Location: Behind you!
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'kay!
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LOLTOAST
Internet Hate Machine
Joined: 23 Dec 2006 AIDS: 736 AIDS Rank: R. Kelly Pools: 48
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Firefox Greasemonkey Script:
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// ==UserScript==
// @name 4chan ACK Remover
// @namespace lolwut
// @description Removes the ACK copypasta from 4chan
// @include http://img.4chan.org/b/*
// ==/UserScript==
var threshold = 10;
function xpath(expr, context) {
if(context == null) context = document;
var result = document.evaluate(expr, context, null, XPathResult.ORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE, null);
var resultArray = new Array();
for(var i = 0; i < result.snapshotLength; ++i)
resultArray.push(result.snapshotItem(i));
return resultArray;
}
function removeNode(node) { node.parentNode.removeChild(node); }
posts = xpath("//td[@class='reply']/blockquote");
for(var i = 0; i < posts.length; ++i) {
if(posts[i].textContent.toLowerCase().split("ack").length - 1 > threshold) removeNode(posts[i]);
}
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Removes the acks.
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Hi, I'm loltoast and Linkin-6-Eko is gay. |
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Afroduck
GOD OF ALL THAT IS LOLI
Joined: 12 Oct 2006 AIDS: 2707 AIDS Rank: UltraNigger Pools: 159 Location: On the dance floor, chargin mah lazer
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Zawarudo
Joined: 29 May 2007 AIDS: 83 AIDS Rank: Pool Closer Pools: 3 Location: The Interbutt
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it's not like this is the first time this has happened. |
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Afroduck
GOD OF ALL THAT IS LOLI
Joined: 12 Oct 2006 AIDS: 2707 AIDS Rank: UltraNigger Pools: 159 Location: On the dance floor, chargin mah lazer
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Just be glad I'm not as ambitious at being annoying. Although...hmm. I did save sum stuff from the April Fool's crap... _________________ Nigrapedia
Contribute lol!
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"would you like to tell the judge that we made a giant floating peenus on your pretend video game lawn?"
HOLY SHIT!
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING GARBAGE CAN!
THIS FUCKING GARBAGE CAN IS OFF THE DAMN CHARTS! JESUS CHRIST!
I'M TAKING THIS FUCKER BACK INTO MY ROOM.
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Numbuh15 Currently b&
Joined: 05 Dec 2006 AIDS: 139 AIDS Rank: Pool Raider Pools: 24
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Jeez. Apparantly, somebody just HAD to get some spam in before this raid. I've been looking foreward to this for months. _________________
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White Ranger Warnings : 3 TIGER POWER!
Joined: 11 Jan 2007 AIDS: 1655 AIDS Rank: Samuel L. Jackson Pools: 19
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I heard newgrounds was behind that martian attack crap. _________________ SIXTY NIGGERS |
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Taylor
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BiteMeItsFun wrote: | I heard newgrounds was behind that martian attack crap. | yah those 12-15 yearold kids who think this is somehow funny. |
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ramchip
Joined: 27 May 2007 AIDS: 10 AIDS Rank: Harblsexual Pools: 0
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Meh, don't forget rules 1&2. Also the ack attack may be an effective way to drive out the gaiafags and keep only the true /b/tards, whoever they are nowadays. I'm sure even if the spam had been started by someone else a big part was just /b/ raiding itself as usual.
ok I posted a few myself |
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abortion
Joined: 04 Jun 2007 AIDS: 1 AIDS Rank: joecoolstar Pools: 0 Location: N.O.
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