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**NotCaptainCarnival** · Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:06 am AIDS subject: Quotes?

Anyone know any good quotes?
I have an essay due tomorrow, and I need a fucking awesome quote to bullshit into a five paragraph essay.
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**Sodaz** · Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:08 am AIDS subject:

**ReiClone88** · Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:11 am AIDS subject:

**NotCaptainCarnival** · Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:30 am AIDS subject:

Nevermind guyz. I have found one that will both piss my teacher off, and make an epic essay.
"I want to burn out. I wanna burn so brightly and so fiercely that when the flame is gone, there's gonna be just a mound of white ashes and nothing else. No smoke, no charred remains. Just white ash."

Protip: This essay was supposed to use a quote that Ben Franklin said.
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**SHOOPDAWHOOP** · Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:49 am AIDS subject:

"A cat is fine too"

**LulzAttack** · Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:51 am AIDS subject:

"HI, I?M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN?S WEARHOUSE. YOUR MOTHER MAY HAVE BEEN BLESSED MORE TIMES BY THE SACRED WHITE RIVER OF MY PELVIC PALADIN, BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO GIVE ME THE GREEN EYE OF JEALOUSY, MY COCK-LOVING CAVALIER. BETWEEN US, TONIGHT WILL BE RELIGIOUS RAPTOR JESUS, FOR YOUR buttseckz CLEFT SHALL BE MY GREAT SEA, AND I SHALL BE ITS MOSES, CLEAVING ITS MIGHTY CHOCOLATE OCEAN TO MAKE WAY FOR THE SAFE PASSAGE OF MY TESTICULAR TRIBE, HAVING BEEN GRANTED MEPHITIC FREEDOM FROM THE TYRANNY OF ENSLAVEMENT BEHIND A LOCKED PROSTATE. TO DO THIS, I WILL READY MY LONGINUS TO PIERCE YOUR BACKSIDE?S SACRED DOMAIN ? YOU WILL SCREAM FIRST IN PAIN, THEN IN PASSION AS ITS STEEL-LADEN GIRTH STRETCHES AND RIPS THE FABRIC OF YOUR MORTAL INNARDS, DISIMBUING YOU OF YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS, LEADING YOU TO A HEAVEN, THEN REVIVING YOUR FEELING OF PHYSICAL REALITY LIKE A ONCE-CRUCIFIED CHRIST RETURNING TO EARTH. I GUARANTEE IT."

That or any other Zimmer quote would work.

**Pink Ranger** · Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:16 am AIDS subject: Re: Quotes?

**NotCaptainCarnival** · Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:21 am AIDS subject:

I finished it, so meh, whatever. Took me two hours, a thesaurus, watching the opening to Ashita no Joe, a quote from the last five minutes of the second series, several poop breaks, somehow tying in Beowulf, and my overactive imagination.
Best essay ever.
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**xBLOODYxEMOxVAMPIRExTEARS** · Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:05 pm AIDS subject:

**White Ranger** · Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 6:23 pm AIDS subject:

''Be right back, i am going to cook myself a bowl of boiled beef n' potato''
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**ReiClone88** · Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:07 pm AIDS subject:

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