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**Bear Grylls** · Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:40 pm AIDS subject: Better Harry Potter Ending

I take no credits, came from someone I know. I'm just fucking bored, so I am posting it. Provided some lulz.

HOW HARRY POTTER SRSLY SHOULD HAVE ENDED:

Voldemort and Harry are now staring eachother down, wands at the ready. Neither of them wants to make a move, both unsure of when to strike. "You're magical skills are nowhere near my own Potter, you can't win!" Voldemort taunts, his snake like tongue flicking out of his mouth. A sneer comes across Harry's face, "You're right Tom, you're vastly more superior then I, but there's one thing i can do that you can't." he snickered.

Voldemort cackled in the back of his throat, "And what's that potter? Love? Don't be a fool, love won't save you this time!!!" he hissed ferociously. Harry snickered again, "No.....I CAN DIVIDE BY ZERO!!!" he shouted, then waved his wand, "DIVIDICUS ZEROUS!!!" he shouted as loud as he could. A dark purple beam erupts from the tip of Harry's wand and heads for Voldemort.

A time space rift opens up in front of Voldemort and begins to suck him in, "OH SHI" are the only audible words anyone can hear before he is ripped into millions of pieces. Although something happened then that Harry did not foresee. The rift begins to grow bigger, tearing a hole in the cieling of Hogwarts. Students, teachers, house elves, and everyone else there start to get sucked up into the time rift. Even Harry's good friend Ron is sucked into the rift, never to be seen or heard from again. Only Harry and a few others are able to make it out of Hogwarts alive.

A week later, Harry finds out that his division by zero cause London to collapse into the earth, killing millions. After finding out that Harry was the cause, the ministry arrests Potter and sends him to Azkaban, where he would be executed. Harry is laced into a large steel chamber, and four dementors are sent in. They each have a piece of paper and a pencil in their hands. They each write something down, then drift over to Harry, and hand him the pieces of paper. Harry's hands are shaking, he doesn't want to read whats on the paper. "Read it Potter!" one of the orison guards shouts. Harry's eyes slowly find there way down to the paper, and his eyes widen at hwat is written down.

"INFINITY........DIVIDED BY........ZERO......OH SHI" and within the blink of an eye, Harry spontaneously combusts into thin air.

THE END

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