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**Sodaz** · Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:44 pm AIDS subject: I hate white people.

Alright so my mom calls me up and asks me to come help at some bake sale she and two other teachers are having to raise money for something with sports at the school she works at. So like the good natured son I am I go down to my old town and help my Mom(Lol parents never moved).
Anyway we go down to this park, apparently theres some big celebration every year for the town. It's boring as hell, I sit there and watch all these other people having fun and dancing, thinking "Shit man, That could be me grinding with some random black chick." So I have to sit there and sell all this food to fat little ugly kids and its all hot out(The teachers that were running this ran off somewhere). Then finally THE HOTTEST girl I have ever seen comes walking over to the stand. Perfect ass, Perfects body, perfect sized tits, straight black hair with red streaks, These low cut jean shorts and this tight purple tank top.
She comes up to the table and is like "Heeey" With this cute little voice that would make anyone want to raep her on the spot. Then she's like "So whatcha selling over here?"
I'm like "Cupcakes, cookies brownies-"
"Oooh I want a big brownie" She says cutting me off.
"Well I think I know where I could get a big brownie." I said, Releasing I probably shouldn't have later. Either way we both laugh. Then she's like
"You know, It's nice to see a guy my age here that's actually cute."
At this point I'm like "DIS NIGGUH HUR STRUK GOLD."
Well we talk/flirt for a few minutes. No little kids came up and interrupted us or my Mom, Shit was going fine. So I'm about to give this girl my number when suddenly-this skinny pale white guy comes walking up. He's wearing black pants and a white colored shirt thats tucked in and pretty much looking like that nerdy kid in high school no one liked. I'm thinking like man this guys about to interrupt me when I'm getting my game on. Well he comes up and puts his arm around this hot ass girl's waist. They turn and kiss each other and I'm like Hell no.
He says"So whatcha doing over here?"In this real light kinda nerdy voice.
She's like "I was just about to get a cupcake." So the guy buys a cupcake for her, I hand it to her, they walk off, and he puts his hand on her ass.

Suicide

tl;dr-WITE PPLZ DUN STOLED MY WIMMINZ
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**ReiClone88** · Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:58 pm AIDS subject:

Oh lawd. That reminds me of the time a few years ago I saw a hot teenage chick kissing a chubby bearded old guy. mega owned

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**ghey4bridget** · Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:09 am AIDS subject:

Now that's just wrong.

Also, copypasta get?

**ReiClone88** · Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:36 am AIDS subject:

Have your parents adopt a foreign Rei's Dead adopted sister, maybe several years later while you're babysitting her while your parents are away on a business trip you'll score and get her pregnant.
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**Tom Anderson** · Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:58 am AIDS subject:

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**xBLOODYxEMOxVAMPIRExTEARS** · Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:47 pm AIDS subject:

**travisb** · Guest

/r/ comic + plus rule 34 of white kid and perfect woman

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