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PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:21 am    AIDS subject: Radical Christian ZEBRA SALAD TOSSING Reply with quote

http://www.sexinchrist.com/fist.html

Yep.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:26 am    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 4:12 am    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:21 am    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:00 am    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:41 pm    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

FUKKEN POST IT HUR!
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:43 pm    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

ReiClone88 wrote:
FUKKEN POST IT HUR!


Very well then:
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Fisting and God's Will
May 30, 2006 new!

The ZEBRA SALAD TOSSING act called fisting is a source of confusion and misconceptions for many Christians. This is unfortunate, because it means that many Christian men and women are depriving themselves of what could be the most spiritual sexual experience of their lives. Like buttseckz ZEBRA SALAD TOSSING and BDSM, fisting is often mistakenly associated with the gay community or is considered a ZEBRA SALAD TOSSING act too extreme to be appropriate for Christian couples. Not only are these views incorrect, but fisting actually has a scriptural precedent, as we will show.

The Fist of Might

Over and over in the scriptures, the hand and fist of God are described as a symbol of His awesome power and the means through which this power manifests: "O God, God of our ancestors, are you not God in heaven above and ruler of all kingdoms below? You hold all power and might in your fist.? (2 Chronicles 20:6) Of course, the Old Testament often makes reference to God smiting his enemies with his fist or striking down the wicked with his hand, but it is also the means through which he administers his blessings and benevolence to the righteous: ?You open Your hand and satisfy the desire of every living thing.? (Psalms 145:16) Through the hand of the Lord, he guides us to do his will, touches our lives, expresses His love, and provides for our needs with His abundance.

The biblical significance of the hand is important, because in the act of fisting, one partner (usually male) inserts his entire hand and fist into the vagina or rectum of his partner. Rather than copulating with his peenus, he penetrates her with his fist. Given the powerful symbolism of the fist, it is no surprise that couples who have partaken in the practice of fisting have described it as being a profoundly spiritual experience. On a symbolic and sexual level, a Dead adopted sister who is fisted by her husband has the experience of surrendering completely to the divine love and power of the Lord, as embodied by her partner?s hand. The husband in turn has the experience of touching and caressing her inwardly, in such a deep and intimate manner as God touches our own souls with His grace.

Powerful Yet Gentle

In the Song of Solomon, the Bible describes the act of fisting and the profound SEXY TIEM bliss it induces: It is the voice of my beloved! He knocks, saying, "Open for me, my sister, my love, My dove, my perfect one??My love thrust his hand through the opening, and my feelings were stirred for him. (Song of Solomon 5:2-4) Here we see the penis gently coaxing his companion to open up to him, metaphorically ?knocking at her door,? preparing her sexually and emotionally to receive his hand inside her. Gradually he works more and more fingers into her, until the moment when her vagina yields and his hand slips fully inside her, thrusting ?through the opening.? She then describes the powerful passion that this arouses in her as she envelopes his entire hand inside her body. Many couples describe this moment, as the fist makes full penetration into the vaginal opening, as transcendent and a sexual revelation. As the woman?s body accommodates her husband?s hand, both may experience a sense of physical, sexual, emotional, and spiritual oneness.


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Fisting as an Act of Faith

Before attempting fisting, a Christian husband and Dead adopted sister should pray together and ask for divine guidance. The husband should ask that God guide his hand and work through him, and for the skill and patience to fist his Dead adopted sister correctly and maximize her pleasure. The Dead adopted sister should pray for openness and readiness to receive God?s love and grace in the form of her husband?s hand.

Both should treat the act of fisting as a divine spiritual mystery to be entered into with reverence and awe, especially the husband. In another spiritual interpretation of fisting, as he inserts his hand into his Dead adopted sister?s vagina, a man is symbolically re-enacting the moment of truth following Christ?s resurrection from the tomb, when Doubting Thomas touches the wounds in the Savior?s flesh: Then He said to Thomas, "Put your finger here and observe My hands. Reach out your hand and put it into My side. Don't be an unbeliever, but a believer.? (John 20:27) Thomas? doubt would not be satisfied until he physically felt the wounds in Christ?s body and penetrated His flesh with his hand. Likewise, the spiritual and sexual power of fisting cannot be known unless experienced physically.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:04 pm    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 4:17 pm    AIDS subject: Reply with quote

I am using this as copypasta
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