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[Rev. Happy Negro]

IF YOU MAKE ME A DJ.

I ALSO SWALLOW.
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[barosjn]

He could be bleeding because he was somehow born with a vagina...

...or he could just be some emo kid who wants to bleed it out, diggin' deeper just to throw it away.  
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[Tom Anderson]

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[ReiClone88]

Find the secret message in this flood, and I'll give you the information Rev. Happy Negro:

The pup lay down at her Master feet,
looked around then placed her head on to
her paws and closed her eyes so she could
listen to the sounds in the room.
She could hear him turning the pages in the newspaper,
he coughed making her jump slightly she then
replaced her head onto her hands.
Silence fell once more.
Listening to his breathing,
she closed her eyes as she tried to relax unsure
what the day ahead would bring.
Her Master lowered his hand and patted her head
and her eyes gazed up
and a smile came across her face.
He folded the paper and picked up his cup of tea,
brought it to his mouth and supped it gently.
He then placed the cup back down but
before doing so,
he then poured some tea into the china saucer.
Then placing the empty cup back onto the table
he looked down at his pup.
He gently spoke,
"Come here pup I have a treat for you."
She got up and sat beside his feet.
She then looked up. He grinned.
"What does my pup want?" he asked.
She barked and looked to the table.
"Do you want this, my pup?"
Lifting up the newspaper pup smiles
and nuzzled her self back into his legs
moving her butt from side to side.
Pawing him to try and get his attention.
She looked and shook her head from side to side.
He patted her again and then lifted the saucer
from the table to the floor placing it not too far from pup.
Pup sat and looked, licking her lips,
she knew what she wanted.
She sniffed it but she knew that what was on the
saucer she would have to wait for until
she heard her Masters command that would allow
her to start.
All of a sudden she heard the sharp click
of his fingers and she then lowered her head
toward the saucer, her tongue slowly poking out
and then begins to lap at the tepid tea.
When the tea had been finished she licked
the saucer dry and then sat in her position
when her Master patted her head.
"Was that nice my pup?" he asked.
She went over and kissed his hand to say
she was thankful for what he had allowed her to drink.
He then got up and walked to the door and
as he got towards the door he clicked his fingers
twice so she would follow him.
She bounded after him and
followed him into the kitchen.
Her eyes looked around and he pointed for her
to go and use the tray which was
in the corner of the kitchen.
The pup went over and spreading her legs
over the tray she began to pee.
When she had finished she barked and her Master
clicked his fingers for her to follow.
He went to the kitchen side and opened a cupboard
and lifted down a tin of food.
She leaned her head to one side to try and see
what he was doing.
"Hungry pup?" he asked.
She barked loudly and started to move from
side to side on her front paws.
As she was doing that he opened the tin and put
some of the food into her dish and then went
and got a few biscuits and sprinkled them on top.
He lowered the bowl to the floor and pup
looked at the bowl but waited.
He went back into the breakfast room and
reappeared with his plate,
cup and saucer which he placed onto
the drainage board by the sink.
He then clicked his fingers four times and pup
went straight to her bowl.
She lowered her head and with her tongue
and managed to lick up the meat so she could
chew it in her mouth.
She still felt sick when she ate the meat,
the smell of it went up her nostril and her tummy
turned but she was so hungry she ate it.
"Now pup am off to work now get into your cage."
She looked at the cage which she hated but
knew it was no good to whimper as
he would spank her.
The cage was his home made device that
stood of the ground slightly with a tray underneath
that caught her uriine or shlt.
She looked at her Master and crawled into the
cage backwards pushing the buttt plug in to her
tight arse she squeaked as it went into her arse.
Once it was inserted he then placed a pole
which he had attached in place above her thighs
as she bends across the pole,
then he placed another pole
and fixed it under her arms.
This was to stop her form playing with herself
and also to stop her from lying down.
He patted her head and told her to open
her mouth he then placed a specially made gag into it.
It had a tube that fed her some kind of liquid at
regular times she hadn't discovered what it was but
she had no option other then to swallow when it came.
He then fixed her ankles and wrists to
each of the corners of her cage.
Once they where secured to his satisfaction
his hands then felt her tender breaasts,
nipping and tugging on her nippples,
she moaned as he did that.
When he had finished playing with them he then
fixed some chains to her rings so if she moved they
would tug the rings that were dangling from her nippples.
He then went and felt her cliit and she
moaned with excitement as he brushed his
finger over her cliit.
She tried to move, pushing her self more on to
his fingers as though she was begging for him to
end the teasing and to let her cuum.
He moved his fingers and then quickly
slapped her butt and said "bad pup bad,
I will deal with this when I get home.
How dare you try and please yourself when
I am touching you, my slutttish pup."
Fear welled in her for she knew what happened
last time he said that to her.
She whimpered slightly.
"There my pup" as he patted her head,
" Now Master has to go to work and he will see you
in a little while, be good and when
I get home we will go for a walk after
I have dealt with you, my little sluut pup."
He then closed the door to the cage and locks it.
She looks at him and tries to whimpers to
show that she will miss him.
He poked his fingers into the cage and rubbed
her ear and whispered into it.
"I will be home soon little pup and don't do anything
I wouldn't do."
He laughed and then walked to the door.
She looked around and fidgeted until she
could get herself into a more comfortable position
but she knew her day would be a long one in her cage.
She looked through the bars and whimpered
slightly as she felt the buttt plug move as
she wriggled it. Her anaal area still felt tender
as her Master had buggered her hard the night before.
She moaned but she knew no one would hear her.
A sighed escaped from her lips as she tried to relax
as much as she could in the position
she was being held firmly in.
She couldn't understand why he kept her this way.
She had promised she wouldn't run away.
The machine suddenly bleeped and a little of
the mixture came into her mouth she swallowed it
and pulled a face.
It was bitter but it was refreshing.
The wooden bars that he had placed
were starting to push in to her flesh and she
tried once more to take the weight off them but there
was not much free space in her cage.
When she raised herself up the chains
on her nippples pulled.
She was getting very frustrated and a tear rolled
down her face, she prayed that the time would
go quickly as she closed her eyes.
When she woke up she noticed that the room
was getting dark, she didn't know how long
she had dozed off for,
but she knew her Master would be home soon.
She moved slightly.
Then she heard the front door open and
some movement in the hallway before he
came into the kitchen.
He walked over to the kettle and filled it up
and then placed it on the stove to boil.
He then walked over to pup and
unlocking the door he asked her if she had,
had a good day?
She tried moving but her body had become stiff
being in one position.
He undid the gag and also the wrist,
ankle and nippples restraints.
He slowly moved the poles out and she winced
as he did so.
He then told the pup to go to the litter tray
and expel her self.
She crawled out slowly and then went to her tray.
Making sure it was between her legs
she allowed her uriine to flow freely.
He sat down in a chair to watch her.
"Now my pup, I have been giving some thought
to this morning and because of this I have
decided that I need to teach you some self restraint.
To do that I have been to see a friend of mine
and had some things made for you so that you
will learn that you are here to please me
and not yourself."
He got up from the chair and
went into the hall way and came back with
a box and a bag and placed it on the table.
Pup was still over her litter tray as she had not
been told to move.
She looked at what he had just brought in,
her eyes widened and her mouth dropped.
She looked to the door and he noticed
and closed it tightly.
She lowered her head.
"Come here pup," she crawled slowly over to him.
He lifted out of the box a leather belt,
then a new larger buttt plug and dilldo which
he fixed to the belt.
He then also fixed some cables into it and
attached a small box to it.
He told her to open her legs.
As he pushed the new butt plug in she yelped in pain.
Then placing the dilldo in he then fixed it tightly
into place by threading the looped end of the
middle band to the belt,
then tightening up the belt around her waist.
He then told her to crawl around the room.
He laughed as he picked up a box that was on
the table. He pressed a button and she felt
a slight buzz in her passages.
She looked at him and then he pressed it again
after he had fiddled with the buttons.
A sharper buzz was felt.
"Now come here pup"!
She crawled over and out of the bag he
brought a new collar and fixed it around her neck.
He then pressed another button and
she felt a sharp jabbing pain from the collar
around her neck.
She looked at her Master for reassurance.
He took no notice and played with the box some more.
He then pressed the button once more,
this time the pain was more severe
and she whimpered.
"Come here pup" he said patting his legs.
She crawled over once more and placing her head
on his lap he began talking to her.
Now pup, when you do something to displease me
I will press one of these buttons and you will learn
that it will hurt you,
and you will then learn to stop what is
displeasing me pup.
But this is not the punishment side pup
as this is a new toy.
Now for your punishment,
I have decided that as I want you to be my pup,
I am going to take you outside and bathe you and
I have some treats in this bag that will help me
to make you more my pup than ever.'
She leaned her head to one side.
"Now pup I am going to take off your new toys
for a little while as I need to do this first."
He undid the belt and took the toys out her
and placed them near by the sink.
He told her to kneel.
Once she was kneeling he told her to place
her hands behind her back,
then taking some rope he tied them together.
Then he tied them to her ankles so
she couldn't move.
He then took a mixing bowl and in the
bowl he mixed some stuff together.
When he was happy with the mixture
he walked over to the pup.
He then got hold of the scissors and then
started to cut her plaited hair.
She moved and started to scream out
"No, no, not my hair please, not my hair."
She begged over and over again
through her sobs.
He hit her.
"Did I give u permission to talk pup and are you
allowed to talk?"
Through her sobbing she replied "No Master."
He then dropped the cut of plait in front of her.
He then went to the bowl and
brought the mixture over.
Placing on some gloves he then applied
the mixture to her head.
It felt cold to her head but as it stayed on
she could feel the mixture warming her skull.
She starts to cry, she knew what he was doing,
and he had threatened her once before
and now he was doing it.
"Pup I am leaving the mixture on for 20 mins
and then I will be back to check
to see if it has worked."
He went out of the room she tugged at her
bondage but there was nothing she could do.
She heard him walk back
into the room and over to her.
He began to untie her and then once she was
free he put on the metal collar and
attached the leash to it.
Clicking his fingers she
followed him to the back door.
Opening it, he went outside and pup followed.
He lead her to where he kept the hose
and turning it on he started to let the water run
over her back.
She shivered as the water touched her skin.
He then told her to close her eyes and he
placed the hose over her head and the
cool water poured down on to her,
washing the stuff off and the rest of her hair with it.
Watching what was left of her hair going
down the drain, a sob escaped from her lips.
He then washed her all over making sure
that she was clean.
As he washed her he checked with his finger
that her anaal passage was clean and that
she didn't need an enema but I when he pulled
his finger out it was covered in scaat.
He moved his finger to her mouth and
told her to lick it clean.
She pulled her head away she wasn't ready
for this but he was testing her.
He grins and said
"you will get use to this pup; you will be use to
anything I want to do with you."
He then took her back inside and wiped her down.
She stood there as he rubbed her
with the dog's towel.
"Now my pup you do look a smart pup now,
but I need to do something and it
will hurt but only for a bit."
She looked up at him and saw that he was smiling.
She smiled back and trusting him she allowed him
to do as he wished.
He told her to stay and then went out of the room
and came back in with just a tool bag,
he placed it on the table, next to the box.
She couldn't quite see what he was doing,
but she started to wonder if this
is what she really wanted.
He then got the rope again and telling her
to kneel once more he retied her wrists to her ankles.
Then getting the blindfold he placed it on to her eyes.
Her breathing became deep and laboured.
"Now my pup this will hurt but it will only
be for a few seconds, and because just
I don't want to hear you scream out loud
I am going to gag you, so open your mouth for me."
Pup opened her mouth and felt the gag
being slipped in she bit on it.
She then heard him moved about in the kitchen
and heard the stove being lit.
He them moved some more and hearing
a tinkling sound she wondered
what he was wasted planning to do.
She heard him move nearer to her
and then a sharp burning pain on her shoulder,
the pain made her jump and
she screamed loudly into the gag and her
teeth sank deeply into it.
She could feel herself falling onto her side.
He untied her and then sat on the floor
besides her stroking her head,
"shhhhhhh, little pup all done now shhhhhhh,
no more pain little pup,
Master is pleased with you."
She laid there feeling his touch.
She didn't know how long she laid
there but she was free.
Her hands touched her head.
It was bald; her lovely chestnut hair was no more.
He looked down at her.
"Now pup you will learn,
now I need you to ten get back on all fours."
She got back onto her all fours and looked up
at her Master.
"Good pup good."
He then went to the sink and picked
up the belt and toys and placed them where
they had been before.
He then went to the box and pulled out
some kind of leather gloves.
He walked over and then kneeling he
lifted her front hand up and placed it into the glove,
it looked weird to pup but the more she looked
at it she began to realize that it was
shaped like a paw.
He then laced it up tightly.
Then taking the other hand he did the same.
She looked at them and then tried to bend her
wrist but it was now in a fixed position.
He then went back to the box and fuddled
some more in there.
Then bring out some more straps he fixed one
end of them to the belt then bending her leg up
so she was on her knees he fixed the belt tightly
and did the same with the other leg.
He clicks on the leash to her collar
and tells her to follow him.
She tries to walk a little but finds it hard.
She then tries another step and then
another until she felt secure enough
to move some more.
"Good pup, good pup,"
she smiled up at her Master as she moved
a few more steps.
"You will get used to it pup and in a
few months times you will be more of a pup
than you are now."
She looked at him with a puzzled expression.
She so wished she could talk but he had now
fixed the collar on.
"Come on pup lets go for minutes a walk."
He gently pulled on the leash
and she walked slowly behind him finding
her method of walking harder than before.
She tried hard to keep up with him but she
soon was being tugged harder so she had to
keep up with him.
"That's it good pup, good pup,
see you are getting use to it."
He picked up a ball and threw it,
"Now fetch pup."
Pup scampered off after the ball,
picking it up in her mouth then turning around;
she looked at her Master then ran back with it.
She sat down and waited for him to take the
ball out of her mouth.
He then threw it again of and she went and got it
and returned dropping the ball
on the ground by his feet.
He smiled and bent down and picked it up.
Placing it in his pocket he took out a treat
and gave it to her.
She nuzzled into his legs to thank him.
He then took her back inside to the kitchen.
He poured some water into her bowl and told
her to go and drink from it.
She went over to the bowl your and lowered herself
down and drank from it.
It felt good as she was so thirsty
from all the running she had done.
He went to the cupboard and took
down a tin of food.
He placed the meat into her bowl,
sprinkled some biscuits on the top,
placed the bowl onto the floor
and told her she could eat.
He then made himself his meal
and placing it on to a tray he took it through
to the front room, leaving the door open
so pup could follow when she had finished eating.
Sitting in his chair he turned on the television
to watch the news.
The first bit of the news was what was
happening in Iran and then what he was
hoping would follow next the news reader
went on to say still missing is Miss Fairways
she has been missing for three days
and still nobody has been found.
It is believed she was meant to be meeting
a friend she had met online but it is not known
where this gentleman can be found.
If you have any information on this
gentleman or the whereabouts of Miss Fairways
please ring
He turned the news off and smiled to himself.
His plan had worked no one would care soon if
she never turned up as she had no family
nor friends and hopefully very soon the police
would soon write her off as a missing person
one of the many that go missing in the states.
Pup came into the room just as he was
turning the television off.
"Come here my pup,"
she padded over to his chair and
lay down at his feet.
"Good pup."
He lit his pipe and thought to himself
what a perfect picture
'The Master with his dog beside an open fire'.
It was warm laying there beside the fire
and at his feet she felt safe.
She thought back to a few days earlier when
she was Julie and on holiday in the
States, backpacking.
How on earth did she get here?
She remembered she had been
talking to someone online and was going to
visit them and while she was out on his boat
she had drank some wine and then woke up here
where she is now.
She has no knowledge how she got back
to his house, nor where his house was.
The only thing she really knew was that she was
in the USA.
Now being treated as a pup,
how much her life had changed just in
the past few days.
She had been marked,
shaved and now controlled by some man
she had met online.
She wished she had listened to her online friends
but she thought she knew it all and didn't pay
heed to what they had told her.
A tear rolled down her life face.
But was it a tear of sadness,
or was it a tear of having her fantasy fulfilled
that she had shared with him once when
they had first met.
Only time would tell.
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send me a PM if you want to DJ. Don't post it here faggot.


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[ReiClone88]

Since the topic is now locked, I might as well spoil the secret message:

I
have
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wasted
ten
minutes
of
your
life


It could be found by putting together the out of place words.
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