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**Borat** · Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:38 am AIDS subject: FUCK

Guys, I have some shit to confess.

Well, I've been hanging out with a friend who's a girl since I was in 7th grade. Her name is Haley Bender. We met in gym on the day she was new to my school. She was on my team for basketball. Ever since then we would hang out either at the mall, her house, or my house. Well, I've been spending this whole week at her house, browsing the internet, going out to places and so forth.

Well, on to the point. Today, we were messing around a lot in her kitchen, letting her giggle at everything we talk about, and all of a sudden, we just sort of fell in love right there, and kissed for about 5 minutes. We had never realized until now that we loved each other. And so about a few hours ago, I was browsing her house because I was bored (Haley had been asleep since 1) and I just found out through her family tree book she is FUCKING JEWISH! All of this time, I thought she was Christian or Athiest or whatever. Not once did she even hint of anything Jewish about her. Her house doesn't even have Jew designs.

Guys, what do I do? There is a demon sleeping in the bed next to me, and I was thinking of just leaving right now.
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I GO TO AMERICA!

**NOUSeaking** · Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:51 am AIDS subject:

Leave a $20 to distract her long enough for you to run away. Hurry before she tries to deceive you into producing a jew egg!
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**ghey4bridget** · Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:58 am AIDS subject:

Now just hold on a minute. How long ago in her family was the jew introduced? Is it a minor crossbreeding at least 100 years ago? Or is her family from Israel and were immigrants during the 1920's or something like that?

Cuz you may be in luck and she may have too little in her for it to do any damage to any offspring she may have. If you couldn't tell except by a family tree than you're probably safe. But be forewarned, her parents may still have it. Proceed with extreme caution.

**Borat** · Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:04 am AIDS subject:

If it's like that, then I'll just bring bug spray each time to just be safe. I don't think she has all that much Jewish in her, she has no long nose, pale, and of Irish descent.
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I GO TO AMERICA!

**Firingmehlazer** · Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:47 am AIDS subject:

**Borat** · Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:16 pm AIDS subject:

**Firingmehlazer** · Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:19 pm AIDS subject:

**magnetofdeath** · Joined: 12 Jul 2007 AIDS: 34 AIDS Rank: DSFARGEG Pools: 4

I recommend getting some gypsie tears.

**NOUSeaking** · Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:29 pm AIDS subject:

Gypsy tears won't help you with a father jew, what you need is a pet bear.

**crunkzilla** · Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:43 pm AIDS subject:

continue winning over their trust while building a gas chamber at your house. dress up the chamber to look like a dining room then invite her and her family to dinner. once theyre having dinner, say you have to goto the bathroom. when you leave, START THE GAS.

**Firingmehlazer** · Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 5:32 pm AIDS subject:

**xBLOODYxEMOxVAMPIRExTEARS** · Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 5:35 pm AIDS subject:

**ghey4bridget** · Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:21 pm AIDS subject:

**ReiClone88** · Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:27 am AIDS subject:

Dump her for your underage little sister. She'll one day when she's legal become #4 prostitute in all of Kazzackstan.
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**Bucket-head** · Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:11 am AIDS subject:

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