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**Frank** · Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:33 pm AIDS subject: The Creepy Guy At Work...

We all have on. I'm just lucky enough that the guy works in my department. Literally right next to me, actually. Every day is a new adventure with this guy.

For starters, one day I just happen to glance over, and he's got his iPod in, and I swear to god, he was interpretive dancing. I mean, his arms were moving, he was twisting and bending, got out of his seat. It was hysterical.

So where do you all work, and what crazy storys of co-workers do you have?
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**LSF** · Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:57 am AIDS subject:

theres some fat chick that works in the deli with me and i swear to god she's like 4 feet tall and looks exactly like dogmongler

plus she's always calling in sick and its a pain in the ass to pick up a shift after her because she never does the dishes. so i get there and i have no salad spoons, the sink is full of dishes, and all the knives are usually in stupid places like in cupboards or under the meat cutter or something
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**crunkzilla** · Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:54 am AIDS subject:

Theres been two so far. i work in the produce department, and this one guy would come out with every fruit and vegetable imaginable on his truck, then stare, JUST FUCKING STARE. Then, im on break and just minding my own business, turn around and HES FUCKING STARING AT ME AGAIN. Thank jesus he quit.

The guy i work with now is just schizo. He talks about how every munchie run is a mission for god and how the police pretended to like him only to put him in the asylum.

**Sodaz** · Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:15 am AIDS subject:

I work as professional zombie hunter, pretty good job. Except I got this one guy that uses this loud ass shot gun, He gets up right next to me and fires it off into what ever zombie we're fighting's head. Hurts my ear so much. I swear he does for the lulz.
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**Borat** · Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:35 am AIDS subject:

Every time I deliver a pizza, I always introduce myself with, "Jagshemash! My name-a Borat. That will be $$ US Dollars... Cheinquieh." and since I lost my original name tag, I just /r/ a new one that said, "BORAT"
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**Captain Planet** · Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:37 am AIDS subject:

Well just the other day on the boat Im a captain on for bay fishing trips for tourists, I was trying to tie onto a post so we could drift and fish there, and I pulled the boat up close to it, but I missed it.
My deckhand, being the dumbass that he is, instead of waiting for me to pull the boat back around and try it again, decides he is gonna jump in the water with the rope in hand, and tie it up.
Shit head leaps into the water without giving me any warning, and I nearly ran him over, and when he jumped he forgot the rope to tie the boat up with.
So we spent more time trying to get his sorry ass back on the boat and tieing itup, rather than him just staying on the boat where it was dry, and just tie it up like normal.
We had some pissed off customers over that, and the idiot no longer deckhands for me.
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**JoeyBishop** · Joined: 12 Jul 2007 AIDS: 5 AIDS Rank: Orochi Pools: 0

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**NotCaptainCarnival** · Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:14 am AIDS subject:

**Asshat** · Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:41 am AIDS subject:

Our manager lets us eat the food at the store for free. It's a rip-off store of KFC called Red Rooster. Free fried chickenz for me.

**Allah** · Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:08 am AIDS subject:

In an office I usedd to werk in. Some old woman (weirdo) had a argument, with some guy, then she said she was going to kill him, and got sacked. Then everyday she'd ring up the department and ask to speak with me (she seemed to like me for some reason.)
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**xBLOODYxEMOxVAMPIRExTEARS** · Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:21 pm AIDS subject:

I hate it when my assistants go and kidnap someone when they haven't said my name. Is a bitch to get the back.
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**Frank** · Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:21 pm AIDS subject:

**LSF** · Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:15 am AIDS subject:

i was just chatting with a guy in seafood who is a fucking blast to be around with, and he was telling me about the kid who works in seafood with him (our departments are right next to each other), and apparently he just sometimes stabs the eyes out of the lobsters and squeezes the juice out of them. Also he plays with the plastic fruits on the edge of the shelves and he even found bite marks in them once.
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**Captain Planet** · Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:49 am AIDS subject:

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