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xBLOODYxEMOxVAMPIRExTEARS
EDWARD CULLEN'S WIFEY
Joined: 29 Oct 2006
AIDS: 3543
AIDS Rank: I closed MOD-Cleo's pool
Pools: 227
Location: snuggling with edward cullen
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I think I'm pregnant.
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| Quote: | | I feel it in me... it's turning me into... a vampire... |
I love the cock, please firmly place your hot throbbing cock into my rectum and slide it in and out until you ejaculate into my butthole.
FurNation FTW!!
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crunkzilla
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
AIDS: 264
AIDS Rank: AIDS Control Team Leader
Pools: 9
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d-  -b |
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Firingmehlazer
Nigra Lazer Squad
Joined: 28 Jan 2007
AIDS: 1230
AIDS Rank: W.T. Snacks
Pools: 12
Location: ????
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So you're Rei's cousin/w?fe
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xBLOODYxEMOxVAMPIRExTEARS
EDWARD CULLEN'S WIFEY
Joined: 29 Oct 2006
AIDS: 3543
AIDS Rank: I closed MOD-Cleo's pool
Pools: 227
Location: snuggling with edward cullen
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lol yeah
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| Quote: | | I feel it in me... it's turning me into... a vampire... |
I love the cock, please firmly place your hot throbbing cock into my rectum and slide it in and out until you ejaculate into my butthole.
FurNation FTW!!
CURRENT RULER OF THE MATORAN UNIVERSE |
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ReiClone88
Seoulja Boy 서울자 보여
Joined: 01 Nov 2006
AIDS: 4460
AIDS Rank: Royal Knight of Afroduck
Pools: 179
Location: Turning the entire world into an ocean of TANG
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WTF! I thought you were 18! 
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Captain Planet
Taking Furfags Down to Zero
Joined: 12 Oct 2006
AIDS: 4453
AIDS Rank: Royal Knight of Afroduck
Pools: 184
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In B4 Falcon Punch
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your a monster fucking huge black throbbing cock. |
I AM A CLOSET WEEABOO
YES INDEEDY I AM
OK NIGGER THIS SHIT IS ON |
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LulzAttack
Joined: 30 May 2007
AIDS: 36
AIDS Rank: DSFARGEG
Pools: 1
Location: America's penis (Florida)
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That's what happens when you screw your cousin.  |
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ReiClone88
Seoulja Boy 서울자 보여
Joined: 01 Nov 2006
AIDS: 4460
AIDS Rank: Royal Knight of Afroduck
Pools: 179
Location: Turning the entire world into an ocean of TANG
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My Dead adopted sister of mine wanted to come over tonight to talk; apparently things went bad with that other guy, and she hinted at wanting to get back together.
So, I've attained some cyanide pills a while back when I was contemplating suicide. Never could muster the balls to go through with it, so I have this bottle of cyanide pills sitting in my cabinet.
We were talking, drinking, and she said she had a headache. I was slightly drunk, so when I went to get her some tylenol, I accidentally grabbed the cyanide bottle instead.
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It was fast, and it wasn't pretty, and... despite everything she did to me in the past... I'd like to believe there was no pain...
...This all happened a few hours ago. I'm gathered now; and /b/, I come to you for help. I need to ditch the body.
I live in a studio appartment in Chesapeake. It would be a little hard to drag a body out to my car and dump it in lake Merrimac without being spotted, and I don't have any cement either, so she'd be a floater. Plus her friends knew she was headed to my place tonight, and she called one of them from my cell phone to check a few things, so there goes my alibi when someone finds the body and it's all traced back to me.
/b/, HOW THE FUCK DO I GET RID OF THE BODY. PLEASE. FUCKING. HELP. ME.
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NotCaptainCarnival
Warnings : 3
GaiaFag
Joined: 21 May 2007
AIDS: 1673
AIDS Rank: Samuel L. Jackson
Pools: 28
Location: In the kitchen, like I should be.
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| ReiClone88 wrote: | My cousin of mine wanted to come over tonight to talk; apparently things went bad with that other guy, and she hinted at wanting to get back together.
So, I've attained some cyanide pills a while back when I was contemplating suicide. Never could muster the balls to go through with it, so I have this bottle of cyanide pills sitting in my cabinet.
We were talking, drinking, and she said she had a headache. I was slightly drunk, so when I went to get her some tylenol, I accidentally grabbed the cyanide bottle instead.
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It was fast, and it wasn't pretty, and... despite everything she did to me in the past... I'd like to believe there was no pain...
...This all happened a few hours ago. I'm gathered now; and /b/, I come to you for help. I need to ditch the body.
I live in a studio appartment in Chesapeake. It would be a little hard to drag a body out to my car and dump it in lake Merrimac without being spotted, and I don't have any cement either, so she'd be a floater. Plus her friends knew she was headed to my place tonight, and she called one of them from my cell phone to check a few things, so there goes my alibi when someone finds the body and it's all traced back to me.
/b/, HOW THE Jack Bauer DO I GET RID OF THE BODY. PLEASE. FUCKING. HELP. ME. |
Put her in the bath-tub and drop a toaster in. Then wipe all prints off bottle, and place it in her hand.
Should work.
For added fun, make some balloon animals and paint her face!
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Boink
Warnings : 1
Joined: 29 Oct 2006
AIDS: 111
AIDS Rank: Pool Raider
Pools: 9
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| ReiClone88 wrote: | My cousin of mine wanted to come over tonight to talk; apparently things went bad with that other guy, and she hinted at wanting to get back together.
So, I've attained some cyanide pills a while back when I was contemplating suicide. Never could muster the balls to go through with it, so I have this bottle of cyanide pills sitting in my cabinet.
We were talking, drinking, and she said she had a headache. I was slightly drunk, so when I went to get her some tylenol, I accidentally grabbed the cyanide bottle instead.
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It was fast, and it wasn't pretty, and... despite everything she did to me in the past... I'd like to believe there was no pain...
...This all happened a few hours ago. I'm gathered now; and /b/, I come to you for help. I need to ditch the body.
I live in a studio appartment in Chesapeake. It would be a little hard to drag a body out to my car and dump it in lake Merrimac without being spotted, and I don't have any cement either, so she'd be a floater. Plus her friends knew she was headed to my place tonight, and she called one of them from my cell phone to check a few things, so there goes my alibi when someone finds the body and it's all traced back to me.
/b/, HOW THE Jack Bauer DO I GET RID OF THE BODY. PLEASE. FUCKING. HELP. ME. |
This is what alcohol fucking does to you. Maybe if you told the truth, you'd just get manslaughter, and they'd ban alcohol in your area. I dunno.
EDIT: This is making for delicious copypasta. And by the by, fuck is fucking your mother.
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IF U SEE DA MODS...WARNA /b/ROTHA |
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Rick Santorum
R-Pennsylvania
Joined: 15 Nov 2006
AIDS: 1380
AIDS Rank: ELITE NIGGA
Pools: 27
Location: United States Senate
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| Boink wrote: | | ReiClone88 wrote: | My cousin of mine wanted to come over tonight to talk; apparently things went bad with that other guy, and she hinted at wanting to get back together.
So, I've attained some cyanide pills a while back when I was contemplating suicide. Never could muster the balls to go through with it, so I have this bottle of cyanide pills sitting in my cabinet.
We were talking, drinking, and she said she had a headache. I was slightly drunk, so when I went to get her some tylenol, I accidentally grabbed the cyanide bottle instead.
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It was fast, and it wasn't pretty, and... despite everything she did to me in the past... I'd like to believe there was no pain...
...This all happened a few hours ago. I'm gathered now; and /b/, I come to you for help. I need to ditch the body.
I live in a studio appartment in Chesapeake. It would be a little hard to drag a body out to my car and dump it in lake Merrimac without being spotted, and I don't have any cement either, so she'd be a floater. Plus her friends knew she was headed to my place tonight, and she called one of them from my cell phone to check a few things, so there goes my alibi when someone finds the body and it's all traced back to me.
/b/, HOW THE Jack Bauer DO I GET RID OF THE BODY. PLEASE. FUCKING. HELP. ME. |
This is what alcohol fucking does to you. Maybe if you told the truth, you'd just get manslaughter, and they'd ban alcohol in your area. I dunno.
EDIT: This is making for delicious copypasta. And by the by, Jack Bauer is fucking your mother. |
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Bitches don't know bout my hard Christian morals and anti-gay rights views.
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ghey4bridget
BIG TARP
Joined: 02 May 2007
AIDS: 1150
AIDS Rank: W.T. Snacks
Pools: 4
Location: Behind you!
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| Jack Bauer wrote: | | Boink wrote: | | ReiClone88 wrote: | My cousin of mine wanted to come over tonight to talk; apparently things went bad with that other guy, and she hinted at wanting to get back together.
So, I've attained some cyanide pills a while back when I was contemplating suicide. Never could muster the balls to go through with it, so I have this bottle of cyanide pills sitting in my cabinet.
We were talking, drinking, and she said she had a headache. I was slightly drunk, so when I went to get her some tylenol, I accidentally grabbed the cyanide bottle instead.
...
It was fast, and it wasn't pretty, and... despite everything she did to me in the past... I'd like to believe there was no pain...
...This all happened a few hours ago. I'm gathered now; and /b/, I come to you for help. I need to ditch the body.
I live in a studio appartment in Chesapeake. It would be a little hard to drag a body out to my car and dump it in lake Merrimac without being spotted, and I don't have any cement either, so she'd be a floater. Plus her friends knew she was headed to my place tonight, and she called one of them from my cell phone to check a few things, so there goes my alibi when someone finds the body and it's all traced back to me.
/b/, HOW THE Jack Bauer DO I GET RID OF THE BODY. PLEASE. FUCKING. HELP. ME. |
This is what alcohol fucking does to you. Maybe if you told the truth, you'd just get manslaughter, and they'd ban alcohol in your area. I dunno.
EDIT: This is making for delicious copypasta. And by the by, Jack Bauer is fucking your mother. |
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Well, for the record; that was a pretty good word filter. I lol'd many a time at it. |
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