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Rick Santorum
R-Pennsylvania
Joined: 15 Nov 2006 AIDS: 1380 AIDS Rank: ELITE NIGGA Pools: 27 Location: United States Senate
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Might I sugest agin, a skul-gun for my head.
Yesterday in Batery Park, some scum we all know pushes smack for NSF gets jumpy and draws. I take 2 .22's, 1 in flesh, 1 in augs, befor i can get out that dam asalt gun.
If I could kil just by thought, it would be beter.
Is it my job to be a human target-practis backstop? _________________ Bitches don't know bout my hard Christian morals and anti-gay rights views.
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Borat Warnings : 1 Sexy Time
Joined: 09 Dec 2006 AIDS: 688 AIDS Rank: R. Kelly Pools: 36
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Can anyone translate that? _________________
I GO TO AMERICA! |
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Rick Santorum
R-Pennsylvania
Joined: 15 Nov 2006 AIDS: 1380 AIDS Rank: ELITE NIGGA Pools: 27 Location: United States Senate
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Greetings! It is so nice to talk to you again. But enough of the formalities. I do have a little problem, you see. May I, and if I may, I am very greatful, suggest a skull gun for my head.
You see, dear friend, yesterday I was enjoying a stroll in Battery Park. Even with the Gray Death looming it is still a nice place! Ha ha ha ha ha!
But I kid. Some ruffian we all know sell items of illegality, such as heroin and cocaine, gets frightened. And, in a spell of fear, pulls out a nine millimeter pistol!
So, unfortunately, I had to take 2 .22s, one an actual item, and another an augmentation, before I could manage to wrap my hand around the butt of a nondescript, although used often, assault gun. I do say, getting the assault gun was quite a pickle! Darn thing! Oh, but I shan't show my anger in an e-mail! Ho ho ho ho!
I do say, if I could destroy, which is to say kill, via telecoms of the brain, it would be much better, for both you, me, and my performance. Yes indeed. I don't wish to put blame on you, dear friend, but is it my job to be human target practice? _________________ Bitches don't know bout my hard Christian morals and anti-gay rights views.
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ghey4bridget
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Joined: 02 May 2007 AIDS: 1150 AIDS Rank: W.T. Snacks Pools: 4 Location: Behind you!
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Well, uh, if you can find someone who specializes in that type of surgery, go for it. It might be fatal on your end though. |
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Rick Santorum
R-Pennsylvania
Joined: 15 Nov 2006 AIDS: 1380 AIDS Rank: ELITE NIGGA Pools: 27 Location: United States Senate
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Ya'll need to lurk moar. _________________ Bitches don't know bout my hard Christian morals and anti-gay rights views.
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Deus Ex for the win, faggots. |
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NotCaptainCarnival Warnings : 3 GaiaFag
Joined: 21 May 2007 AIDS: 1673 AIDS Rank: Samuel L. Jackson Pools: 28 Location: In the kitchen, like I should be.
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The bumping of this thread has made me miss Rick all the more...
FUCK YOU SPAMBOTS. _________________
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PraiseKEK
Lulz Overwatch Administration
Joined: 10 Oct 2006 AIDS: 3636 AIDS Rank: I closed MOD-Cleo's pool Pools: 357 Location: Hamburger Hill, Vietnam.
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Captain Planet
Taking Furfags Down to Zero
Joined: 12 Oct 2006 AIDS: 4453 AIDS Rank: Royal Knight of Afroduck Pools: 184
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Not Captaincarnival wrote: | The bumping of this thread has made me miss Rick all the more...
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo YOU SPAMBOTS. |
The jews got him.
Those motherfucking jews got Rick.
WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE HIM!! WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN LONESOVIET THAT THE JEWS HAD TAKEN! _________________
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your a monster fucking huge black throbbing cock. |
I AM A CLOSET WEEABOO
YES INDEEDY I AM
OK NIGGER THIS SHIT IS ON |
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White Ranger Warnings : 3 TIGER POWER!
Joined: 11 Jan 2007 AIDS: 1655 AIDS Rank: Samuel L. Jackson Pools: 19
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Hey Rick.
Laputan machine! _________________ SIXTY NIGGERS |
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nsb971
Joined: 11 Aug 2007 AIDS: 67 AIDS Rank: DESU Pools: 20
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White Ranger wrote: | Hey Rick.
Laputan machine! |
I AM NOT A MACHINE!
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in a Frogs chateau _________________ ITS PWNAGE TIME |
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