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**NotCaptainCarnival**

So today, epic shit happened in school.

We were sitting in our advisory periods today, and it was like the last five minutes of 'class'. All of a sudden, this announcement comes on the intercom for all students to stay in their classrooms. So naturally, we all go to our next classes.

I get to mine, and the announcement comes on again, telling everyone to get into a classroom and stay there until further notice. Well, being the fucking retards they are, the people in charge of the bells didn't make them stop. So, the bell rang like five more times within a few minutes, and after each one, they were all like disregard that, we suck cocks, and shit like that.

So, in the next few minutes, another announcement, and it's the principal. He's saying that there was a medical emergency involving a student.
So we all initially thought he was shanked.

Time passes, we're all wondering if someone died.
Etc.

So then, after a time, everyone is allowed to go to their next class. So like, of course nobody is on topic, and the rest of the day, we just did nothing in the rest of our classes. That;s not the point though.

Come to find out, it was 'Gangsta Keith', some stupid Junior who thinks he's hot shit. When I found that out, I lol'd fucking hard.
Then we found out what happened. He put his hand through a window because he was arguing with a black chick.

I think it involved crayons too. He said something about a black crayon, and the black girl was like, 'that's racist'. But of course, the both of em were friends, whatever. Maybe she was just bitchy or whatever. She kinda playfully pushed him, but them punched him in the face. I heard it was like a really good punch too. So he, instead of putting her in her place, punched through a window in the room, severing a major arteries in like three places. Think of a fire hose, but on a smaller scale, and that was his arm. Apparently, heug puddles of blood were everywhere.

He went into shock, started seizing, and almost died while one of the assistant principals(the lesbian, lulz) tried to stop the bleeding by tying her belt around the wound.

It was pretty epic. I guess he won't be getting his hat back any-time soon(Something that happened in Algebra 2, will tell if there is an interest to know).

tl;dr
Some kid put his hand through a window and almost died.
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**Tom Anderson** · Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 3:37 am AIDS subject:

Wigga Please

what a fucking retard
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Nigga Bah Nigga Mah Nigga, NIGGA!

**Captain Planet** · Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 3:43 am AIDS subject:

Pics or it didn't happen
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**ReiClone88** · Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 4:10 am AIDS subject:

/r/ backstory on the missing hat.

Also, lol @ wigga.
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**White Ranger** · Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 5:39 am AIDS subject:

Wigga used fail attack!
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SIXTY NIGGERS

**xBLOODYxEMOxVAMPIRExTEARS** · Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 1:19 pm AIDS subject:

**Anon4Mudkips** · Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 1:24 pm AIDS subject:

God i fucking hate people like that, just because you listen to rap and wear your hat sideways does not make you "gangster", your white, and your parents are fucking doctors, you dont live in the ghetto, you have a two-car fucking garage. Just because you have an empty shit of a life where everything is given to you doesnt mean you have to act like you actually went through some hardship

tl;dr I FUCKING HATE WIGGERS
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