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TehRei
Warnings : 8
Joined: 12 Jul 2007
AIDS: 50
AIDS Rank: FGSFDS
Pools: 10
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I see the title of the thread actually made you come here my children.
Here I shall introduce to you my brothers our New Religion and we shall write the Basic Doctrines for it.
For the sake of eternal Lulz, I call to you Brethren, help me to spread the Lulz over the globe, and thus become one with the ideology I have.
The Beginning:
Day 1:
The Eternal God of Lulz created the earth, the living beings on it, and the Inter-web.
Day 2:
He thought that the world needs more fun thus he decided to allow man to create websites, forums & chats.
Day 3:
Communities appeared and God thought that it was good and gave them IM to get closer to each other.
Day 4:
He created sound systems and web-feeds for us to be able to see each other.
Day 5:
He has seen that the internet is used for bad things and created the almighty force of the Internet Police ( a bunch of faggots)
Day 6:
The Prayers have been heard and thus God created games for us to live another life also.
Day 7:
God seen all way good and made some people his followers who are entitled to spread the world of Lulz to all. |
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NotCaptainCarnival
Warnings : 3
GaiaFag
Joined: 21 May 2007
AIDS: 1673
AIDS Rank: Samuel L. Jackson
Pools: 28
Location: In the kitchen, like I should be.
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Please kill yourself. That is the worst concept for a religion ever.
Besides, I don't know about you, but the presiding religion here is the belief in the holy Afroduck.
GTFO with your bullshit conspiracy theories.
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Joey Bishop
Warnings : 12
Joined: 10 Oct 2006
AIDS: 810
AIDS Rank: Martin Luther King Jr.
Pools: 86
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| Not Captaincarnival wrote: | Please kill yourself. That is the worst concept for a religion ever.
Besides, I don't know about you, but the presiding religion here is the belief in the holy Afroduck.
GTFO with your bullshit conspiracy theories. |
I tend to be discordian, anyone can be pope. But an Afroduck is fine too.
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Sodaz
F-O-E
Joined: 24 Nov 2006
AIDS: 2110
AIDS Rank: POHST HOAR
Pools: 163
Location: Probably riding a magical flying dick.
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Get out of here with your Pagan beliefs.
This is our belief on the creation of everything.
On the first day Afroduck made the world, and gave it some pools.
On the second day Afroduck made the internet, And gave it virtual pools.
On the third day Afroduck made chicken, grape soda, and BET.
On the fourth day Afroduck made Nigras and ass and tits, Then he created something called a women.
On the fifth day something bad happened and there were AIDS.
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http://pools.myminicity.com/
Go there and help the glorious republic of pools closed grow.
Current Population-50
Current monies-7500
We have a small community in the center and some farms. Also we're doing better then pen0sland. |
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Nigga Ranger
Warnings : 2
Apostle of Afroduck
Joined: 26 Dec 2006
AIDS: 954
AIDS Rank: lol i poast alot
Pools: 17
Location: Trying to operate mah niggazord.
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Alas for Afroduck, although he meant well when he created wimminz things just went straight to hell.
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WATER DAT MELON!
 Damn.
[quote="Miles."]laws have been broken you are black[/quote] Srsly?
Protip: I'm 12. |
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Captain Planet
Taking Furfags Down to Zero
Joined: 12 Oct 2006
AIDS: 4453
AIDS Rank: Royal Knight of Afroduck
Pools: 184
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| Sodaz wrote: | Get out of here with your Pagan beliefs.
This is our belief on the creation of everything.
On the first day Afroduck made the world, and gave it some pools.
On the second day Afroduck made the internet, And gave it virtual pools.
On the third day Afroduck made chicken, grape soda, and BET.
On the fourth day Afroduck made Nigras and ass and tits, Then he created something called a women.
On the fifth day something bad happened and there were AIDS. |
On the six day, Afroduck chose 5 special young nigras, and gave them all special rings with powers to combat the forces of the AIDS, One nigra was bestowed with the Power of Earth, Another nigra with the power of Fire, One nigra with the power of Wind, Another with the power of Water, and finally some nigra who liked teh gay with the power of Heart
On the Seventh day, Afroduck bestowed these 5 young nigras a Mythical Beast that which could be summoned by the young nigras combining their powers.
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| Not Captaincarnival wrote: |
your a monster fucking huge black throbbing cock. |
I AM A CLOSET WEEABOO
YES INDEEDY I AM
OK NIGGER THIS SHIT IS ON |
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White Ranger
Warnings : 3
TIGER POWER!
Joined: 11 Jan 2007
AIDS: 1655
AIDS Rank: Samuel L. Jackson
Pools: 19
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| Captain Planet wrote: | | Sodaz wrote: | Get out of here with your Pagan beliefs.
This is our belief on the creation of everything.
On the first day Afroduck made the world, and gave it some pools.
On the second day Afroduck made the internet, And gave it virtual pools.
On the third day Afroduck made chicken, grape soda, and BET.
On the fourth day Afroduck made Nigras and ass and tits, Then he created something called a women.
On the fifth day something bad happened and there were AIDS. |
On the six day, Afroduck chose 5 special young nigras, and gave them all special rings with powers to combat the forces of the AIDS, One nigra was bestowed with the Power of Earth, Another nigra with the power of Fire, One nigra with the power of Wind, Another with the power of Water, and finally some nigra who liked teh gay with the power of Heart
On the Seventh day, Afroduck bestowed these 5 young nigras a Mythical Beast that which could be summoned by the young nigras combining their powers. |
Only if they run through rampant through the first stage of combo-breakers, the second hell of newfags then the evil incarnate himself Rick would not stop the young nigras.
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SIXTY NIGGERS |
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Rick Santorum
R-Pennsylvania
Joined: 15 Nov 2006
AIDS: 1380
AIDS Rank: ELITE NIGGA
Pools: 27
Location: United States Senate
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One God; one truth.
Begone, outlander. You are not welcome here.
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Bitches don't know bout my hard Christian morals and anti-gay rights views.
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